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The Three Little Templars
RAGUNAnoOne
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In preparation for next month (console DLC patch I[I hope]) a crap rewrite of a story we all know and love.
Once upon a time, there were three little templars who went off to build their houses.
The first little templar was new to PvP and made a house which was not very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the first little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll howl your house down.”
And he did. And he got the little templar and ate him all up.
The second little templar was an average PvPer and built a house which was not very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the second little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll howl your house down.”
And he did. And he got the little templar and ate him all up.
The third little templar was one of the top 5% players and built a house which was very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the third little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll howl your house down.”
But no matter how much the werewolf howled and clawed, the house did not go down.
So the big bad werewolf said, “I’ll complain on the forums and Wrobel will nerf you to the point that you can't do *** in the meta because I refuse to L2P.”
Alas the complaints were heard and the third little templar eventually lost his house.
And the third little templar lived happily ever after inside the werewolves stomach that is.
The end.
Once upon a time, there were three little templars who went off to build their houses.
The first little templar was new to PvP and made a house which was not very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the first little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff, and I’ll howl your house down.”
And he did. And he got the little templar and ate him all up.
The second little templar was an average PvPer and built a house which was not very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the second little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll howl your house down.”
And he did. And he got the little templar and ate him all up.
The third little templar was one of the top 5% players and built a house which was very strong.
One day, the big bad werewolf came and said, “Little templar, little templar, let me come in.”
“Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin,” said the third little templar.
“Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll howl your house down.”
But no matter how much the werewolf howled and clawed, the house did not go down.
So the big bad werewolf said, “I’ll complain on the forums and Wrobel will nerf you to the point that you can't do *** in the meta because I refuse to L2P.”
Alas the complaints were heard and the third little templar eventually lost his house.
And the third little templar lived happily ever after inside the werewolves stomach that is.
The end.
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Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons
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