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I'm 42 and my GF is 14, need help!

  • bbrown0770
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    found the title funny, both start a new character
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  • Asherons_Call
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    Lmao!!!
  • Nales
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    Why my dum ass thought you were talking about age and not level, I was ready to call Chris hanson
  • DHale
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    Hilarious, love it....errrr you guys with your mind in the gutter.
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  • Lenikus
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    This thread will be edited.
    I'm calling it.

    Anyway, just do PvP / Orsinium
    you don't "have to" create a new character, but it does help if you both do, and quest together, then when one is offline the other can just play their mains / alts. And when it's fun-together-playtime, you log the twins.
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  • JapanesePlayer
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    you is 42 years old and gf 14?

    sick!
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  • ScruffyWhiskers
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    You'll probably be spending a lot of time playing in the Imperial Prison.
  • Shader_Shibes
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    Found you!

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  • Nestor
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    Volkodav wrote: »

    It worked for Jerry Lee for a long time there. XD

    It torpedoed his career and he spent a long time climbing back up. They also divorced. He is currently on Wife #7 so that is more a commentary on him than who he married

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lee_Lewis

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  • Volkodav
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    Nestor wrote: »
    Volkodav wrote: »

    It worked for Jerry Lee for a long time there. XD

    It torpedoed his career and he spent a long time climbing back up. They also divorced. He is currently on Wife #7 so that is more a commentary on him than who he married

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lee_Lewis

    I know they divorced,but not for quite a while.I love Jerry Lee.lol.While it may have torpedoed his career,..for a time,(and yes,he did marry 7 times) he was going strong after he regained popularity.People smile when they remember about his third wife Myra Gale Brown. His career recouped just fine.
  • Lightninvash
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    LMAO bro I was like you need help for sure!!! haha play some cyrodiil even wrothgar helps with the battle leveling and give her xp pots so she can lvl up quicker and you can grind through the content. or reroll a new char and get it to 14 and level with her till u are 46 and get on ur main ;)
  • Alucardo
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    Jesus christ man, please rename title to "I'm level 42 and my gf is level 14, need help". You nearly gave me a freaking heart attack.
    Orsinium and future content will make use of the battle levelling, so you'll both be scaled to VR15, meaning you can easily play together.
    Wrothgar (Orsinium DLC) is actually quite nice to explore, so it could be worth checking out.
  • QUEZ420
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    That's a pretty big age difference Kappa.
  • Volkodav
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    QUEZ420 wrote: »
    That's a pretty big age difference Kappa.

    XD LOL!
    (ingame levels,my dear,not age)
  • MissBizz
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    +1. Actually I saw it way earlier and didn't appear... but the fact I saw it still later (and not closed) got me here.

    Use the group finder for dungeons (since then you are battle levelled), PvP together (there are PvE quests in PvP land if that's your preference), or hit up Orsinium!

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    Xendyn wrote: »
    And here I was about to call Chris Hansen...

    Just saw that. Bahahahaha!
    Edited by MissBizz on February 5, 2016 9:50PM
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  • AbraXuSeXile
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    Best title ever
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  • bedlom
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    Yr 42 and yr GF is 14? You are right, you do need help. Someone call the police.
    Edited by bedlom on February 5, 2016 10:15PM
  • bedlom
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    And here I was about to call Chris Hansen...

    Lmao
  • QuebraRegra
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    I've had friends quit because of the impediments to easily playing together (faction, level, etc.).
  • jpatek0501ub17_ESO
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    You can Grind until shes 18 >:)

    Then a Solo dungeon followed by some group play.
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  • dsalter
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    GC8V wrote: »
    +1 if the title got you here and my strat worked

    expected troll thread, wasn't disappointed, 10/10
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  • Asherons_Call
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    You can Grind until shes 18 >:)

    Then a Solo dungeon followed by some group play.

    Thread winner. Lol!
  • BurtFreeman
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    just take a pil! is up to you, the blue or the red, but never come back!

    solution after years of jail and therapy:
    start a new char to play with. easy
  • Volkodav
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    I've had friends quit because of the impediments to easily playing together (faction, level, etc.).

    Meh,any level player can play with any different level.No reason for anyone to leave.Faction problems I can see bothering people though.
  • Kammakazi
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    I got baited so hard... ffs
  • MattT1988
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    That title....well played sir, had me fooled for a second.
  • leepalmer95
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    Dat Bait though.
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    I had to laugh so hard when I read that title
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