Twas the night before ESO

Morozov

this one's for the pugs...

T'was the night before Xmas, and I wanted to play
ESO is my medicine and I roll a DK.
I logged into the game and I greeted my guild.
I has Qed up for Cyrodill to try out my build.
My gear was half purple the other part yellow.
Too many mats, the cost too hard to swallow.

(Im sure that by now you can see I stretched that last rhyme
But you can troll somewhere else, this is my time to shine!)

I held up by ROE to help take it back, the ball-groups got everyone ready in a tight little stack.
@Crown got them mustered, the proxi’s were cast.
I could taste the AP, I knew this was a blast!
He waited for the moment and said, “push in with me,
if you don’t stack on crown you’ll take a G-kick to the knee!”

When then from behind it came with a flash, a group of top players animation cancelling with bash!
I cursed out their names in explicative style, so much it made @FENGRUSH blush by a mile.
“@Sypher you jackass you LOS like a troll, @Kingrichard you shield stack just to faceroll!”
I had just made it out, with 10 health to my name. Still died to a camo-hunter proc all the same.
It was then I got eaten (by a werewolf you see)
……oh great look who it is, its @Lefty_Lucy

I screamed, "These guys play too much, I cannot compete!
their builds are OP, their toons are too L88T."
"these skills are way too broken, this crap I can't manage!"
“HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MITIGATE ALL THIS F$&%#$G DAMAGE!”

When there on the forums what should happen to appear?
but a post from @ZOS_GinaBruno , her words full of cheer.
"We have something new!" she yammered with glee
"We have many changes to fix PVP!"
@ZOS_BrianWheeler has worked all day and all night,
We are about 80% confident that this time it's right!
there's no time to test it, so before you shout,
get on the PTS and see if YOU can figure it out.

"AOE caps are gone and forward camps coming back,
Let the pugs go in first to draw out the attack.
We changed the way IC sewer spots work
The ladders get a timer, no more trolling you jerks!
The servers will change handling group buffs galore
So much we added deers! Way many more than before!
We may even change the way AP returns,
this way if you solo you can still truly earn."

Seeing the gusto in Gina’s eye on the stream, I felt deep down I could help out my team.
Still I read all these words and took them with salt,
Im sure DK’s will get nerfed again and its @Wrobel fault.

Merry Xmas ESO!

flying_ace2

hahahahahahahaha this is AWESOME

Defilted

Very nice.

Minno

Get this man a metal lol

Spacemonkey

ROFL - ok seriously, this needs to be linked on all those QQ threads.

Thanks Morozov

dem0n1k

Well rhymed ! LOL

saiyan_84

Bravo

Vyle_Byte

*Standing Ovation*

Bravo good sir that is brilliant!!!

Lefty_Lucy

This is fantastic LOL.

Your rhymes taste almost as good as your DK.

Morozov

thanks @Lefty_Lucy , fortunately I have never been eaten by your WW. I wouldn't allow myself to get too close so you could use the fear to burst on me

Alucardo

Haha perfect. Totally loved it.

Rook_Master

LOVED IT

Nafirian

Morozov wrote: »

this one's for the pugs...

T'was the night before Xmas, and I wanted to play
ESO is my medicine and I roll a DK.
I logged into the game and I greeted my guild.
I has Qed up for Cyrodill to try out my build.
My gear was half purple the other part yellow.
Too many mats, the cost too hard to swallow.

(Im sure that by now you can see I stretched that last rhyme
But you can troll somewhere else, this is my time to shine!)

I held up by ROE to help take it back, the ball-groups got everyone ready in a tight little stack.
@Crown got them mustered, the proxi’s were cast.
I could taste the AP, I knew this was a blast!
He waited for the moment and said, “push in with me,
if you don’t stack on crown you’ll take a G-kick to the knee!”

When then from behind it came with a flash, a group of top players animation cancelling with bash!
I cursed out their names in explicative style, so much it made @FENGRUSH blush by a mile.
“@Sypher you jackass you LOS like a troll, @Kingrichard you shield stack just to faceroll!”
I had just made it out, with 10 health to my name. Still died to a camo-hunter proc all the same.
It was then I got eaten (by a werewolf you see)
……oh great look who it is, its @Lefty_Lucy

I screamed, "These guys play too much, I cannot compete!
their builds are OP, their toons are too L88T."
"these skills are way too broken, this crap I can't manage!"
“HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MITIGATE ALL THIS F$&%#$G DAMAGE!”

When there on the forums what should happen to appear?
but a post from @ZOS_GinaBruno , her words full of cheer.
"We have something new!" she yammered with glee
"We have many changes to fix PVP!"
@ZOS_BrianWheeler has worked all day and all night,
We are about 80% confident that this time it's right!
there's no time to test it, so before you shout,
get on the PTS and see if YOU can figure it out.

"AOE caps are gone and forward camps coming back,
Let the pugs go in first to draw out the attack.
We changed the way IC sewer spots work
The ladders get a timer, no more trolling you jerks!
The servers will change handling group buffs galore
So much we added deers! Way many more than before!
We may even change the way AP returns,
this way if you solo you can still truly earn."

Seeing the gusto in Gina’s eye on the stream, I felt deep down I could help out my team.
Still I read all these words and took them with salt,
Im sure DK’s will get nerfed again and its @Wrobel fault.

Merry Xmas ESO!

You missed something and ill fix it for you.

Alcast

I laughed so hard hahahaha.

BuggeX

Nb OP? better nerf Irelia Dks

kevlarto_ESO

Morozov wrote: »

this one's for the pugs...

T'was the night before Xmas, and I wanted to play
ESO is my medicine and I roll a DK.
I logged into the game and I greeted my guild.
I has Qed up for Cyrodill to try out my build.
My gear was half purple the other part yellow.
Too many mats, the cost too hard to swallow.

(Im sure that by now you can see I stretched that last rhyme
But you can troll somewhere else, this is my time to shine!)

I held up by ROE to help take it back, the ball-groups got everyone ready in a tight little stack.
@Crown got them mustered, the proxi’s were cast.
I could taste the AP, I knew this was a blast!
He waited for the moment and said, “push in with me,
if you don’t stack on crown you’ll take a G-kick to the knee!”

When then from behind it came with a flash, a group of top players animation cancelling with bash!
I cursed out their names in explicative style, so much it made @FENGRUSH blush by a mile.
“@Sypher you jackass you LOS like a troll, @Kingrichard you shield stack just to faceroll!”
I had just made it out, with 10 health to my name. Still died to a camo-hunter proc all the same.
It was then I got eaten (by a werewolf you see)
……oh great look who it is, its @Lefty_Lucy

I screamed, "These guys play too much, I cannot compete!
their builds are OP, their toons are too L88T."
"these skills are way too broken, this crap I can't manage!"
“HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO MITIGATE ALL THIS F$&%#$G DAMAGE!”

When there on the forums what should happen to appear?
but a post from @ZOS_GinaBruno , her words full of cheer.
"We have something new!" she yammered with glee
"We have many changes to fix PVP!"
@ZOS_BrianWheeler has worked all day and all night,
We are about 80% confident that this time it's right!
there's no time to test it, so before you shout,
get on the PTS and see if YOU can figure it out.

"AOE caps are gone and forward camps coming back,
Let the pugs go in first to draw out the attack.
We changed the way IC sewer spots work
The ladders get a timer, no more trolling you jerks!
The servers will change handling group buffs galore
So much we added deers! Way many more than before!
We may even change the way AP returns,
this way if you solo you can still truly earn."

Seeing the gusto in Gina’s eye on the stream, I felt deep down I could help out my team.
Still I read all these words and took them with salt,
Im sure DK’s will get nerfed again and its @Wrobel fault.

Merry Xmas ESO!

Good stuff and much truth have you included..:)

Dreyloch

Bah Hum-Bug!

Get him one of those squid hat thingies @GinaBruno !!

Lord-Stien

That needs to be posted everywhere......

Like maybe a back drop for the next ESO Dev video...hahaha

sheenkid

There is way too much win in this.

great job!

Turtl3Lov3

sheenkid wrote: »

There is way too much win in this.

great job!

HAI SHEEN

Unstable.Pixel

LOL, that was amazing.

Whitebrad25

10/10 would read again.

Jules

totally love it, thank yoouuu!!

Akinos

Haha this is great!

Morozov

thanks all. I appreciate the response! Im glad ya'll liked it!