Ultimate mag NB pvp Guide

Ragenekton

Hello everyone today i introduce you to the world of magicka Nightblades and teach you all you need to know, to play the most op class in game. PVP wise.
You will be as op as all the other pvp mag nb out there.... so about 70% of all the recent pvp Players.... alll are NBs....
It is really easy. Simply follow these few steps listed below:

Step1:
Play a NB char. Kahjiit of course, cause racials duh.

Step2:
Port into IC and sneak while you wait for your victims. (you should stay in sneak and cloak for 95% of all your lifetime)

Step3:
You found your victim? Alone? ideally fighting mobs and almost dying? Now is your time to shine mister nb sir. Jump at him out of sneak using Ambush, then spam Surprise attack in his face. again and again and again.

OH. you think this is easy? oh well now comes the tricky part. Because now one of two possible things going to happen.


A:
You spammed your target to death. GG mister nb sir , your skill is superior. Now use cloak to get rid of the mobs the dead guy was fighting by using cloak. Now after you are in safety wsp the guy you killed saying "ez thanks for your Stones"

END of A. Well done you showed the world your skills and that you are the true mlg pvp nb player.


B:
Your target survives. Oh dang. Thats bad. Now its time to do what a true nb is best at. SPAM THE *** OUT OF YOUR CLOAK BUTTON while shitting yourself running for your life.


And now we have 2 more possible routes this fight could take.

a) you succesfully escaped the fight. Now wsp your attacker saying "HAHA nice try nub, too easy, cant kill me"
Well done you are alive and ready for your next victim. end of a)

b) you got killed.... oh damn now its time to show the common nb attitude. wsp your murderer calling "detectpot noob", or "jesusspammer", or
"aoe noob" ,or "LAG"

Your next step is to whine in Zone Chat or in guild chat , call for a zerg, if you find one, join it, and hunt your murderer down.
Now zerg him down and after your AOE blob rolled over him , you have to teabag his corpse. then wsp him saying "ez , get rekt noob"

end of b)


And thats it. Now you know all you need to know to become tamriels next top-nb. Now join the forumblades and whine how UP your class is while temp and sorc and dk are soooo op. call for nerfs. END



PS
YES, this post is meant as a joke and not serious, iam playing magicka templar in pvp since day 1 and all of the things listed above happend to me ingame.
and not just once. ;P

coolermh

Sorry but well skilled sorc and templar with dtectpots will beat a nightbalde everytime.

ScruffyWhiskers

Khajiit magicka nb for racials. Oh dear.

Reeko

L2ignore immature noobs?

Btw ambush and surprise attack are stamina morphs not magicka. So i'm confused was it actually a stamina nb that killed you?

heystreethawk

I am not getting the impression that you are actually an expert on this.

Waffennacht

heystreethawk wrote: »

I am not getting the impression that you are actually an expert on this.

Lmfao, indeed...

Oh NBs. I do like the fact they are unique and give an alternative method pure BAness.

ShadowDisciple

actually i can crit rush and wrecking blow you the same way if you preffer

TheNephilimCrow

Well then... I get the utmost feeling that you were spammed to death by a magicka nightblade. For that, you have my pitty.

OrphanHelgen

XD XD.. Nice post, made me smile

MisterBigglesworth

Here i was hoping to read a helpful guide explaining how a Magicka NB could do anywhere even close to the amount of damage of a Magicka Sorc or a Stamina NB.

Oh well better luck next time I guess...

tengri

detectpot noob

I like that. A lot.

ChefZero

MisterBigglesworth wrote: »

Here i was hoping to read a helpful guide explaining how a Magicka NB could do anywhere even close to the amount of damage of a Magicka Sorc or a Stamina NB.

Oh well better luck next time I guess...

You won't find it. I know that problem, magicka Nightblade deals less dmg than stamina and have to burst through some absorb magicka shields.

kendellking_chaosb14_ESO

Ragenekton wrote: »

Hello everyone today i introduce you to the world of magicka Nightblades and teach you all you need to know, to play the most op class in game. PVP wise.
You will be as op as all the other pvp mag nb out there.... so about 70% of all the recent pvp Players.... alll are NBs....
It is really easy. Simply follow these few steps listed below:

Step1:
Play a NB char. Kahjiit of course, cause racials duh.

Step2:
Port into IC and sneak while you wait for your victims. (you should stay in sneak and cloak for 95% of all your lifetime)

Step3:
You found your victim? Alone? ideally fighting mobs and almost dying? Now is your time to shine mister nb sir. Jump at him out of sneak using Ambush, then spam Surprise attack in his face. again and again and again.

OH. you think this is easy? oh well now comes the tricky part. Because now one of two possible things going to happen.


A:
You spammed your target to death. GG mister nb sir , your skill is superior. Now use cloak to get rid of the mobs the dead guy was fighting by using cloak. Now after you are in safety wsp the guy you killed saying "ez thanks for your Stones"

END of A. Well done you showed the world your skills and that you are the true mlg pvp nb player.


B:
Your target survives. Oh dang. Thats bad. Now its time to do what a true nb is best at. SPAM THE *** OUT OF YOUR CLOAK BUTTON while shitting yourself running for your life.


And now we have 2 more possible routes this fight could take.

a) you succesfully escaped the fight. Now wsp your attacker saying "HAHA nice try nub, too easy, cant kill me"
Well done you are alive and ready for your next victim. end of a)

b) you got killed.... oh damn now its time to show the common nb attitude. wsp your murderer calling "detectpot noob", or "jesusspammer", or
"aoe noob" ,or "LAG"

Your next step is to whine in Zone Chat or in guild chat , call for a zerg, if you find one, join it, and hunt your murderer down.
Now zerg him down and after your AOE blob rolled over him , you have to teabag his corpse. then wsp him saying "ez , get rekt noob"

end of b)


And thats it. Now you know all you need to know to become tamriels next top-nb. Now join the forumblades and whine how UP your class is while temp and sorc and dk are soooo op. call for nerfs. END



PS
YES, this post is meant as a joke and not serious, iam playing magicka templar in pvp since day 1 and all of the things listed above happend to me ingame.
and not just once. ;P

Man ZoS needs to handle the B2P influx of CoD 12 year olds.

Gipo

Ragenekton wrote: »

...magicka Nightblades...Surprise attack...

cool story bro

Maphusail

Better write a guide how you personally counter NB's annoying spam attacks as a magicka templar, that would be interesting.

Johngo0036

LMFAO!!!!

I have numerous NB characters and this has got to be the funniest post i have read in a loooooong time,

Thanks..

I have encountered a few of these NB's you are referring to..

They bite off more than they can chew and then have the audacity to whisper you.....
when they have run to the safety of their moms livingroom..

LMFAO!!

Dracane

This post is pure truth actually, but is lacking some informations.
You cannot die as a Magicka Nightblade. Just spam healing ward and cloak and watch groups of enemies struggling to scratch you.

And don't forget (for some ridiculous reason) you can still roll dodge several times after breaking CC. So yea then just launch your ridiculous instant damage and make your enemies wonder, how you can have infinite ressources+insta gib damage

If no zerg is around to help you out against your attacker, how about pulling a boss or groups of monsters ? Their stupid AI totally bugs when you use your OP cloak and make them attack your attacker. There are always honorless ways for a Nightblade to make use of be creative.