Souvenirs of Tamriel

SantieClaws

So.

This week Santie is busy packing for a journey to the delightful holiday resort of Abah’s Landing. Santie thinks maybe also some of you are doing this also yes?

Light clothing, bug spray, a fine fishing rod, an obnoxiously coloured beach towel and also many, many lockpicks are among the things Santie has packed so far.

This one hears that Abah’s Landing is filled with many interesting and exotic people – and their numerous things.

Santie thinks that she will find much to do on holiday with these numerous pretty things.

This one wonders – if you could ‘occasionally borrow’ something without the owner knowing then what would you ‘borrow’?

Could be from anywhere in Tamriel and does not have to be borrowed just from Abah’s Landing.

Santie thinks maybe she would like to own the King of The Redguards secret collection of perfectly straight edged swords and also the highly elaborate fine glass jar in which Abnar Tharn is rumoured to keep his stash of moon sugar candy. Santie would also like yarn. Any kind of yarn. But this you know already.

Do not ask for King Emeric’s false teeth because Santie already has these safely in the bank along with her collection of naughty picture books.

Also do not ask for Queenie Ayrenn’s undiepants as my good friend Raz has informed me they are in such a state as to have little or no value to any decent fence.

Yours with Paws
Santie Claws

Lysette

You just gotta love the Khajiit - haha - well done.

Volkodav

Hehehe.That was cute. D

SantieClaws

So no-one here has the desire to collect fanciful objects of greater and greater rarity (and value)? Or do you just hold your secrets back from Santie?

See you there then and watch your pockets - but do not watch them too carefully please ... Business is business after all.

Yours with Paws
Santie Claws

Messy1

Dear Santie,

Please look the other way when you see the local inhabitants of Abah's Landing lying in pools of cold blood with their valuables and memorable body parts stripped from their corpses.

To be sure I will do the major heists and get away with stunning treasures, but there will be a trail of bodies wherever and whenever possible.

Yours Truly,
The Psycho Murder Thief

*disclaimer: this is a satire; in game I am a very respectable thief who does not murder everyone he sees, however, I can imagine that there will be a far amount of murderous cutthroat thieves rampaging through the streets, which is WHY ZOS should revisit and implement the PvP portion of the Justice system