(VIDEOS) the COH 'zerg' vs a 'small' group of AP farmers at BB 11/29/15

Telel

Bit of a backstory to his. A couple of days ago someone from somewhere posted a video of there group farming. Oddly enough this one, and their pack were also on hand and streaming it from the AD side of the happy words exchanging that occurred. As Telel's 'zerg' fights very differently from these small tactical farming units they thought it'd be amusing to show the fight from Telel's perspective.

This one apologizes for the occasional stutter as the lag was. quite terrible at times due to the blobbing going on. Also there are two versions of this video. The first is sped up to four times its normal speed to allow quicker viewing. The other one, accessible on this one's twitch page, is almost an hour long but done at normal speed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtlhsulPVLI

Huckdabuck

I love me some Alvin and the Chipmonks! Watching the video actually makes me want to sit down and watch the yearly Christmas special. Thank you for showing the other side of that God aweful farm during the reset. Also, nice to see you go ham on the other "cat" on siege midway through the video! Is the family reunion going to be a lil bit awkward next year after that footage?

Telel

Telel has a hammer, and is a werewolf. Family reunions are not a bother at all. More like, a free buffet with a show.

Satiar

I nearly died waiting for you to go wolf mode

Good fun

Telel

Yeah. Telel doesn't pop the wolf when facing off again spamnadoes. Their tendency to all lemming up and hurl themselves in one direction means that making one's self a big white hugging machine is usually a bad idea. Though if this one can get exceptional heal support they'll dive right into the middle of them and begin popping fear.

So instead you'll notice that a khajiit would simply dodge roll through them, cloak, and walk a few meters away. This was usually enough to 'deagro' the scrubs. Any chasers tended to turn and flee once they got out of sight of the herd, and the remainder were generally easy to take out or break free of.

Satiar

Telel wrote: »

Yeah. Telel doesn't pop the wolf when facing off again spamnadoes. Their tendency to all lemming up and hurl themselves in one direction means that making one's self a big white hugging machine is usually a bad idea. Though if this one can get exceptional heal support they'll dive right into the middle of them and begin popping fear.

So instead you'll notice that a khajiit would simply dodge roll through them, cloak, and walk a few meters away. This was usually enough to 'deagro' the scrubs. Any chasers tended to turn and flee once they got out of sight of the herd, and the remainder were generally easy to take out or break free of.

You guys pulled that on me today at Ash, after seeing this all I feel lucky to be alive!

Also, snubbing Mano on that rez near the end makes this an instant classic

EDIT: Also, yes. I will admit. With shame. That when a wolf is seen, the cry rises from the throats of my brave soldiers. "KILL THE WOLF!" I don't know why. We just... kind of... kill wolves when we see them. Relentlessly. I think it's instinct

Telel

Actually it was because Telel couldn't target him. This one always puts aside their epic blood feuds with @Manoekin for the sake of the greatter good. AKA not wiping. Needless to say the blood feud gets postponed a lot.

In fact every member of the pack is asked to be a rez buddy for strangers. Even the elf lovers who envy our mediocrity.

MountainHound

Must be hiding some dodgy stuff with that picture over chatbox or does it show the macro spams? Can never work out why people hide them.

_Chaos

MountainHound wrote: »

Must be hiding some dodgy stuff with that picture over chatbox or does it show the macro spams? Can never work out why people hide them.

Keep it up, it's getting bigger and bigger by the day.

Telel

MountainHound wrote: »

Must be hiding some dodgy stuff with that picture over chatbox or does it show the macro spams? Can never work out why people hide them.

Telel would point out that you're exactly right and that is their special snowflake box. A box no one else in the game has.

Khajiit would just be overjoyed to say that inside that box you can see where all they do is type in cheat codes instead of using a mouse and keyboard to obtain mediocrity.

This one would also reaffirm that yes, all those ups, downs, and pressing of the BA buttons are indeed how this one manages to do something super complex like...not hiding behind a wall of other players when having some fun.

Telel would say all of those things were any of them true. Sadly they must disappoint you and leave your hopes and dreams shattered.

Humbly would they apologize for the inconvenience. Unfortunate it is that they are a most honest khajiit yes?

Manoekin

Telel wrote: »

Actually it was because Telel couldn't target him. This one always puts aside their epic blood feuds with @Manoekin for the sake of the greatter good. AKA not wiping. Needless to say the blood feud gets postponed a lot.

In fact every member of the pack is asked to be a rez buddy for strangers. Even the elf lovers who envy our mediocrity.

It's actually probably because I tried to res him twice at an Ash fight and died both times before getting it off. Payback.

Telel

Every time you revive Telel a newb learns what those red cricles mean.

Ghostbane

Telel wrote: »

Every time you revive Telel a newb learns what those red cricles mean.

I learnt nothing other than you owe me a soul gem.

Telel

Please send all gem bills to

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1337 spingit lane
Huddleup, Wimpconsin.

Please allow four to eight campaign cycles to realize you're now on a 'medical enhancement' mailing list for the rest of your life.