xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
The game itself is a joke.
I know a good one:
We're working to fix cyrodil.
The lag is fixed.
The performance is better
Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
if it actually "sells like mad", good for ZoS, as for myself, I don't see the value in spending enough money for an entire new game for 2 npc's that don't even do that much. Had they done the same as any normal banker/merchant then it's a different story but right now they're little more than glorified dolls.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
if it actually "sells like mad", good for ZoS, as for myself, I don't see the value in spending enough money for an entire new game for 2 npc's that don't even do that much. Had they done the same as any normal banker/merchant then it's a different story but right now they're little more than glorified dolls.
I do not either but walk around the zones. Every bank has like 10 of these in it. I wouldnt pay 100 crowns for a merchant I cant use to repair or a banker who wont let me access the guild bank/store.
cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
if it actually "sells like mad", good for ZoS, as for myself, I don't see the value in spending enough money for an entire new game for 2 npc's that don't even do that much. Had they done the same as any normal banker/merchant then it's a different story but right now they're little more than glorified dolls.
I do not either but walk around the zones. Every bank has like 10 of these in it. I wouldnt pay 100 crowns for a merchant I cant use to repair or a banker who wont let me access the guild bank/store.
Yeah, they could've made a lot more money if they'd actually done something worthwhile instead of doing 1/4 of what the regular ones do. Ah well, missed opportunity for ZoS I guess to make more than they already did off of them.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
How do you know they are "selling like mad"?
I mean,I've seen less than 20 people posting here in the forums who bought them.Heck,I'd say less than 15,actually.Where did you get your stats on the assistants?
Please,dont think I'm being snarky,I just want to know.Such a large sweeping statement needs numbers top back it up.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
How do you know they are "selling like mad"?
I mean,I've seen less than 20 people posting here in the forums who bought them.Heck,I'd say less than 15,actually.Where did you get your stats on the assistants?
Please,dont think I'm being snarky,I just want to know.Such a large sweeping statement needs numbers top back it up.
Ive been playing the game rather than posting here. Go to any of the zones with people in em. There are assistants everywhere. There were over 10 of them in the one bank alone. People drop em right by the regular banker cant tell the diff. Have to click 10 diff ones to find the actual banker.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
How do you know they are "selling like mad"?
I mean,I've seen less than 20 people posting here in the forums who bought them.Heck,I'd say less than 15,actually.Where did you get your stats on the assistants?
Please,dont think I'm being snarky,I just want to know.Such a large sweeping statement needs numbers top back it up.
Ive been playing the game rather than posting here. Go to any of the zones with people in em. There are assistants everywhere. There were over 10 of them in the one bank alone. People drop em right by the regular banker cant tell the diff. Have to click 10 diff ones to find the actual banker.
I see you posting here a lot.
I play the game every day for up to five hours,and I've only seen a few of them.In any zone,since they are now open with the new DLC quests.
To be fair,I have seen SOME.Just not the amount it would be to say they are selling like mad. And I havent seen over 10 of them anywhere at one time.I'm sure that is confusing! .lol.
I am actually ingame at the moment.I can do both.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »cosmic_niklas_93b16_ESO wrote: »Moonshadow66 wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »HAHA you almost got me zenimax with the 5000c assistants, but I seen through your tricks. Such a high quality joke like this could only be the work of zenimax's top comedic engineers! Nice one! Cannot wait to see what silly goofs they pull on us next year.
You don't have to buy them.The game itself is a joke.
You don't have to play it.
Yes, because Zenimax certainly wants people to not buy their crown store items and not play their game....
If you think the game is a "joke" I dont think you will be paying them anything hehe. As far as the crown store 5000 crown price for the assistants they are selling like mad. So ya.
How do you know they are "selling like mad"?
I mean,I've seen less than 20 people posting here in the forums who bought them.Heck,I'd say less than 15,actually.Where did you get your stats on the assistants?
Please,dont think I'm being snarky,I just want to know.Such a large sweeping statement needs numbers top back it up.
Ive been playing the game rather than posting here. Go to any of the zones with people in em. There are assistants everywhere. There were over 10 of them in the one bank alone. People drop em right by the regular banker cant tell the diff. Have to click 10 diff ones to find the actual banker.
I see you posting here a lot.
I play the game every day for up to five hours,and I've only seen a few of them.In any zone,since they are now open with the new DLC quests.
To be fair,I have seen SOME.Just not the amount it would be to say they are selling like mad. And I havent seen over 10 of them anywhere at one time.I'm sure that is confusing! .lol.
I am actually ingame at the moment.I can do both.
Remember that right now is a very slow time for all servers. Try logging in during prime time. While I do post here alot I dont base my opinion of how something will sell on the posts here. I told someone earlier there are millions of people across all platforms playing this game. 100,000 forum accounts and out of those my guess is (and its just my opinion I have no access to numbers) about 10% of them post.
jamesharv2005ub17_ESO wrote: »Ive been playing the game rather than posting here. Go to any of the zones with people in em. There are assistants everywhere. There were over 10 of them in the one bank alone. People drop em right by the regular banker cant tell the diff. Have to click 10 diff ones to find the actual banker.
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