You know you've won the argument when they pull out the "1v1 me" line

Kammakazi

Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

Cadbury

Ah yes. Reminds of the ol' Xbox Live days. Where every kid was a "MMA Fighter" or "worked for the Mafia".

UltimaJoe777

This has been a thing since online gaming began lol

LiquidSchwartz

Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

ArgoCye

I beleive it is wun vee wun me brah

Kammakazi

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

Nah, I'd rather not fight a cookie cutter, FoTM, "oh *** Sypher just posted a new build" player.

or a shield stacker.

LiquidSchwartz

But yes you do win when they say 1v1 me because then you can say "meet me at arrius mine" and then never show
But keep messaging them
"On my way slow mount"

LiquidSchwartz

Kammakazi wrote: »

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

Nah, I'd rather not fight a cookie cutter, FoTM, "oh *** Sypher just posted a new build" player.

or a shield stacker.

Theyre easy 2 kill if u not a scrub

D0ntevenL1ft

Kammakazi wrote: »

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

Nah, I'd rather not fight a cookie cutter, FoTM, "oh *** Sypher just posted a new build" player.

or a shield stacker.

FOTM players are never talented at their class because they just seen a video and copied it.. Not hard to kill. Also no need to make this a shield stacking thread. Drain their stam then CC then dead

Also still laughing at his response. Making out with girls yet he still has eso on inbetween.. Right right

Cadbury

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

But yes you do win when they say 1v1 me because then you can say "meet me at arrius mine" and then never show
But keep messaging them
"On my way slow mount"

I use that method in real life.
"1v1 me, bro? Meet me at Taco Bell!"
Give them address, and never show up

I win

Oh_Skrivva

Wun vee wun? Do you even lift bro?

SienneYviete

Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

AOECAPS

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

Instead of making threads about how superior your argument skills are, how about you beat him. Its a game after all not a chat room. Prove your dominance with a trial by combat.

At what point did he say he has superior skills in debate? You are probably one of those people that have incorrect information get proven wrong and then say 1v1 me.ill save you time. 1v1 me bruh meet me at nickel outpost.
Now back on topic had a guy tell me that I had a negative attitude after I told him we weren't beating the new trial on vet16 on our first run. After he tried to ridicule me I made sure my point stuck after calling him a hel ra synergy smasher and those types of players aren't going to beat Maw of lorkaj he wanted to 1v1 and then asked where I lived so we could meet in RL lmao. Console kiddies are the toughest meanest MFers God ever created.

Vaoh

Kammakazi wrote: »

Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

This has happened to me so many times it's unreal.

People tend to leave me alone most when 1vXing, but if I survive a ganking attempt (only teabag gankers running FOTM builds that attack me while I'm mounted), messages roll in.

Not even gonna repeat what most of those lovely messages say, but know that when a ganker who clearly sucks asks for a 1v1, his buddies are hiding in the shadows!

I anticipated this once, killing the ganker and his three friends who jumped me using a perfectly timed Magicka Det + Meteor. Recieved more hate messages, so I told them all that they were basically horrible and left them alone.

If you beat someone fair and square, or they failed miserably at dishonorably killing you (ganking, etc) then proceed to ask for a 1v1 in a butthurt fashion, you've already won. Four out of Five times I ignore 1v1 requests from these types of players.

KhajiitiLizard

I HAVE 1337 MLG BR STRAFE 1V1 ME BRO

Buffler

"Ur mum"

Wins every arguement

Whatzituyah

Cadbury wrote: »

LiquidSchwartz wrote: »

But yes you do win when they say 1v1 me because then you can say "meet me at arrius mine" and then never show
But keep messaging them
"On my way slow mount"

I use that method in real life.
"1v1 me, bro? Meet me at Taco Bell!"
Give them address, and never show up

I win

Taco Bell is so bad I am glad to be near better places.

CaptainBeerDude

If only I had the money to travel the world and actually 1v1 these people. It would be epic.

Even if they were 12.

Actually. Especially if they were 12.

anitajoneb17_ESO

No wonder PvP is considered toxic. Look at yourselves guys, really...

Strider_Roshin

Kammakazi wrote: »

Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

Every aspect? Not necessarily; I doubt he's trying to compete with your farming skills. The aspect of the game that deals with your ability to handle your own in a fight against another player? Definitely. Although if the debate is about your farming skills then the debate does nothing for his argument.

Oldmanlawlor

Not quite the same: But there's a guy in one of my guilds, and he ALWAYS has to Be better than everyone else. The kind of guy where if I said I served 7 years in the army, he would have served 9 years as a navy seal. He is always bragging about himself in and out of game, and he even said, and I quote, "well I am the most dominating tank in this game", among other ***. One of his other lines of 'proving' that he is better that everyone both in and out of game was, and again will I qoute him and am not messing, a guy in my guild called L* was telling us that his grandad set up a sort of charity to work with special needs children and that after a while of working and building it he got the WCW wrestlers to actually visit the kids, and the guys response to that was "yeah well I know for a fact that Kevin Nash hasn't died his hair since 2006". You are probably as stuck for words as we all were listening. But anyway, moving forward. I main a Templar hp tank, and people in my guild have been asking me to tank things like white gold and the prison simply because of how convient it is to have that extra smidge of healing for them an how I can self sustain myself even facing Molag Kena.

So what happens? The guy challenges me to a "TANK OFF"! Haha, a tank off!

I even said it to him, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard because All it would be is both of us standing there not dying. But he still challenged me to it.

MasterSpatula

SienneYviete wrote: »

Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

Not sure if "gorilla warfare" was part of the joke or not.

Keep_Door

Haha i recently went ganking woth a buddy and we ganked this guy dancing on a stump. He proceeded to message me about how we was afk or his controller died whatever. Me being the smart ass i am i strung him along until it came to the 1v1 situation. I accepted and told him to meet at the stump that we orginally ganked him at. As soon as he showed up me and my buddy just ganked him again. Lol fun times at BRK.

Bossdonut

I'll see all of you would be heroes on doom.

Marrtha

Isn't this the case in every MMO with PvP? Even when the issue is not PvP-related?

Nifty2g

Kammakazi wrote: »

Honestly, I don't understand some console players. They'll argue you with you, and then tell you to "wun vee wun me bro" as if doing such a thing makes you an overall better player in every aspect of the game.

stop being so elitist
I don't understand the 1v1 in this game honestly, it mostly doesn't work but people still try it and jerk themselves off with their win streaks

GeneralLee

SienneYviete wrote: »

Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

Did this actually work on anyone...ever? Its so over the top no normal human being would believe it, let alone be afraid of it....
Or was this an obvious joke where I missed the clue?

GeneralLee

Oldmanlawlor wrote: »

So what happens? The guy challenges me to a "TANK OFF"! Haha, a tank off!

I even said it to him, that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard because All it would be is both of us standing there not dying. But he still challenged me to it.

Lol, it would be the most boring, but original, stand off ever

Bossdonut

GeneralLee wrote: »

SienneYviete wrote: »

Whenever I get a 1v1 me request from some nerdrager I shoot em this famous line

What the f*#k did you just f*#king say about me, you little b*$#h? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*#k out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f*#king words. You think you can get away with saying that s*#t to me over the Internet? Think again, f*#ker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f*#king dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a*# off the face of the continent, you little s*#t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f*#king tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will s*#t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*#king dead, kiddo.

Did this actually work on anyone...ever? Its so over the top no normal human being would believe it, let alone be afraid of it....
Or was this an obvious joke where I missed the clue?

It's a 4chan post from about a billion years ago

Flameheart

I honestly can't understand why people are chatting to their enemies nowdays at all. The numbers where some PvPers (usually nightblade player nr. 1.237.389 with a name set up from the words "dark", "shadow" and "evil") start a chat with me (after getting killed by my zerg group which roams IC just for achievements, soul shards etc.) and try to tempt you for a 1v1 and actually tell you how great they are and how lousy you, are rising me seems. I play on PC btw.

My pregerenerated answer (if I give an answer at all): "Sorry, tough time scedule, just here for bosses, shards and achievements, need to hurry, no time to waste, cu, bb.

Conquistador

ok.