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  • SleepyTroll
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    /drinks

    So ZOS you finally gonna start fixing skills yet or what.....

    Fix what? Lol did you even watch the video. He only killed 2 NPC's. Was hilarious nun the less.
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    I LOLed just looking at the ability bar....one skill...WB. LOL
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  • Kwivur
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    1Skill on the bar!! efing Awesome
  • Alucardo
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    It is my pleasure to share immense skill with my fellow fighters!

    Make sure you have a lot of Stamina, and put all your attributes into it. Workout for 5 hours a day and eat Turkey legs and mammoth cheese but whatever you do, DO NOT eat any of Sheogorath's cheese. It will make you fat, and then you can't perform Wrecking Blows effectively.

    Main Ability bar, 2H Sword equipped
    1. Wrecking Blow
    2. Blank
    3. Blank
    4. Blank
    5. Blank

    With much practice, you too can become the heavyweight champion of Nirn! Good luck.

    Real nice! It's quite similar to mine, though I find your build a little lacking. Why do you only slot 1 wrecking blow?

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  • Molag_Crow
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    ZOS_Julien wrote: »
    Hello there,

    Topic moved to "Community Creations" section.

    Oh, I actually didn't even know this section of the forum existed :lol: seriously.
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  • Egonieser
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    Robbmrp wrote: »
    Well, there's the proof, WB is OP.....time for a nerf! :D

    Is it now, took him like 10 WB's to kill 1 skeleton xD OP at it's finest.
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

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  • ThePonzzz
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    Too funny.
  • Merlin13KAGL
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    It is my pleasure to share immense skill with my fellow fighters!

    Make sure you have a lot of Stamina, and put all your attributes into it. Workout for 5 hours a day and eat Turkey legs and mammoth cheese but whatever you do, DO NOT eat any of Sheogorath's cheese. It will make you fat, and then you can't perform Wrecking Blows effectively.

    Main Ability bar, 2H Sword equipped
    1. Wrecking Blow
    2. Blank
    3. Blank
    4. Blank
    5. Blank

    With much practice, you too can become the heavyweight champion of Nirn! Good luck.

    Real nice! It's quite similar to mine, though I find your build a little lacking. Why do you only slot 1 wrecking blow?

    G3OyhkA.png
    @Alucardo , simplifies his rotation, of course.

    You don't want to be in the middle of a fight and hit the wrong "skill" ;)

    EDIT: Added the quotes - cannot say that with a straight face, even in a satire thread.

    OP, two ?'s:
    1. How much time did you spend on the character creation screen to get the look that authentic?
    2. How many times did you have to jump onto the crafting bench to get the perfect "ankle-lock" situp angle.

    +1 Awesome, well deserved.

    Oh, and one for you too, @Alucardo . One thing you might consider though, next time, try leading off with wrecking blow. Let us know if it makes a difference ;)
    Edited by Merlin13KAGL on October 8, 2015 6:06PM
    Just because you don't like the way something is doesn't necessarily make it wrong...

    Earn it.

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  • Molag_Crow
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    Alucardo wrote: »

    It is my pleasure to share immense skill with my fellow fighters!

    Make sure you have a lot of Stamina, and put all your attributes into it. Workout for 5 hours a day and eat Turkey legs and mammoth cheese but whatever you do, DO NOT eat any of Sheogorath's cheese. It will make you fat, and then you can't perform Wrecking Blows effectively.

    Main Ability bar, 2H Sword equipped
    1. Wrecking Blow
    2. Blank
    3. Blank
    4. Blank
    5. Blank

    With much practice, you too can become the heavyweight champion of Nirn! Good luck.

    Real nice! It's quite similar to mine, though I find your build a little lacking. Why do you only slot 1 wrecking blow?

    G3OyhkA.png
    @Alucardo , simplifies his rotation, of course.

    You don't want to be in the middle of a fight and hit the wrong skill ;)

    Hahah omg that was the plan, originally, but on console, we can't put the same ability on each bar :\ and I couldn't take any off, so I had to respec to get them off and put only WB on. :expressionless:
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  • ZigoSid
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    Awesome vid' great job man !
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    @Merlin13KAGL You'd be surprise lol I tried to make him look as identical as possible but he's an easy one, since the heroic or angler face dimensions match up and of course the iconic Afro and Mustache are already there, so it was just getting the other stuff right like the body etc :p may not be completely identical of course, but oh well.

    The bench took one jump, as I tried to get on top of a roof before that and gave up... lol I didn't notice I created an ankle-lock on that bench, to be honest.. it does look like that indeed :open_mouth:
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    I lost it when you spliced in the actual clip.
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  • Alucardo
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    You don't want to be in the middle of a fight and hit the wrong "skill" ;)

    This was exactly my thought process behind adding it to all available slots. With our muscular baws hands it's quite easy to accidentally smash many keys at one time. At least this way we know we're getting the right one, 90% of the time, all of the time.
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    You don't want to be in the middle of a fight and hit the wrong "skill" ;)

    This was exactly my thought process behind adding it to all available slots. With our muscular baws hands it's quite easy to accidentally smash many keys at one time. At least this way we know we're getting the right one, 90% of the time, all of the time.

    I still do that on my Templar and sometimes I don't even realize that I'm on my second bar until I noticed that I'm trying to Charge-stun somebody with Mist Form... :(
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    R.I.P ...

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    for now, until he respawns and creates a second montage/workout & big fight video.
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  • Zlater
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    Oh man this is so funny, how do I favorite threads?
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  • zyvoloskitub17_ESO
    This was easily the best ESO video I've seen. Nice job OP.
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  • Angarato
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    this needs another bump
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    Oh wow. Thanks.. :blush: I wonder if it'll be worth creating a second part, but instead of wrecking blow, it could be with... his fists?
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  • PrinceBoru
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    I've replayed this vid a few times and it still just cracks me up!
    The people want a sequel!
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    Hawt! :kissing_heart:
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    Hawt! :kissing_heart:

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    PrinceBoru wrote: »
    I've replayed this vid a few times and it still just cracks me up!
    The people want a sequel!

    I'll definitely keep that in mind :smiley:
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  • PrinceBoru
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    Well Tamriel's leading newspapers have weighed in.

    The Wayrest Times calls Apollo "The One-Skill Thrill!"

    Hammerfell Weekly gushes "I cheered, I cried, I laughed. Inspirational".

    The Elden Root Post called it a "Terrifying must-see".

    The Mournhold Chronicle says "Pure Pact Propoganda. Pure fun."

    It ain't easy being green.
  • Kaaylim
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    bahahahahahaha
  • chaserstorm16909
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    This is fantastic. I love how it's the only skill on your bar. :)
  • Patouf
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    You made me laugh !!!

    Very very nice : Awesome !

    Totally skilled !



    EDIT : For the red !
    Edited by Patouf on December 7, 2015 10:58AM
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    PrinceBoru wrote: »
    Well Tamriel's leading newspapers have weighed in.

    The Wayrest Times calls Apollo "The One-Skill Thrill!"

    Hammerfell Weekly gushes "I cheered, I cried, I laughed. Inspirational".

    The Elden Root Post called it a "Terrifying must-see".

    The Mournhold Chronicle says "Pure Pact Propoganda. Pure fun."

    LOL I can imagine
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    Oh wow. Thanks.. :blush: I wonder if it'll be worth creating a second part, but instead of wrecking blow, it could be with... his fists?

    Yes, second part please. Perhaps ambush could be the focus this time
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    Someone needs make Rocky and use rapid stikes. See if wrecking blow haymaking or stam conserving rapid strikes build comes out on top
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