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Templars on Strike!

Dread_Guy
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Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money
"My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)
  • Kas
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    you're late to the party. 90% have re-rolled a long time ago, very few good ones (btw: you don't "1vX" if you kill 4 farmers in sewers) are remaining.

    meanwhile a million scrubs playing 2button "healer" builds in large groups keep templar numbers high enough to convince zos that everything's fine

    of course there are also good templars playing grouped, but I think the amount of healer templars in large groups vastly distorts the current state of the class balance wise.
    Edited by Kas on February 1, 2016 1:53PM
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  • Iove
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    Always had a templar main. I don't quit something that gets nerfed.

    What confuses me though, is that before I took a break everyone was saying how weak templars are and that they need a buff. I recently come back and they have had nerf after nerf?

    I'm like, whaaaaaat?
    Edited by Iove on January 29, 2016 2:21PM
  • Moonshadow66
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    I love Canadians Templars. Ok, I admit it, I love both ;)
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  • munkt0r
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    I'm happy with my templar, but i'm not a "min-max super elite pro omg have to be the best and do the best possible damage" type of guy.
  • Fellenore_Ewalion
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    Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

    Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

    That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

    My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

    Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

    I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

    Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

    We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money

    Please tell a fellow Eastern European, what is this Canada-thing?
    OK it's not serious, but sounds a bit offensive. Or did I miss something?

    My Great House Telvanni did not join the Pact.
    But it does not mean I don't want to be Emperor.
  • RDMyers65b14_ESO
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    I play mostly templars. And I use 5 buttons on each bar.

    And Canadian guys are great. Except for that no talent whiney Justin Beliber or however you spell his name.
  • Islyn
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    I wish post strictly related to pvp complaints would be in PVP forum somewhere.

    LoS ok - but any other nerfs to healing skills would just be too damn much.
  • Lightninvash
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    ill stand with you TEMPLARS UNITE!!!!

    Lol @ this thread
    Edited by Lightninvash on January 29, 2016 2:48PM
  • Iove
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    Islyn wrote: »
    I wish post strictly related to pvp complaints would be in PVP forum somewhere.

    LoS ok - but any other nerfs to healing skills would just be too damn much.

    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but the nerfs affect all game types the same.

  • Kas
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    Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

    Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

    That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

    My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

    Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

    I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

    Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

    We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money

    Please tell a fellow Eastern European, what is this Canada-thing?
    OK it's not serious, but sounds a bit offensive. Or did I miss something?

    it's a quote from southpark
    @bbu - AD/EU
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  • driosketch
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    Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

    Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

    That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

    My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

    Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

    I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

    Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

    We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money

    Please tell a fellow Eastern European, what is this Canada-thing?
    OK it's not serious, but sounds a bit offensive. Or did I miss something?

    Canada is this little country somewhere, some place I think. Either North or South America. But that's not important, it's just a South Park reference, guy.
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  • Khaos_Bane
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    I have already stopped playing mine, I just don't think they are as fun as the class I play now, the magicka sorc. Teomplars are fantastic healers, but I really want to play DPS and it's simply not that much of an option for me as a magicka Templar because I find it boring and hate channels.
  • kendellking_chaosb14_ESO
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    Well someone needs to tell the AD on Azura's Star cause they have them up some Templars.

    After seeing the vast number of them I had to check and see if they got buffed (back from a month break). Whatever the case may be can we get a fix of class powers playing my Templar feels like my Nightblade for the first year *use a class power* "I guess that whole charge part of the power is on a RNG"
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  • Khaos_Bane
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    Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

    Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

    That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

    My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

    Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

    I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

    Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

    We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money

    Please tell a fellow Eastern European, what is this Canada-thing?
    OK it's not serious, but sounds a bit offensive. Or did I miss something?

    We (U.S.) tease Canadians and Canadians tease us, and it's all in good fun.
  • DHale
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    I have stopped playing on my Templar.... useless. I have even healed on my sorc now since I have so much survival it's not the best healer but... The first nerf was blazing shield then blazing spear. Toppling charge bugs half the time especially in lag, vampire bane could not kill a mud crab. Biting does Lille damage on shields like igneous or hardened. Eclipse would be great if you couldn't just break free of it which most know how to do. The other classes outshine it by a land slide.
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  • Islyn
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    Islyn wrote: »
    I wish post strictly related to pvp complaints would be in PVP forum somewhere.

    LoS ok - but any other nerfs to healing skills would just be too damn much.

    Forgive me if I'm wrong, but the nerfs affect all game types the same.

    The issue is this:
    Many PVP players want BoL nerfed because they think they cannot kill templars fast enough/BoL spam/Blah Blah Reasons

    In PVE that's our 'Just got hit for your whole life bar at once?' clutch heal.

    I think that making heals require LoS is 'Fair Enough' but I think that nerfs to range, strength etc. are over the top and every time I see these posts I feel like if they were in the correct sub-forum, then ZOS could more easily see at a glance who is complaining about what and address those complaints within that paradigm - and PVE and PVP are entirely different.

    I am pretty sure there are no PVEers going 'OMG nerf heals!'

    :-)
  • AriBoh
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    I agree with nearly all of this except the very end. Cause I'm not your buddy, guy.
    khele23eb17
    Agreed. Whoever came up with the design should be shot in the foot and only admitted to hospital when he manages to find 3 other people willing to maim themselves the same way in order to accompany him.

    ZOS_AmeliaR admin
    Ultimately, any method of entering an enemy keep without breaking down the door is considered an exploit. Thanks for checking!

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  • Dread_Guy
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    "My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)
  • Lore_lai
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    Aww yeah, Templar strike!!! I can get behind this!

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  • Islyn
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    AriBoh wrote: »
    I agree with nearly all of this except the very end. Cause I'm not your buddy, guy.

    I'm not your guy, pal.
  • Iove
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    Lore_lai wrote: »
    Aww yeah, Templar strike!!! I can get behind this!

    M0S1KYM.jpg

    Wow
  • Spottswoode
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    Islyn wrote: »
    AriBoh wrote: »
    I agree with nearly all of this except the very end. Cause I'm not your buddy, guy.

    I'm not your guy, pal.

    I'm not your pal fwiend.
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  • Dread_Guy
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    Islyn wrote: »
    AriBoh wrote: »
    I agree with nearly all of this except the very end. Cause I'm not your buddy, guy.

    I'm not your guy, pal.

    I'm not your pal fwiend.

    He's not your fwiend, buddieh
    "My name is Julius Decimus Heraclius, Guildmaster of the Scions of the Sun, Brigadier of the Covenant Army, loyal servant to the High King Emeric. Brother to a betrayed legion, son to a fallen empire. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next." ---Julius Decimus Heraclius (Imperial Templar)
  • AfkNinja
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    Islyn wrote: »
    AriBoh wrote: »
    I agree with nearly all of this except the very end. Cause I'm not your buddy, guy.

    I'm not your guy, pal.

    I'm not your pal fwiend.

    He's not your fwiend, buddieh

    He's not your buddieh, fwiend! Ok PAL?
  • Artjuh90
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    Disclaimer: This is meant as satirical post and is by no means being serious

    Do you ever stop to think how important Canada Templars is are to the worldTamriel? Just look at all these fine Canadians Templars in your school group. See how diverse they are. When you think of Canada Templars, what's the one thing that comes to mind?

    That's right: spirit! What is it that makes Canada Templars so important? Breath of Life!

    My fellow Canadians Templars, for too long we have been pushed around, and ridiculed! For far too long we have been saddled with broken skills, useless passives, and being smacked around by the nerfhammer! Enough is enough!

    Nobody takes us Canadians Templars seriousleh! It's like the world doesn't respect Canada Templars at all, eh?

    I think it's time for Canada Templars to show the world just how bad things would be without it! Together we can send a message! It's time for Canada Templars...to strike!

    Every Canadian Templar join me! Join together!

    We're striking, buddih! No more healing! That's it! Until we get what we want ! And we want more...money

    haha nice southpark reference ;D
    you are not my friend dude
    Edited by Artjuh90 on January 29, 2016 6:02PM
  • Callous2208
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    I was thinking they could overhaul the class using some of that innanet money.
  • Fellenore_Ewalion
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    [/quote]
    We (U.S.) tease Canadians and Canadians tease us, and it's all in good fun. [/quote]

    Alright!

    So saying that "Canada is like your head. It looks like big enough but it's completely empty!" - something like this is a joke to you, US guys?
    Edited by Fellenore_Ewalion on January 29, 2016 6:09PM
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  • demendred
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    Did you say strike?

    Templars on strike?

    Templars, templars, templars, templars!

    Templars on strike....
    All good Nords goto Sto'Vo'Kor.
  • D0ntevenL1ft
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    As a Canadian i will see your Igloo and raise you one donald trump.
  • Artjuh90
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    I was thinking they could overhaul the class using some of that innanet money.

    don't force the southpark references
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