Horker!

Darkhorse1975

Volkodav

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Darkhorse1975

Move alone, this is what happens when you have had too many meads.

Gidorick

Was this YOUR add I read the other day @Darkhorse1975 ?

Hello, I am looking for a lodger in my house. I have had a long and interesting life and have now chosen Brighton as a location for my retirement. Among the many things I have done in my life is to spend three years alone on St. Lawrence Island. These were perhaps the most intense and fascinating years of my life, and I was kept in companionship with a horker whom I named Gregory. Never have I had such a fulfilling friendship with anyone, human or otherwise, and upon leaving the island I was heartbroken for months. I now find myself in a large house over looking Queens Park and am keen to get a lodger. This is a position I am prepared to offer for free (eg: no rent payable) on the fulfillment of some conditions. I have, over the last few months, been constructing a realistic horker costume, which should fit most people of average proportions, and allow for full and easy movement in character. To take on the position as my lodger you must be prepared to wear the horker suit for approximately two hours each day (in practice, this is not two hours every day – I merely state it here so you are able to have a clear idea of the workload). Whilst in the horker costume you must be a horker – there must be no speaking in a human voice, and any communication must entail making utterances in the voice of a horker – I believe there aer (SIC) recordings available on the web – to me, the voice is the most natural thing I have ever heard. Other duties will involve catching and eating the fish and crabs that I will occasionally throw to you whilst you are being the horker. With the exception of this, you will be free to do whatever you choose, and will have a spacious double room, complete run of the house (with the exception of my bedroom and my workshop), and use of all facilities within. I am a considerate person to share a house with, and other than playing the accordion my tastes are easy to accomodate (SIC).
Due to the nature of this position I will need to audition all applicants before agreeing to take the chosen candidate on as a lodger. Please contact me if you have any questions.

kevlarto_ESO

My old eyes are playing tricks on me, I thought the title of this thread was I Heart Hookers..LOL

Darkhorse1975

I can now die. I am honestly able to type the acronym, ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMT!

Volkodav

Darkhorse1975 wrote: »

Move alone, this is what happens when you have had too many meads.

I tend to move alone. However,I WILL move along now. XD

Darkhorse1975

For your own safety, and for most of the world, you made a wise choice!

But seriously...

Will somebody join me to fish and catch this darn Crab-Slaughter-Crane purple fish?

Chief Gloorot's wife Atorag told me to join some friends at night by the ocean in Wrothgar and we would have some luck...

That fish reminds me of the aquatic version of...



My TI-85 isn't able to calculate those ratios, so I need your help.

Darkhorse1975

OHHH NO! Inventory full!

Darkhorse1975

Ohhh, ZOS, you saved the day. You let me catch, release, and catch again!! Hooray!