ESO Haiku

Makkir

Submit yours!

Your Ivory Hairpins
Resting atop my mantle
I'm still in your home


Where is my reward?
I have slain the mad Ogre
I can see your feet!

bikerangelo

I ran up the stairs,
But I did not watch my step,
Thank you, fall damage.

Recremen

So many Khajiit
But cannot hug every cat
Now I am crying

Fellenore_Ewalion

The gray tree
with yellow leaves
is so alone in Cyro.

I love the nature,
but I could hack it
with my bare hands.

Makkir

Fellenore_Ewalion wrote: »

The gray tree
with yellow leaves
is so alone in Cyro.

I love the nature,
but I could hack it
with my bare hands.

5, 7, 5, FAIL

Erdmanski

Makkir wrote: »

Fellenore_Ewalion wrote: »

The gray tree
with yellow leaves
is so alone in Cyro.

I love the nature,
but I could hack it
with my bare hands.

5, 7, 5, FAIL

Oh Hypocrisy!!!
You throw stones from your glass house
See below for proof

Makkir wrote: »

Submit yours!

Your Ivory Hairpins
Resting atop my mantle
I'm still in your home

Your Haiku is flawed
Of syllables do I speak
Ivory hath three!!!

bikerangelo

Fellenore_Ewalion wrote: »

The gray tree
with yellow leaves
is so alone in Cyro.

I love the nature,
but I could hack it
with my bare hands.

Five, Seven, then Five,
Syllables mark a Haiku,
Remarkable oaf.

Lightninvash

bikerangelo wrote: »

Fellenore_Ewalion wrote: »

The gray tree
with yellow leaves
is so alone in Cyro.

I love the nature,
but I could hack it
with my bare hands.

Five, Seven, then Five,
Syllables mark a Haiku,
Remarkable oaf.

these are kinda awesome tbh haah

Mishanya

Laggy again
Kicked from server
Seems DDoSing

Makkir

Erdmanski wrote: »

Makkir wrote: »

Submit yours!

Your Ivory Hairpins
Resting atop my mantle
I'm still in your home

Your Haiku is flawed
Of syllables do I speak
Ivory hath three!!!

Hah you got me sir! I pronounce it IV-RY as in 2 syllables. Crap drop the "your" then! I cant edit the OP!

Gidorick

I am so tired
Bones weep from endless battle
But I can't sit here

Trapped on the surface
The depths below call to me
But I cannot go

Jone and Jode above
Reflection Water Dancing
Jode is all alone

Can't climb this ladder
Damn this invisible wall
Exploration's dead

TESO excitement!
Play Different Khajiit Furstocks?
Nope, Stuck with Cathay...

I tried suggestions
I thought the forum would do
No? Ok... Haiku

Preyfar

Aedric observer
Watching quietly above
Gina, Natch Potes God

Erdmanski

I cannot break out
Pesky nightblade locked me up
Nerf!! I scream aloud!!!

Shields upon more shields
Sorcs stacking them all day long
Nerf!! I scream aloud!!!

Breath of Life is cast
Single Templar heals the group
Nerf!! I scream aloud!!!

Dragonknights take flight!!!
Grab your blades, spam wrecking blow
Nerf!! I scream aloud!!!

Gidorick

Broken @Erdmanski
With seventeen syllables?
Haiku Nerfed.

bikerangelo

Gidorick wrote: »

Broken @Erdmanski
With seventeen syllables?
Haiku Nerfed.

You're making it worse,
Can you even count to five?
Amateurish clowns.

Asherons_Call

Constant disconnect
In Cyrodiil, lag is real
Screen froze, log in dead

Asherons_Call

What is your secret?
Animation canceling.
Can you teach me how?

templesus

Zenimax not dare
Fix cyrodiil anywhere
Do they even care?

Ilsabet

the stylish old knight
rocking that cast-iron pot
where can I get one?

theher0not

This one is a cat
Carnige racial still broken
There's no ETA

Gidorick

bikerangelo wrote: »

Gidorick wrote: »

Broken @Erdmanski
With seventeen syllables?
Haiku Nerfed.

You're making it worse,
Can you even count to five?
Amateurish clowns.

Seems you missed the point
Fifteen's less than Seventeen
The Haiku was Nerfed

Asherons_Call

These two make me laugh
Argue in form of haiku?
What have we come to?

demendred

I made fun of someone.

They cried and reported me.

I laughed at it.


Here's another;

People on the ESO board

Cry like 5 year olds

When someones opinion differs.

bikerangelo

Gidorick wrote: »

bikerangelo wrote: »

Gidorick wrote: »

Broken @Erdmanski
With seventeen syllables?
Haiku Nerfed.

You're making it worse,
Can you even count to five?
Amateurish clowns.

Seems you missed the point
Fifteen's less than Seventeen
The Hakiku was Nerfed

I guess that makes sense,
If nerfing means reduction,
... what's a hakiku?

Gidorick

bikerangelo wrote: »

Gidorick wrote: »

bikerangelo wrote: »

Gidorick wrote: »

Broken @Erdmanski
With seventeen syllables?
Haiku Nerfed.

You're making it worse,
Can you even count to five?
Amateurish clowns.

Seems you missed the point
Fifteen's less than Seventeen
The Hakiku was Nerfed

I guess that makes sense,
If nerfing means reduction,
... what's a hakiku?

Man, that made me laugh
Even more since the typo
adds a syllable

Morozov

Me? stuck here at work
I cannot play my DK
So I forum troll

Father_X_Zombie

In Cyrodiil I Am Afraid

Of Two Nightblades Sitting In A Bush

Jumping Out, And Spamming Ambush

I Throw My Controller Out The Window

I Go To The Forums

Make A Post, Crying For A Nerf