Wtb compensation for cyro down time......

Seraph702

Well theres really no way to say this nicely.... Due to the down time i have an increased need for AP and Bads to farm.... Daniel please offer yourself up we all need to feast upon your blueburrry AP yummies ^.^

Ghostbane

I'd like a billion crowns please.

When I get ganked off my mount, I want it to be in style.

heystreethawk

Or we could just have a pen & paper style PvP RP sesh right here

My team mounts up outside Fare and heads NW, toward Castle Riddick. That castle is under Covenant control, and their troops are close to discovering the buried treasure in the basement; this treasure would be considered a big "get" for the Cov, and they would all be able to afford a lot more siege weaponry if they get their hands on it -- wartime treasures are tax exempt. We are all eating soup on our horses.

Suddenly, a messenger pigeon arrives from Grand Warlord Sorcalorc: behold and fair tidings, comrades, but also hang on to your saddlebags, because it turns out there is a goblin tribe advancing on the Alessia bridge -- considered a location of high strategic value due to the population of nourishing fish located thereunder. We all smush soul gems into our weapons and ride back to the keep, because the mages there owe me a favor and have access to a dope teleportation technology that will save us hella time so long as the guys in charge of it don't spend an entire campaign cycle explaining how the machine works before teleporting us to Alessia. We just don't care that much about the particulars.

We arrive at Alessia feeling like we're nursing a g-d Wikipedia hangover, but at least we didn't have to ride our chubby horses the entire way here. A brave militia crew have assembled a row of lightning ballistae on the walls, zapping into the unseen horde of goblin savages likely prancing just beyond the walls of historic Alessia. Someone enters the front door of the keep completely on fire, blasts off a couple of Healing Springs because they never went to college, and leaves through the front door again.

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY," sayeth I to mine Fantasia group, half of whom are puking on the ground on account of the Teleport Dizzies. "GRAND WARLORD SORCALORC PROBABLY WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE GOBLINS OUT HERE."

We all agree that there are probably some enemies outside, and that we are about to fight them. I go AFK for a few minutes, and when I come back, we go upstairs and hop off the walls.

Ghostbane

I received a telegram on the clanks from some todgey officer back at base with the next objective. I tried to open it, but my client crashed.

Ezareth

:Puts on his robe and wizard hat:

Huckdabuck

Unruh.....what have we said about you staying away from my real estate?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY[/url]

Manoekin

Ghostbane wrote: »

I received a telegram on the clanks from some todgey officer back at base with the next objective. I tried to open it, but my client crashed.

How can you watch BRK when the servers are down?

Ghostbane

Manoekin wrote: »

Ghostbane wrote: »

I received a telegram on the clanks from some todgey officer back at base with the next objective. I tried to open it, but my client crashed.

How can you watch BRK when the servers are down?

Dude, I am in BRK with my laptop right now.

PosternHouse

Ezareth wrote: »

:Puts on his robe and wizard hat:

I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

Mrs_Quietus

heystreethawk wrote: »

Or we could just have a pen & paper style PvP RP sesh right here

My team mounts up outside Fare and heads NW, toward Castle Riddick. That castle is under Covenant control, and their troops are close to discovering the buried treasure in the basement; this treasure would be considered a big "get" for the Cov, and they would all be able to afford a lot more siege weaponry if they get their hands on it -- wartime treasures are tax exempt. We are all eating soup on our horses.

Suddenly, a messenger pigeon arrives from Grand Warlord Sorcalorc: behold and fair tidings, comrades, but also hang on to your saddlebags, because it turns out there is a goblin tribe advancing on the Alessia bridge -- considered a location of high strategic value due to the population of nourishing fish located thereunder. We all smush soul gems into our weapons and ride back to the keep, because the mages there owe me a favor and have access to a dope teleportation technology that will save us hella time so long as the guys in charge of it don't spend an entire campaign cycle explaining how the machine works before teleporting us to Alessia. We just don't care that much about the particulars.

We arrive at Alessia feeling like we're nursing a g-d Wikipedia hangover, but at least we didn't have to ride our chubby horses the entire way here. A brave militia crew have assembled a row of lightning ballistae on the walls, zapping into the unseen horde of goblin savages likely prancing just beyond the walls of historic Alessia. Someone enters the front door of the keep completely on fire, blasts off a couple of Healing Springs because they never went to college, and leaves through the front door again.

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY," sayeth I to mine Fantasia group, half of whom are puking on the ground on account of the Teleport Dizzies. "GRAND WARLORD SORCALORC PROBABLY WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE GOBLINS OUT HERE."

We all agree that there are probably some enemies outside, and that we are about to fight them. I go AFK for a few minutes, and when I come back, we go upstairs and hop off the walls.

XD

Seraph702

heystreethawk wrote: »

Or we could just have a pen & paper style PvP RP sesh right here

My team mounts up outside Fare and heads NW, toward Castle Riddick. That castle is under Covenant control, and their troops are close to discovering the buried treasure in the basement; this treasure would be considered a big "get" for the Cov, and they would all be able to afford a lot more siege weaponry if they get their hands on it -- wartime treasures are tax exempt. We are all eating soup on our horses.

Suddenly, a messenger pigeon arrives from Grand Warlord Sorcalorc: behold and fair tidings, comrades, but also hang on to your saddlebags, because it turns out there is a goblin tribe advancing on the Alessia bridge -- considered a location of high strategic value due to the population of nourishing fish located thereunder. We all smush soul gems into our weapons and ride back to the keep, because the mages there owe me a favor and have access to a dope teleportation technology that will save us hella time so long as the guys in charge of it don't spend an entire campaign cycle explaining how the machine works before teleporting us to Alessia. We just don't care that much about the particulars.

We arrive at Alessia feeling like we're nursing a g-d Wikipedia hangover, but at least we didn't have to ride our chubby horses the entire way here. A brave militia crew have assembled a row of lightning ballistae on the walls, zapping into the unseen horde of goblin savages likely prancing just beyond the walls of historic Alessia. Someone enters the front door of the keep completely on fire, blasts off a couple of Healing Springs because they never went to college, and leaves through the front door again.

"GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY," sayeth I to mine Fantasia group, half of whom are puking on the ground on account of the Teleport Dizzies. "GRAND WARLORD SORCALORC PROBABLY WASN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE GOBLINS OUT HERE."

We all agree that there are probably some enemies outside, and that we are about to fight them. I go AFK for a few minutes, and when I come back, we go upstairs and hop off the walls.

This made my Forum pvp all the more worth it!!!!! loooool

Huckdabuck wrote: »

Unruh.....what have we said about you staying away from my real estate?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY[/url]

You can has chalman mine and lm back.... arrius lm is partly mine and the chal farm is always mine acceptance is just a part of moving forward my darfall companion

MalaVrazica

Seraph702 wrote: »

You can has chalman mine and lm back.... arrius lm is partly mine and the chal farm is always mine acceptance is just a part of moving forward my darfall companion

My lm

Mrs_Quietus

I'm just dueling @Seraph702 in the sewers....still cannot beat me

Lisbette

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

I'm just dueling @Seraph702 in the sewers....still cannot beat me

I really think it's awesome that somewhere out there in the world an entire family hates me
-Tamerlin

Seraph702

MalaVrazica wrote: »

Seraph702 wrote: »

You can has chalman mine and lm back.... arrius lm is partly mine and the chal farm is always mine acceptance is just a part of moving forward my darfall companion

My lm

yeah yeah yeah i got it ^.^

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

I'm just dueling @Seraph702 in the sewers....still cannot beat me

i got shields naow!!! tho i dont see our duel being more fun than a sorc duel... cuzz shields....and shield things.... lol

Mrs_Quietus

Seraph702 wrote: »

MalaVrazica wrote: »

Seraph702 wrote: »

You can has chalman mine and lm back.... arrius lm is partly mine and the chal farm is always mine acceptance is just a part of moving forward my darfall companion

My lm

yeah yeah yeah i got it ^.^

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

I'm just dueling @Seraph702 in the sewers....still cannot beat me

i got shields naow!!! tho i dont see our duel being more fun than a sorc duel... cuzz shields....and shield things.... lol

I do agree, mag nb vs mag nb is basically a sorc v sorc duel

God_flakes

Huckdabuck wrote: »

Unruh.....what have we said about you staying away from my real estate?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1iAYhQsQhSY[/url]

Can I pick out the carpet and drapes?

Fruitdog

Does the carpet match the drapes?

God_flakes

I'm kinda OCD like that so yeah sure haha

Seraph702

if the carpet dont match the drapes my ocd kicks in and there can be no carpet.

God_flakes

No carpet can be an irritating situation, though.

Mrs_Quietus

Wtb someone to take your virginity

God_flakes

Mine? You must be joking.

Huckdabuck

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Wtb someone to take your virginity

Dang Unruh.....how many others know about your "situation"? I promise I didn't say a word!

Mrs_Quietus

Huckdabuck wrote: »

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Wtb someone to take your virginity

Dang Unruh.....how many others know about your "situation"? I promise I didn't say a word!

Seraph702

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Huckdabuck wrote: »

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Wtb someone to take your virginity

Dang Unruh.....how many others know about your "situation"? I promise I didn't say a word!

^.^ i am the virgin mary proud as can be loooooooool

PosternHouse

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Wtb someone to take your virginity

I volunteer as tribute

Tomato

I just want the lag fixed

Seraph702

PosternHouse wrote: »

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

Wtb someone to take your virginity

I volunteer as tribute

ASL? kek

KenaPKK

Lisbette wrote: »

Mrs_Quietus wrote: »

I'm just dueling @Seraph702 in the sewers....still cannot beat me

I really think it's awesome that somewhere out there in the world an entire family hates me
-Tamerlin

XD