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If you could be an antelope or a cantelope, which would you be?

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  • UrQuan
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    Well, I'm afraid that I simply can't elope, so I guess that's your answer right there.
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  • Slackalope
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    I would be a Slackalope, of course.
  • nine9six
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    Slackalope wrote: »
    I would be a Slackalope, of course.

    Naturally. ;)
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  • UltimaJoe777
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    Well, I'm afraid that I simply can't elope, so I guess that's your answer right there.

    Well if you can't elope then that means your aunt can!
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  • Alucardo
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    Antelope, or cantelope
    Now which one would I be?
    I would choose neither,
    Say come take a breather,
    and chuff on some dope with me.
  • FortheloveofKrist
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    You composed a proper limerick!?!

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  • Alucardo
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    What can I say, this thread deserved one :smiley:
  • Cazzy
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    I'd be a badbum Gazelle.
  • TheMachineKiller
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    "1. A variety of melon (Cucumis melo) having a tan rind with netlike ridges and sweet fragrant orange flesh.
    2. Any of several other similar melons." works cited - (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cantaloupe, Cantaloupe, Farlex, 10/28/2015).

    With that being said, I'd have to go with a cantaloupe fortheloveofkrist
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  • RinOkumara
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    I would be a yes
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    I like turtles.
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    Jitterbug wrote: »
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  • FortheloveofKrist
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    Jitterbug wrote: »
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  • eligh0716
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    Idk since they nerfed the cantaloupes sploosh damage I'm really think of grinding out a dk antelope for that extra antler power.
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  • mamericus
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    Hmmm... You seem to have misspelled Cantaloupe, so:

    Cantelope
    -Cantaloupe
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    = eau

    eau = water in French

    The Chamois is an antelope/goat that may drink water in France.

    Zoo_042_edited.jpg
    Chamois

    I like goats.

    Morgan Freeman asked if he could keep his goats and rabbits together:
    https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20121221095636AAU1fR7

    Penelope answered he can.
    Penelope rhymes with antelope.

    I cannot be a rabbit. Or can I?

    My conclusion: I would be neither. I would be a Jackalope.

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    Jackalope

    Because google says I can.
    https://productforums.google.com/forum/#!topic/docs/0D4CHt3zqr4
    Edited by mamericus on October 28, 2015 10:40PM
  • Slackalope
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    Slackalope:
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  • DenMoria
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    Cantaloupe. I'm a fruit anyhow and WAAAYYYY too lazy for all that running.
    Edited by DenMoria on October 28, 2015 11:10PM
  • mamericus
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    Slackalope wrote: »
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    You win, Sir. I yield.
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