So what's with the monkey slaughter?

Brrrofski

I noticed afew people in guilds I'm in always in auridon. I'm DC, so it's a VR1 zone. Yet I've seen a lot of v16s in guild rosters there. Thought it was a it weird but whatever.

Yesterday, I went lore book farming on my magica Dk so was in auridon. There was a V16 just going around in a loop killing monkeys. Like following a route just to kill them.

What's going on? What magical powers do monkeys now hold?

Panth141

The magic of white meat and bananas for provisioning!

Brrrofski

It why the suddwn need for white meat and banana?

Surely people aren't selling bananas for the XP cake? lol

phaneub17_ESO

I'm AD and I kill them for the hell of it, why because those Monkeys deserve it! They think they're so awesome having their own little house to themselves, they all must die!

ElderBugOffline

RB4NERF

mattymaats

phaneub17_ESO wrote: »

I'm AD and I kill them for the hell of it, why because those Monkeys deserve it! They think they're so awesome having their own little house to themselves, they all must die!

Mojmir

Someone has a deep seeded hatred for donkey kong

Lettigall

Some people just like to spank the monkeys. Guess it's to get white meat from the process.

Appleblade

Not a fan of most monkeys so I admit I take the random shot when passing by them.

runagate

It might be the same reason I kill every goat when I'm at Werther's Cleft: they may be considered "owned" animals for the achievement in Legerdemain.

Recremen

Were they in werewolf form? I think there was something good about that spot for grinding WW levels, not sure.

Brrrofski

Recremen wrote: »

Were they in werewolf form? I think there was something good about that spot for grinding WW levels, not sure.

The one guy I saw was actually. Just pouncing on them all

DocFrost72

Werewolf levels are based off of kills, not xp. Prolly what he was doing then.

And thanks for the idea...

Lynx7386

Yea, I recall doing this sort of thing a while back to help level werewolf (though really it was just as quick going through densely populated quest areas and taking out a bunch of enemy npcs).

Phinix1

Ever since Zenimax spent millions on psychological studies to determine the most irritating noise to the human ear, then intentionally applied them to pets they purposefully allowed to be used in banks where people are trying to sort through items, I have developed a Pavlovian satisfaction from the sound of the monkey's dying screams.

If only we could slaughter dogs, cats, fart bags, and bunny monsters!

I would pay 5000 crowns in the store for the ability to slaughter 1 person's follower pet per hour, and have that person unable to summon another for that hour.

It would be SO worth it to be rid of "Old McDonald Had A Bank."

Do I sound bitter?

Vangy

Phinix1 wrote: »

Ever since Zenimax spent millions on psychological studies to determine the most irritating noise to the human ear, then intentionally applied them to pets they purposefully allowed to be used in banks where people are trying to sort through items, I have developed a Pavlovian satisfaction from the sound of the monkey's dying screams.

If only we could slaughter dogs, cats, fart bags, and bunny monsters!

I would pay 5000 crowns in the store for the ability to slaughter 1 person's follower pet per hour, and have that person unable to summon another for that hour.

It would be SO worth it to be rid of "Old McDonald Had A Bank."

Do I sound bitter?

ESO dev meeting (purely fictional and any resemblance to actual persons is unintended and regretted. everything below is done in jest.)

Rich Lamborghini: OK team. Have you got any creative ideas to spitball to me? Ideally we want to cause 80% of the player base to go into a rage fit!

Eric wobbly: I think we need to make zergs stronger!

Kevin Booboo: I want to add a few more unpassable boulders that will lock toons into falling animation for 20 minutes.

Mark Shaman: I want to add some costumes that make toons look like beer barrels!

John snow: Ive done extensive research on how sounds affect the human brain. I am confident that I have arrived at a sound so dreadful that it will break any and all train of thought. Not only this, it will make one want to smash their face into a knife just to end the misery.

Rich Lamborghini: LOVING the ideas guys. We need to roll these ideas out ASAP on next incremental. *grabs popcorn to read forum rage that will be incoming next patch*

Nick Kitkat + Paul Sugar (*watching via skype*) : 0.o ..... seriously????

AmakarGranaen

It's because they can't fight back.