Hilarious tells

Laggus

I get tells frequently enough in PvP from victims but thought this one was noteworthy and clean enough in language to share!

Backdrop is Azura's last night (wee hours of morning in the States). EP brought out a zerg to crown an Emp. I'm AD, I guess I must have killed this guy/gal or an associate or 3 of his/her EP buds and they took exception.



I'm thinking I'm going to post similar ones I find amusing here from now on. Feel free to add ones yourselves but keep it clean and no flaming or naming and shaming or the Mods will just delete them. Zone chat was funny after this one.

Jules

You must get so many.

Faasnu

I got only one funny message from a very high PVP rank player. I didn't take a screenshot, but after I killed him, he went as far as to send me a mail saying "[snip] noob". I guess he couldn't have whispered me because my status was offline, so he bothered to send me a mail instead... When I tried to reply, I found out he blocked me It's still funny for me because I wouldn't expect that kind of behavior from someone of such high PVP rank. Other than that, I usually get very nice whispers after interesting fights, regardless of who won

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Laggus

Jules wrote: »

You must get so many.

I do, you included but your not bad. You would be surprised though, some tells are are on the line of "lol..thats was actually an awesome shot;)". The worst peeps are the Elite 1vX'rs that just killed a bunch of people and I blow them up. Colorful tells from a lot of those guys.

Or the NBs you just killed after being spambushed to death by them 10 times in a row calling me a scrub (DK Bow build here btw). Or the Sorcs that take offence at being blown up whilst they are jumping around by a wall while their buds are sieging it thinking they should be invincible.

EDIT: typo

Jules

Laggus wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

You must get so many.

I do, you included but your not bad. You would be surprised though, some tells are are on the line of "lol..thats was actually an awesome shot;)". The worst peeps are the Elite 1vX'rs that just killed a bunch of people and I blow them up. Colorful tells from a lot of those guys.

Or the NBs you just killed after being spambushed to death by them 10 times in a row calling me a scrub (DK Bow build here btw). Or the Sorcs that take offence at being blown up whilst they are jumping around by a wall while their buds are sieging it thinking they should be invincible.

EDIT: typo

I don't think I've ever rage telled you. But if I have, it's prob cuz I was en route to somewhere super duper important at the time and you made my horse simulator last just that much longer.

Laggus

Jules wrote: »

Laggus wrote: »

Jules wrote: »

You must get so many.

I do, you included but your not bad. You would be surprised though, some tells are are on the line of "lol..thats was actually an awesome shot;)". The worst peeps are the Elite 1vX'rs that just killed a bunch of people and I blow them up. Colorful tells from a lot of those guys.

Or the NBs you just killed after being spambushed to death by them 10 times in a row calling me a scrub (DK Bow build here btw). Or the Sorcs that take offence at being blown up whilst they are jumping around by a wall while their buds are sieging it thinking they should be invincible.

EDIT: typo

I don't think I've ever rage telled you. But if I have, it's prob cuz I was en route to somewhere super duper important at the time and you made my horse simulator last just that much longer.

No I don't believe you have rage telled me. One of you guildies (Templar) sent me a tell earlier in the week, "Your wasting your time I'm not a Vamp". I thought that odd. I think because I hit her with Silver Shards in my rotation. Tool tip on that is almost 7k and it doesn't really care if your a Vamp or not, it just probably won't proc any additional damage. She was pretty cool though and tough to kill.

Bane_of_Fringe

Got a rage tell from shadowstep once.
Was the only real noteworthy one.

I had responded to a flagged keep and was going to gank him, however I still had rapids on bar and just made him jump. I had to go change bars and came back however other AD showed up sobwe just zerged him. However he only saw fit to sh*t talk me, which was fine because I could respect the opinion.

Poxheart

Perhaps I missed it, but I clicked on this thread expecting to see hilarious tells. OP did not deliver.

Laggus

Poxheart wrote: »

Perhaps I missed it, but I clicked on this thread expecting to see hilarious tells. OP did not deliver.

Yeah I had another screen capture in mind but it just had to many expletives and I can't be bothered censoring out them all! Must try harder I guess.

God_flakes

Can't say it enough...some of the best erp comes from sarcastic rage tells both from me as the victim and my victims. I live for that [snip]!

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Zheg

The best are the ragetells from the insecure mouth breathers that stay in offline mode 24/7, of which, there are a lot.

SirAndy

Frankly, reading Mr. Bigglesworth's comments in the zone chat was more entertaining ...

Master_Kas

If you guys/girls want beautiful hatetells you can do one of the following separate, or combined:

Step 1. Spec to a pure sniper ganker with camo hunter. All the cheese you can find in one build and keep instagibbing people. The ragewhispers similar to this will come : "Learn to play your class noob", "you got no skill", "macro exploiter"

Step 2. Tbag and emote corpses after you kill them, preferably where you outnumber the victim greatly. There you will get whispers like "1v1 me noob" , "haha you bad zergling"

Option 3. Make a sorc, spam shields, dawnbreaker and deto on vampire stamina nbs who die in two hits, emote them or just keep killingthem until they hatewhisper you.

Enjoy the results

Arcanasx

I had this one guy giving me salty messages when i was in a group of 2 telling me i was a baddie because i wouldnt fight alone. The funny thing is, this message was after we just wiped 4 of them including the guy with the salty message.

Fenrlr

Btw guys, i use windows movie maker.
any clever way to censor the names etc there?

Elong

This thread needs more Sarenvog.

Cody

people are still complaining about snipe? that is so 1.5

Laggus

Cody wrote: »

people are still complaining about snipe? that is so 1.5

I don't even have it slotted.

FizzOnly

mind if i add a pic to this topic?

caeliusstarbreaker

So you're claim is that other people are bad... Because you use a build that is pretty unanimously regarded as cheesy, focused solely on one shotting people.... Which is also has the affiliation with being used by bad players..... And then you got a hate tell exchange... Because of aforementioned items... And this is comical?

Faasnu

caeliusstarbreaker wrote: »

So you're claim is that other people are bad... Because you use a build that is pretty unanimously regarded as cheesy, focused solely on one shotting people.... Which is also has the affiliation with being used by bad players..... And then you got a hate tell exchange... Because of aforementioned items... And this is comical?

What is wrong with using a tactic that is available in the game? Other than those which use exploits or cause lag, of course. It's funny how offended some players get when they are killed this way. When I play sorc, I get pretty angry when I'm killed by somebody using shield breaker, but I would never ever whisper that person and call them names. Same goes for gankers - sometimes I get killed by them 5 times in a row, sometimes I'm attacking other players from stealth and it seems to be fair to me.

caeliusstarbreaker

Never did I say anything is wrong with it

SRASinister

I was on a low level alt and this guy was trying to do dailies like me but got ganked by 3 people and I tried to go stealth on his body but was detected so I stopped. He and I went back and forth with messages for 30 minutes only to find out he though I tbagged him that whole time.

Forestd16b14_ESO

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT..........

Laggus

caeliusstarbreaker wrote: »

So you're claim is that other people are bad... Because you use a build that is pretty unanimously regarded as cheesy, focused solely on one shotting people.... Which is also has the affiliation with being used by bad players..... And then you got a hate tell exchange... Because of aforementioned items... And this is comical?

No. Whats comical are receiving tells like these in general, whats cheesy is from someone who flipped sides to a pop locked faction in the wee hours to night cap an Emp. Probably a Doctor or lawyer IRL.

Poxheart

Still don't see anything hilarious in the OP.

ColoursYouHave

Only tell I can remember was something along the lines of "nice jabs spam, learn to play this game."

I was a lvl 30 or so Magicka Templar, what the hell else am I supposed to do to deal damage?

On another note, I like sending other people tells, but only friendly ones. I've met some pretty cool people just by whispering them "gg" after a fight.

Darnathian

Laggus wrote: »

caeliusstarbreaker wrote: »

So you're claim is that other people are bad... Because you use a build that is pretty unanimously regarded as cheesy, focused solely on one shotting people.... Which is also has the affiliation with being used by bad players..... And then you got a hate tell exchange... Because of aforementioned items... And this is comical?

No. Whats comical are receiving tells like these in general, whats cheesy is from someone who flipped sides to a pop locked faction in the wee hours to night cap an Emp. Probably a Doctor or lawyer IRL.

ROFL. First off i am a 17 year navy vet. Second off whats so funny about those tells?

I am the one "rage telling.". The background rhat you failed to mention was you hitting me with shards while i was sieging and then t bagging me. so i found you and rekt u.

As for capping emp for ep i could care less about that. What i do care about was Crystalized coming back and running an old IR group. Hanging out with some old friends i have been enemies with for the last several months.

But since you could not leave it in game i will wreck you here like i did in game. lol

If you think that was raging you should have seen them before Jules told on me to Papa Mano and got me grounded.

But at least the ones i rage to sometimes are great players. I thought you might be a difficult foe so i chased you down after you tbagged me. but alas, just like opening this thread, it was a great dissapointment.

/drops mic

caeliusstarbreaker

Get 'me boats!

Peel_Ya_Cap_517

Where was the hilarious part?

pogopwns_ESO

I prefer friendly tells