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ESO Obsession PLS HALP!!

Ryska
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I have changed. And I am not sure it is in a good way.

When I step back and evaluate my behaviour I can safely say I have become an ESO addict in the worst possible way.

These behaviours include and are not limited to:


* Printing out some 1337 new build at work and accidentally sending it with board papers to some big hob *** as I was too busy day dreaming about the possibilities of dishing out some face melting DPS

* Saving the time zones of my fave players in my phone's world clock so I know what time we can adventure together

* Taking a nap on my lunch break because I stayed up in Tamriel way too long the night before and plan on doing it again tonight

* I purchased the Witcher 3 months ago and it is still in its shrink wrap

* I get up in the middle of the night to ensure the latest patch is patching patchy goodness

* A 12 hour gaming session leaves me wishing my desk was more ergonomically friendly so I can game even longer

* I consider the ESO forums to be a lot more entertaining, interesting and relevant than any form of social media



>:) PLEASE tell me I am not alone here - I want to hear about your crazy ESO induced habits! >:)
'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • BeardLumber
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    I quit my job, abandoned my family and I haven't eaten in 36 hours.
    Heals Please
    PC Master Race
  • LilyOra
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    Haha sleep depravation is seriously the norm ;)

    Wearing my ESO shirt rn and I'm at work.

    Bf and I broke up, I guess that's about as bad as it gets? LMAO
  • Ryska
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    I quit my job, abandoned my family and I haven't eaten in 36 hours.

    Are you also wearing a nappy? ;)

    'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    as long as your not going through friends and neighbours cabinets looking for motif books and stopping your car, charging out and running to a blue bush since u think that random person walking his dog wil gather that Burgloss before u, your fine ;)
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • Makkir
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    I streak through the kitchen...
  • Shunravi
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    Embrace it and enjoy the game
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • BeardLumber
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    Ryska wrote: »
    Are you also wearing a nappy? ;)

    I get these bad boys delivered to me in bulk.

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    Heals Please
    PC Master Race
  • nimander99
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    You are not alone... and welcome friend, there isn't anything wrong with us. It's our friends and family that don't understand the importance of saving Tamriel from Molag B. and his daedric minions :)
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Belidos
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    I have to get up for work in four hours, but I'm still in ESO, I'm not addicted to it at all.
  • Ryska
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    @BeardLumber , Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance. ;)

    @Belidos , I hope they have decent coffee on tap at your work. :open_mouth:

    @nimander99 glad to know it is the rest of the world that is crazy and NOT us!
    'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • Sithisvoid
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    I tried to gank the janitor at work and take his tel var stones!
  • nimander99
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    Sithisvoid wrote: »
    I tried to gank the janitor at work and take his tel var stones!

    Been there, they always look at you strangely when you try to explain that they shouldn't have been able to detect you cause your armor set. Then they avoid you...
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Corellon Thromorin
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    It is actually the opposite for me.
    With every patch, every addition, every DLC the games loses a bit of its soul.
    It becomes more generic.
    It seems that no new content in this game will ever have the quality of the starting areas and the tutorial.
    Edited by Corellon Thromorin on November 4, 2015 11:41PM
  • nimander99
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    It is actually the opposite for me.
    With every patch, every addition, every DLC the games loses a bit of its soul.
    It becomes more generic.
    It seems that no new content in this game will ever have the quality of the starting areas and the tutorial.

    I recommend getting into Orsinium then, its the most like classic Scrolls we've gotten thus far.
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Kuroinu
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    Ryska wrote: »
    I have changed. And I am not sure it is in a good way.

    When I step back and evaluate my behaviour I can safely say I have become an ESO addict in the worst possible way.

    These behaviours include and are not limited to:


    * Printing out some 1337 new build at work and accidentally sending it with board papers to some big hob *** as I was too busy day dreaming about the possibilities of dishing out some face melting DPS

    * Saving the time zones of my fave players in my phone's world clock so I know what time we can adventure together

    * Taking a nap on my lunch break because I stayed up in Tamriel way too long the night before and plan on doing it again tonight

    * I purchased the Witcher 3 months ago and it is still in its shrink wrap

    * I get up in the middle of the night to ensure the latest patch is patching patchy goodness

    * A 12 hour gaming session leaves me wishing my desk was more ergonomically friendly so I can game even longer

    * I consider the ESO forums to be a lot more entertaining, interesting and relevant than any form of social media



    >:) PLEASE tell me I am not alone here - I want to hear about your crazy ESO induced habits! >:)

    Fun Fact: When I played FFXI, my Guild that went after HNMs(Challenging notorious monsters that would only spawn once a day or every few days). A lot of us knew each others phone numbers and would call(or most likely text) each other if not online when a HNM popped. Which led to some interesting moments like leaving during classes and even people installing FFXI on their work computers(or brought their laptops to work) lol.

    Of course we didn't force each other to get online and help, it was just checking to see if they were available(and many wanted to be available lol). Many fun and interesting moments were had due to the nature of HNMs and I don't regret any of them! This type of "content" or "system" doesn't exist anymore and I feel MMOs are missing out on a real competitive PvE experience. In FFXI at least, sure there was drama, of course! But over time this became more of a "friendly rivalry" with Guilds. I found HNMs the most fun I've ever had in any MMO and it's never been equaled in current MMOs today.
    Edited by Kuroinu on November 4, 2015 11:46PM
  • PainfulFAFA
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    I'm theorycrafting for PVP 24/7.
    At work
    At home
    In the toilet
    in the shower
    In bed
    Everywhere D:

    One time I was caught by a co-worker while i was "acting" out the animations.
    19 months of ESO and counting.
    PC NA
    Aztec | AZTEC | Ahztec | Aztehk | Master of Mnem
    MagDK | Magplar | Magward | Mageblade | Stamsorc

  • UltimaJoe777
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    There is only one way to remedy your addiction.

    Play TESO :p
    Guildmaster of Power With Numbers in PS4 NA Server's Aldmeri Dominion.
    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • UrQuan
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    as long as your not going through friends and neighbours cabinets looking for motif books and stopping your car, charging out and running to a blue bush since u think that random person walking his dog wil gather that Burgloss before u, your fine ;)
    Are these not reasonable things to do?
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    Someone stole my sweetroll
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    Hi my name is RAGUNAnoOne and I am a TESO addict :*
    PS4 NA
    Argonian Master Race

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
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  • i3ig_Gun
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    LilyOra wrote: »
    Haha sleep depravation is seriously the norm ;)

    Wearing my ESO shirt rn and I'm at work.

    Bf and I broke up, I guess that's about as bad as it gets? LMAO

    I can be your new BF
    XBOX ONE - NA
    GT: i3ig Gun
    Legion of Many - Daggerfall Covenant
  • MissBizz
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    N00b. You should have your friends timezones memorized by now!
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • Tryxus
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    Don't fight the addiction...

    Feed it until you grow tired of it (which will never happen with this game :p )

    Play ESO
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Ryska
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    N00b. You should have your friends timezones memorized by now!

    I totes did until the US threw a spanner in the works with Daylight Savings!! That bloody hour gets me every time! ;)

    'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • WreckfulAbandon
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    Ryska wrote: »
    MissBizz wrote: »
    N00b. You should have your friends timezones memorized by now!

    I totes did until the US threw a spanner in the works with Daylight Savings!! That bloody hour gets me every time! ;)

    I live in the US and DST did a number on me...

    I got tunnel vision and when it's directed towards this game... well you know what happens ;)
    PC NA

    All my comments are regarding PvP
  • SG_Celerrimus
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    as long as your not going through friends and neighbours cabinets looking for motif books and stopping your car, charging out and running to a blue bush since u think that random person walking his dog wil gather that Burgloss before u, your fine ;)

    Just gonna.... sit down and.... yea..... (Thats me...)
  • Adamon2
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    When I'm driving down the road and I see a blue bush I instinctively think BUGLOSS.

    When someone brushes me the wrong way I see a red or blue shield above their heads.



  • Ryska
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    I live in the US and DST did a number on me...

    I got tunnel vision and when it's directed towards this game... well you know what happens ;)

    I know it all too well - and it appears your tunnel vision is contagious. :o

    'Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.' - Terry Pratchett
  • fatemoe
    fatemoe
    When I bought ESO, I was maintaining 4 online games.

    ESO, Gundam battle operation, Gundam battle operation NEXT, Hearthstone.

    Now I abandoned Gundam NEXT and Hearthstone to have more time playing ESO.

    And I reduced my Gundam operation play time to less than an hour a day.

    Still I'm not as crazy as your 12 hour play marathon.
    Around 3 hours a day maximum on week day. 5 to 8 hours on holiday.
  • Karanshade
    Karanshade
    Soul Shriven
    You want to know what is sad ?
    I have a life and quite an exciting job , plus I m a family daddy . And logically I couldn't login eso for two weeks now. When I read about you guys feeding your addiction .... I envy you damn it !
  • MrDerrikk
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    Hi my name is RAGUNAnoOne and I am a TESO addict :*

    *chorus* "Hello RAGANAnoOne"
    I have departed into the great unknown that is outside the game and the forums, and wish you well in your Tamriel adventures!

    DC - PC - EU - Australian
    VR11 Mrderrikk: Breton Stam Sorc (Vamp) | VR16 Derrikkinblack: Dunmer Mage DK | VR3 Cuts-Until-It-Dies: Argonian Magicka NB

    Oh look, Anook.
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