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ESO Simulator: While you wait for the servers to come back online.

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Open this image in a new tab, then press F11 to make it full screen. It will feel like you are actually playing the game. For the first hour or so at least :) For the second hour, we might need another loading screen. Feel free to post others!!

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  • nine9six
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    haha that's awesome. Though I've never been affected by this issue. My game always loads in about 30 seconds to a minute. I feel for everyone, though...
    Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    haha, love the loading screen message. Poor Gutsripper.
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  • Cadbury
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    Why do all that when can I get my neighbors to put on their Vulcan ears and pretend to be Altmer and have my cat play a Khajiit?

    See? With that and a little imagination ESO comes to life B)
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Here's another one. Enjoy!

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    Edit: Should be 7 or more but I'm not going to change it now. It's PvP after all, I have about 2-3 months to correct my errors im sure:)
    Edited by Yolokin_Swagonborn on October 28, 2015 8:13PM
  • KewaG
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    Here's one of my fave's

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    Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
    She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
    *@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
    * PC/NA Megasever
    * Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
    * ESO is my first MMO
    * I like group dungeons
    * I Haven't played much PvP
    * Main: Golam Ralas
  • UltimaJoe777
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Why do all that when can I get my neighbors to put on their Vulcan ears and pretend to be Altmer and have my cat play a Khajiit?

    See? With that and a little imagination ESO comes to life B)

    Except ESO actually has normal cats in it as well as Khajiit lol

    For Khajiit, you could easily dress yourself up! Some cat ears, a cat tail, and a little face paint could go a long way :p
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    Proud Founder of the Yaysay cult! DOWN WITH THE NAYSAY CULT!! #ToxicRemedy
  • WillhelmBlack
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    Awesome
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  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    KewaG wrote: »
    Here's one of my fave's

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    You have to admit the artwork on these are quite beautiful. I am glad that I have much more time to enjoy all the small details now!
  • IV1IVJA
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    Open this image in a new tab, then press F11 to make it full screen. It will feel like you are actually playing the game. For the first hour or so at least :) For the second hour, we might need another loading screen. Feel free to post others!!

    ul8QiR7.jpg


    Yeah, I remember actually dying to Gutstripper back in the day with a Nightblade. Instead of complaining, I changed my tactics and tried until I got it right. Recently, I went back through with a Templar and crushed him while only walking around, spamming Puncturing Sweeps :/ -in fact, it may not have even been morphed at that stage-
    Edited by IV1IVJA on October 28, 2015 8:23PM
  • kad01121ub17_ESO
    this is cool!

    AD High Elf, PC, NA, Server!
    New to MMo's Always looking for friends to quest with!
  • KewaG
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    KewaG wrote: »
    Here's one of my fave's

    7465CD8A2DA076BB327F59A27E5562E2203EB7DF

    You have to admit the artwork on these are quite beautiful. I am glad that I have much more time to enjoy all the small details now!

    Everything in this game is beautiful, that's why I love it so much!
    Nerf RNG! Nerf BoP! Buff Everything else!
    She won't leave me because I'm too ugly to kiss goodbye...
    *@KewaG - Steam and ESO. Write ESO Steam player in my comments if you want to be Steam friends.
    * PC/NA Megasever
    * Ebonheart Pact - Mostly
    * ESO is my first MMO
    * I like group dungeons
    * I Haven't played much PvP
    * Main: Golam Ralas
  • Artfu1D0dger
    geez, view forums at own risk; i almost just choked on what i was eating i just laughed so hard xD
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    IV1IVJA wrote: »
    Open this image in a new tab, then press F11 to make it full screen. It will feel like you are actually playing the game. For the first hour or so at least :) For the second hour, we might need another loading screen. Feel free to post others!!

    ul8QiR7.jpg


    Yeah, I remember actually dying to Gutstripper back in the day with a Nightblade. Instead of complaining, I changed my tactics and tried until I got it right. Recently, I went back through with a Templar and crushed him while only walking around, spamming Puncturing Sweeps :/ -in fact, it may not have even been morphed at that stage-

    I was leveling up a DK and beat him with just a wrecking blow and a few heavy attacks. He died so quickly. I like that this quest now scales to your level but enemies are so weak if they don't outlevel you by at least 5 levels.

    The main quest where you rescue Tharn has the same issue. That used to be so challenging. I remember slotting circle of protection from the fighters guild just to protect myself from all the undead, you know, actually reading tooltips and using strategies to win. Like older games required you to do. Now all you have to do is close your eyes and mash buttons to win.

    Everyone must feel like a unique Dovahkiin and be severely over powered in all situations.
    Edited by Yolokin_Swagonborn on October 28, 2015 8:27PM
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    *rolls dice 12 shows, does double damage to thread. oops not that type of simulator
    “In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” – Robert Frost
  • SevrenNiarb
    Ahhhh, the simulater is not perfect at all! Where is this:

    This may be an unusually long load time
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    ...
    Edited by GCVDJ11T on October 28, 2015 9:06PM
  • Yolokin_Swagonborn
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    Let the loading screens continue! This one is also one of my favorites. Amazing details. Look at that orcs shield!! I wish we had full body shields like that.

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    Here's the size of an orchish shield in game for comparison.

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  • Keepercraft
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    Ohhh, it's almost like ESO. We need only music.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEEDKZDRri4
    Still waiting for Sithis.
  • kad01121ub17_ESO
    keepercraft thats awesome!

    AD High Elf, PC, NA, Server!
    New to MMo's Always looking for friends to quest with!
  • GCVDJ11T
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    If we are going to do this right... load screen followed by ....

    I was trying to find the ones where I was dead at the wayshrine but the above works
    Edited by GCVDJ11T on October 28, 2015 9:05PM
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