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The Title To End All Titles

Humatiel
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After looking at the front page and seeing half the titles;

Its final
Its Over
Lets be Real
Fish
Apple
The Sky is Falling

Really too much trouble to take a moment and think about the topic of the thread? If you cant come up with a title its probably a rage and nobody needs it anyway. Yes this will be locked, worth it. o:)
VMA | vHRC-HM | vAA-HM | vSO-HM | vMOL-HM
700+ CP
GM of Luxury Raids
  • Anhedonie
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    You forgot:
    pve is dead
    pvp is dead
    balance is nonexistent
    Wrobel is a bad guy
    PMS Oops, that's from different forum.
    Edited by Anhedonie on March 5, 2016 11:02PM
    Profanity filter is a crime against the freedom of speech. Also gags.
  • Xendyn
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    How could you forget...


    Nerf
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • bikerangelo
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    Needs moar... sorcery
    e23d40ba7CE95.gif
  • Abeille
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    Let's be real, the sky is falling over the final applefish.
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Humatiel
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    well said.
    VMA | vHRC-HM | vAA-HM | vSO-HM | vMOL-HM
    700+ CP
    GM of Luxury Raids
  • Burning_Talons
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    Grobul
  • Tryxus
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    No "Nightblades" in the titles?

    Plz someone rectify this unfortunate situation so that I may enjoy yet another bucket o' popcorn :p
    "We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU
  • mb10
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    Annoying titles consist of these annoying words and phrases:

    Nightblade
    Cloak
    Nerf
    Templars need a buff
    Remove PVP from IC
    Buff
    ESO is dead
    I hate PVP
    ... is too difficult
    ... is too easy
    I hate RNG
    Shield staking nerf
    ZOS you are an embarrassment
    I quit
    I'm back
    Lag
    Loading screens
    Arenas
    An idea for ZOS
    Thanks for nothing ZOS
    Gank

    Think I've begun to scratch the surface but there is still a lot more
  • Tabbycat
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    I wonder if we could create an interesting story out of thread titles.

    *ponders*
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • VShane
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    More Cowbell
  • attackjet
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    Mines "let's be real" and it talks about how addicting this game is and how people have died from playing wow.....

    Not a rage post whatsoever
  • Waffennacht
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    VShane wrote: »
    More Cowbell

    Christopher Walken, there you are!
    Gamer tag: DasPanzerKat NA Xbox One
    1300+ CP
    Battleground PvP'er

    Waffennacht' Builds
  • WldKarde
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    Wish I had read this last night because the thread I started went nowhere...

    Fires up Delorean and try's to hit 88 mph ;)
    PC NA
    Characters formally known as Veteran 16:
    Wldkarde, Sir WldKarde , Lil-Miss WldKarde,
    Dame WldKarde Stamplar "Master Angler" "Main" ,
    Shady WldKarde, WldKarde"s Bacon, Jaded WldKarde,
    River Wldkarde
    18 Master Anglers so far
    "Dames and Sirs, take my advice, pull down your pants...and slide on the ice!" Slightly adjusted quote of Dr. Sidney Friedman from M*A*S*H
  • Heanz
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    All I'm getting out of this is NERF DKS
    **DC** Daddy Fat Sacks, Fiery Fat Sacks & Blood Mantra
  • Appleblade
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    From your title I thought this was going to be about the titles you can set for your character.

    I was going to request "Destroyer Of Worlds"
  • Ourorboros
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    attackjet wrote: »
    Mines "let's be real" and it talks about how addicting this game is and how people have died from playing wow.....

    Not a rage post whatsoever

    You proved the OP's point. I've jumped past your thread many times, due to the vague title that gives no clue about it's content. Maybe your thread is cogent and valuable, but without some hint of that in the title, I have no way on knowing the thread is not some crazy rant, silly suggestion, nerf call or other thread I have have no interest in.
    PC/NA/DC
    Breton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
    TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
    All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
    ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)
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