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What Matt said but the truth (Fun Hour)

DanielWinterborn
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And i quote :

Welcome to a new year in Tamriel! This year is shaping up to be one of our biggest (Nope, same amount of days), and we're excited to tell you all about it. Read a special message from Game Director Matt Firor for a first look at what's in store (Crown Store right?) for ESO in 2016.

Welcome to 2016! 2015 was a crazy, busy, awesome year for us (Not so much for us at least not in ELO(epic lag offline btw)), which we've talked about more than a few times at this point. With the millions (AND MILLIONS OF THE ROCK'S FANS!)) of players that joined the world of ESO in 2015, our player population is very strong (A lot of gym people around, and some hot girls too), and we will continue to provide ongoing content and updates on a quarterly basis, and incremental patches as needed (Wait, people said what they needed they got 0 squat nil nada. Did you mean to say : "Whatever the .... i want?"). To kick off this new year (in the teeth with lag and bugs and some weird looking crown store costumes to say the least), I'd like to concentrate on where we are and where (still on the loading screen while respawning in cyro for 5 mintues but thats normal, right?) the game is going over the next year and beyond (laughing stock of the MMO world if you keep ruining it).

The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited is a game with a great player base and community, a good solid foundation (You can't even expand on this right? right? haha who knew you were the joking type), and a very bright promising future (In Oblivion next to Molag Bal from IC right? I mean that's where you sent him since no one saw him for since like for ever). We're not perfect (Hmmm first decent true statement i read so far, i really am impressed); we have things to work on (Rolls out an unending list that will never again be adressed so enjoy the buglag fest) , but we are very happy with where we are (Really? Maybe you but not us, at least not most of us and 95% of the PVP player base). We've already announced our first two DLC game packs / Updates in 2016: Thieves Guild and Dark Brotherhood (Q1 and Q2, respectively), and will be working on much more in 2016, including a major change in how world zones treat player character levels. We will also be concentrating on fixes to Cyrodiil server performance (Lack of? The truth is out there Mulder all you have to do is log in and see for yourself, btw did you ever play this thing?), adding text chat to console versions of ESO, and much more.
  • pretzl
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    umad
    CP | Chronically Capped
    Characters | pretzL (Stamblade) , Brannbil (Stamplar) , Spicy pretzL (mDK) , Campingbil (MagSorc) , Saltkringla (Magplar) , Disco Dan (sDK) , Darth Salty (Mag NB) , Plebsorc (Stamsorc), pretzLeroni (Magplar), Mahoogler (pvp mDK)
    Guilds | HODOR & Who Pulled
    Kindling Power Magicka DK Build
    twitch.tv/pretzlcsgo
  • ralonasan
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    High five mate
    The ESO Forum Common Complaint Checklist: ☑
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Sorcerers.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Nightblades.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Dragonknights.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Templars.
    ☐ THIS IS P2W!
    ☐ L2P n00b.
    ☐ Where is the LOL button??
    ☐ Fix PvP lag.
    ☐ LFG is full of scrubs.
    ☐ WHEN WILL YOU ADD CONSOLE TEXT CHAT?
    ☐ WHEN ARE ARENAS COMING?
    ☐ Natch Potes.
    ☐ Nerf Veteran Maelstrom Arena.
    ☐ Race Change ETA?
    ☐ Please add the Barber Shop!
    ☐ Why don't Trials scale?
    ☐ Working as intended.
    ☐ Why did you nerf/buff this?
    ☐ When will "thing" be added?
  • r.jan_emailb16_ESO
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    inb4 angry mod
    Lairgren | DC Dragonknight - August Palatine
    playing for eXile


    I'm done, CU somewhere else.
  • AngryNord
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    And i quote :

    Welcome to a new year in Tamriel! This year is shaping up to be one of our biggest (Nope, same amount of days), and we're excited to tell you all about it

    Actually, 2016 is a leap year :P
  • DanielWinterborn
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    pretzl wrote: »
    umad

    nop
  • DanielWinterborn
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    And i quote :

    Welcome to a new year in Tamriel! This year is shaping up to be one of our biggest (Nope, same amount of days), and we're excited to tell you all about it

    Actually, 2016 is a leap year :P

    LOL, you are right, the point is the same tho i mean they failed to fix things in 2015 so 2 more days won't change nothing. just saiyan
  • Ruben
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    If you hate the game so much, why are you still here?
    DK Stamina DPS
    DK Magicka DPS
    DK Tank
    Templar Healer
    Sorcerer Stamina DPS
    Nightblade Magicka DPS
    Nightblade Stamina DPS
  • DanielWinterborn
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    Ruben wrote: »
    If you hate the game so much, why are you still here?

    If the truth is hate for you then you are a liar and i am a hater.
  • TheBonesXXX
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    I lol'd.
  • Asherons_Call
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    Jokes could be better. No lols to be found but lots of salt
  • Zerok
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    Is this what we call constructive criticism?
    Zeerok (the sneaky ruffian) - LV50 Bosmer stamblade DPS (AD)
    Gontrand de Bourbon (the greedy aristocrat) - LV50 Breton magsorc tank (DC)
    Augustus Aquilarios (the imperial claimant) - LV50 Imperial stamDK PvP (EP)
    Zeerokk (the AD zealot) - LV50 Altmer magblade PvP (AD)
    Lianna Storm (the inferno maiden) - LV50 Dunmer magDK DPS (EP)
    Fights-With-Khajiit (the gullible faithful) - LV5 Argonian templar (EP)
    Miner'va (the skooma addict) - LV3 Khajiit sorcerer (AD) - chaotic neutral
    Siggy Thorvaldsson (the charismatic baroness) - LV50 Nord stamwarden tank (DC)
  • I55UE5
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    Wish I had your problems.
    Edited by I55UE5 on January 14, 2016 3:23PM
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    Sarcasm is the easiest and least funny attempt at humor, and cynicism isn't fun or interesting.

    1/10, would have been 0 if not for the X-Files reference. Sorry.
  • BlackEar
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    K.
    Bjorn Blackbear - Master Angler - Collector - Black Market Mogul - Ebonheart Pact - Exterminatus - EU.

    Achievement hunter:

    Visit my profile page to find out about which achievement I am currently hunting.

    Check out Anemonean's thieving guide!
  • Fissh
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    The fact that you took the time to even do this.....
    You should log off, put some shoes and clothes on, and go for a walk.
    <X-Raided>
  • Tryxus
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    This...

    ...ain't even popcorn-worthy...
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Sylvyr
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    New for 2016: lots of other games coming out. But there's nothing wrong with eso it's the best designed and managed game since Tabula Rasa.
    Badge: Wall-of-Text GRANDMASTER

    PvP: Patch Vs. Player

    ZoSence (n.):
    1) What is reasonable or comprehensive using ZoS logic. "That makes ZoSense"
    2) Making zero sense. "That makes ZoSense"
  • ralonasan
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    Sylvyr wrote: »
    New for 2016: lots of other games coming out. But there's nothing wrong with eso it's the best designed and managed game since Tabula Rasa.

    burst a lung laughing. HAHAHAHAAHHAHA
    The ESO Forum Common Complaint Checklist: ☑
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Sorcerers.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Nightblades.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Dragonknights.
    ☐ Nerf/Buff Templars.
    ☐ THIS IS P2W!
    ☐ L2P n00b.
    ☐ Where is the LOL button??
    ☐ Fix PvP lag.
    ☐ LFG is full of scrubs.
    ☐ WHEN WILL YOU ADD CONSOLE TEXT CHAT?
    ☐ WHEN ARE ARENAS COMING?
    ☐ Natch Potes.
    ☐ Nerf Veteran Maelstrom Arena.
    ☐ Race Change ETA?
    ☐ Please add the Barber Shop!
    ☐ Why don't Trials scale?
    ☐ Working as intended.
    ☐ Why did you nerf/buff this?
    ☐ When will "thing" be added?
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    Had me rolling.
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Charging a flat monthly (or subscription) fee means that we will offer players the game we set out to make, and the one that fans want to play. Going with any other model meant that we would have to make sacrifices and changes we weren’t willing to make…
    - Matt Firor, August 2013

    We are starting to see the effects of those sacrifices and changes.
    Comparatively, a free-to-play model would limit the number of developers the company could afford to continue creating new content.

    "We want to do the version that we think is the best game and the coolest experience," Hines continued. "And that means putting a lot of people and a lot of content creators towards having stuff that comes our regularly; every four weeks, five weeks, six weeks. Big new stuff that you want to do."
    Pete Hines, March 2014

    LOL BUT WAIT. It gets even better.
    "We feel pretty strongly about the support we're going to have for the game and what you're going to get for those dollars," Hines explained in response to a question of why The Elder Scrolls Online was not pursuing a free-to-play model. "We're also very confident in our ability to support it with content. And not content of the magnitude of, it's a new month, here's a new sword or here's a funny hat — but content that is real and significant and it feels like regular and consistent DLC releases."

    Here's a horse mount reskin. Cave-Bear-Side.jpg

    Here's a Netch pet. netch.png

    And here's a funny hat. 3xS3cZr.png
    Edited by Yolokin_Swagonborn on January 14, 2016 9:37PM
  • Spacemonkey
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    OP bh.

    Nothing to see here
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