Load screens got worse

Shelgon
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They don't even take 30 seconds now, the hell zos? I can't even leave to make a Hot Pocket while I'm loading, 3/10 patch, now im gonna starve.
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  • Robbmrp
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    Sounds like you better get more organized. Instead of cooking while at a loading screen, get the hot pocket BEFORE you log into the game....
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  • lonewolf26
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    Might I recommend you warm the Hot Pocket over the heat exhaust port of your PC?
  • Egonieser
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    Haha, yeah. Kindda got used to the loading screens. As in, when i planned to make a gear for one of my alts i scheduled it like:
    1. Log in, while loading, put the kettle on.
    2. Go to the wayshrine, port to Wrothgar, while loading, pour the water in the cup, make a coffee.
    3. After making 1st part of the build, go to the next wayshrine, port to greenshade, while loading, change my daughter's nappy.
    4. After making 2nd part of my build, port to the rawl'kha to bank it, while loading, take the bins out.
    5. After banking said items, relog to my other character, while loading, drink my coffee.
    6. Once logged on, i can grab my gear, port again to the locations of best guild traders for glyphs and runes, while loading, repeat the process for another cup of coffee.
    7. 2 hours later, i could enjoy my newly acquired gear, 2 cups of coffee, some chores done, my daughter tended to - very productive if i say so myself xD
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

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  • sekhem
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    Shelgon wrote: »
    They don't even take 30 seconds now, the hell zos? I can't even leave to make a Hot Pocket while I'm loading, 3/10 patch, now im gonna starve.

    1 negative awesome for troll title and freaking me out...2 awesomes for making me laugh.
    The Dr found that his stars had decayed. Why didn't he keep them in the fridge? lol

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    now also PC NA...I have no idea what I'm doing...
  • sekhem
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Sounds like you better get more organized. Instead of cooking while at a loading screen, get the hot pocket BEFORE you log into the game....

    Well the hot pocket insides need more than 30 seconds to cool so be carefull. Ouch
    The Dr found that his stars had decayed. Why didn't he keep them in the fridge? lol

    PS4 NA dobby_of_doom
    now also PC NA...I have no idea what I'm doing...
  • NateAssassin
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    I used to launch the game and put taquitos in the oven, pick the character, get them out, and eat them while I waited to get in the game.

    Now I can't multitask, smh.
    Edited by NateAssassin on November 16, 2015 9:47PM
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  • Van_0S
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    Yea, I was kicked about 20 times or more continuously, today.
  • Nestor
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    Store the next days Hot Pockets in the Fridge. They defrost this way and only take 30 to 45 seconds to heat up.
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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