Argonian Issues

  • xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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    Did anyone else ever notice that argonians with certain eye types are slightly cross eyed? Here is a picture of what I am talking about


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    (let me know if the picture shows up correctly I dont link images often)You can see by the picture that the eye on our left is situated within the eye socket differently then the eye on the right, when both eyes are supposed to be looking straight. I mean while the devs are looking at non racial related argonian issues they might as well have a look at this as well. I do believe that the "soft" argonian eye style does this as well and the "angular" eyes appear to do it as well. With the angular eyes I literally had to zoom in and count each individual pixel in the picture I took to confirm it, but the issue appears to exist with all eye types to various degrees.

    I would also like to point out that since beta imperial style armor does very strange things to our claws. Imperial style boots that have exposed toes turn our claws white and the same thing with the gloves. This has been an issue since beta and the mercenary medium gloves makes our claws completely disappear even though they are finger less gloves. I am sure these armor issues are the same for khajiits and I can give screen shots showing what I mean if they are needed.
    I erect the spine of anger glorious forum dwellers,

    After roaming tamriel for many a moon, I have found a glaring issue possibly plaguing my entire people. This may have been brought to light before, but it is an issue detrimental to my well being. So here it is...

    LSKnG2y.png

    My Ancient Orc shield is clipping with my beautiful tail and it starting to cause a vicious rash! :'(

    I may well be forced to remove my magical experience bonus & mysterious "crown" monies very soon if this is not fixed.

    That looks painful. We'll pass it along to the Art team. Thank you!

    Would really appreciate if the art team could take a look at what I pointed out as well. Might seem like really trivial things, but for someone that takes a lot of time making their characters, these issues are very annoying and hard to ignore once noticed.
    I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."

    As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
    The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
    but my delight will last and you will respawn.
    My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.

    The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
    Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
    Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
    A miserable, loud deuced fool.

    With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
    All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
    From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
    but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.

    I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
  • UltimaJoe777
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    This is some tail you have told. Shield repairs must cost a bundle the way they keep getting chipped like that!
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • CaptainBeerDude
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    dem0n1k wrote: »
    Hmm, I wonder, do Argonian tails grow back if cut off? ;)

    It would be pretty cool if Argonians could eject their tails like geckos & stealth away while the enemies stab fruitlessly at the wiggly tail~!

    This is the reason I always hide helmet on my Argonians... how can those mighty horns be under that puny helmet! :D

    Racial taunt. Argonians now OP Meta Tanks.

    EDIT: Also, don't touch my swim speed. Levelling a lizard now and it is amazing.
    Edited by CaptainBeerDude on April 14, 2016 5:20AM
  • 7788b14_ESO
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    I bet they hit that shield with a shrinking spell... problem solved.
  • xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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    dem0n1k wrote: »
    Hmm, I wonder, do Argonian tails grow back if cut off? ;)

    It would be pretty cool if Argonians could eject their tails like geckos & stealth away while the enemies stab fruitlessly at the wiggly tail~!

    This is the reason I always hide helmet on my Argonians... how can those mighty horns be under that puny helmet! :D

    Im about to start wearing helmets to hide my crossed eyes. Mighty horns vs crossed eyes...... it is a hard choice. To bad their isn't some people with the power to make this choice really easy by fixing the model...
    I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."

    As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
    The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
    but my delight will last and you will respawn.
    My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.

    The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
    Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
    Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
    A miserable, loud deuced fool.

    With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
    All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
    From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
    but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.

    I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
  • Eiagra
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    That looks painful. We'll pass it along to the Art team. Thank you!

    Okay, I have to admit, that had me literally laughing out loud. XD Probably because I can imagine that being shown/said on ESO Live just so.
          In verity.
  • xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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    I just noticed yesterday that imperial heavy armor boots for some reason make your claws stick through the boots even though they are closed and not open toe. On top of that they also turn your claws white just to add insult to injury........ I am genuinely getting annoyed now with all the argonian related graphics/art issues in this game. Kinda starting to feel like the race was set up to be a cash cow for when race change gets added. Lets see all the potential race change reasons I can list for argonian.

    1: Cross eyed since beta(check image at the top of the page, sorry I just ruined it for you if you never noticed it before B) )
    2: Shield clipping
    3: HORRIBLE racials
    4: Imperial armor hasn't worked right on us since beta
    5: mercenary gloves make our claws disappear
    6: tail sticks straight through /sitchair since beta.......

    I won't race change though, ill just quit if nothing gets done to fix the race.
    I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."

    As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
    The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
    but my delight will last and you will respawn.
    My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.

    The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
    Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
    Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
    A miserable, loud deuced fool.

    With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
    All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
    From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
    but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.

    I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
  • notimetocare
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    @ZOS_JessicaFolsom meanwhile the lightarmor for female models is an issue, this is an equally bad case. It would be nice, if the design team also gave Argonians a little attention regarding heads and tails.

    Eggborns need love too <3 Q.Q

    Eggborns need no love, we should have had the eggs for breakfast :O
  • neville_bart0s
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    NO!!!!!!! please ZOS do not fix this!!!

    we all know what happens when ZOS fixes problems, they create more problems.

    ill take a stupid visual bug over whatever new bugs they introduce whilst fixing this one.
  • Elsterchen
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    ... hmmm... reading the title I thought i hear some new juicy "lusty argonian" storys.

    Well, that magnificient tail surely needs some special care ... :wink:
  • xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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    @LokirOfRorikstead
    Do you think you could update the thread with the other argonian related issues I posted in this thread? I can even provide screenshots show casing the armor and /sitchair bug I mentioned. I really want to get these things looked at and fixed once and for all! None of these issues are recent and we have had to just sit back and deal with them since beta while female armors get fixed almost straight away! Nah, they can wait a year or two more just like us!

    Ill make a mascot show casing as many argonian issues all in one picture! He will be cross eyed, shield clipping, white clawed, and have his toes sticking through his boots while having his tail clip through a chair! It will be epic Ill post a screen shot later when I get it done.
    I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."

    As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
    The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
    but my delight will last and you will respawn.
    My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.

    The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
    Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
    Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
    A miserable, loud deuced fool.

    With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
    All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
    From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
    but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.

    I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
  • Junkogen
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    I erect the spine of anger glorious forum dwellers,

    After roaming tamriel for many a moon, I have found a glaring issue possibly plaguing my entire people. This may have been brought to light before, but it is an issue detrimental to my well being. So here it is...

    LSKnG2y.png

    My Ancient Orc shield is clipping with my beautiful tail and it starting to cause a vicious rash! :'(

    I may well be forced to remove my magical experience bonus & mysterious "crown" monies very soon if this is not fixed.

    That looks painful. We'll pass it along to the Art team. Thank you!

    REALLY??????????
    Since everyone knows that this is the only issue that Argonians have....

    /sarcasmoff

    Right? They'll promptly respond to and address a cosmetic issue regarding shields, but the long-standing racial passives imbalance takes literally years to make any progress. To this day, we're still in the struggle.
  • CaptainBeerDude
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    Junkogen wrote: »
    I erect the spine of anger glorious forum dwellers,

    After roaming tamriel for many a moon, I have found a glaring issue possibly plaguing my entire people. This may have been brought to light before, but it is an issue detrimental to my well being. So here it is...

    LSKnG2y.png

    My Ancient Orc shield is clipping with my beautiful tail and it starting to cause a vicious rash! :'(

    I may well be forced to remove my magical experience bonus & mysterious "crown" monies very soon if this is not fixed.

    That looks painful. We'll pass it along to the Art team. Thank you!

    REALLY??????????
    Since everyone knows that this is the only issue that Argonians have....

    /sarcasmoff

    Right? They'll promptly respond to and address a cosmetic issue regarding shields, but the long-standing racial passives imbalance takes literally years to make any progress. To this day, we're still in the struggle.

    I'm not really minding the passives right now. Not saying I would decline a buff, but if you build to your strengths the whole toon will work fine. Mine is making a fine tank utilising the extra resource return from potions, boosted HP and faster healing. And he gets to look awesome with his head fin.
    I haven't noticed the clipping on Imperial armour yet (full Imp. set) but I'll have a look when I'm on later.
  • Arthmoor
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    3: HORRIBLE racials

    Speak for yourself! I happen to like the faster swim speed. Comes in handy for those times when mean guards are chasing you :P
  • xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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    Here is the boots and gloves for heavy imperial with claws clipping through and then turning white.

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    My poor cross eyed argonian can't catch any breaks. He wakes up every day and walks to his table to sit down and eat breakfast , when all of a sudden his tail painfully slams through the seat "sigh, another cursed chair" says Hits-harder as he gets up to put on his armor. On the way to the armory he bangs into a wall due to his poor eye sight, but he eventually makes it there. A fresh new pair of imperial heavy boots and gloves hang on the rack and he puts them on...... only to have his claws rip straight through and ruin them. WHATS THIS? Someone also must have put white paint in his new armor as a prank! His claws turned totally white!

    He can go find this devilish prankster later because he has one last thing to grab before he goes off adventuring for the day, his brand new ancient orc shield! He cautiously picks it up and hangs it from his back-"OH *** WHAT IS THIS PAIN!" he yells out. He rips off the shield and throws it to the ground, it is covered in blood. He walks over to a mirror and inspects his tail and sees his tail is dangling there after being nearly cut off by the shields sharp edges. Poor Hits-harder, he trys desperately to be a hero, but can't even leave the house without nearly bleeding to death and ruining all his armor.

    Zenimax won't you give this poor man some corrective eye surgery and some proper fitting(and non pranked) armor. He doesn't ask for much, he just wants to be able to adventure as well as all the other races. He has suffered dearly for a very long time now. Bring this chair cursing armor ruining prankster to justice zos!
    I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."

    As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
    The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
    but my delight will last and you will respawn.
    My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.

    The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
    Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
    Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
    A miserable, loud deuced fool.

    With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
    All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
    From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
    but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.

    I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
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