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WHAT IS THIS CREATURE!?

Molag_Crow
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Oink oink piggy Orc? :worried:

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    haha he is rdy for rebuild orsinium!
    Are you a perfect russian woman? add me-> @Olysja (✿☯‿☯✿)
    (EU)(EP) Olysja / Hortensius Capitolinus
    (EU)(DC) My Heart for Cuties
    (EU)(AD) City light painted girl
  • Rikal
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    Is this a trick question?
    Rikal on NA-PC (aka Rhaulikko)
  • SHADOW2KK
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    Once I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.

    Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..

    Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014

    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
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    LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
    LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
    LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
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    Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
    Harrods


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    PC Closed Betas 2013

    PC Mastah Race

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    Been playing since Beta and Early Access

  • FireCowCommando
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    Those who mock the great orcish conquerer of sweet rolls rarely make it to dessert.
  • SirAndy
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    My Naked Nord approves of the Orc's attire ...
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  • Slurg
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    Won't somebody put a wedding dress on that poor fellow? He looks like a gentle soul who deserves some love.

    Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
    Remembering better days of less RNG in all the things.
  • VoiDGhOs7
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    LOL button where are you?!?!? :D
  • Moonshadow66
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    VoiDGhOs7 wrote: »
    LOL button where are you?!?!? :D

    The "awesome" button does the job well in cases like this ;)
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    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • nimander99
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    Oink oink piggy Orc? :worried:

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    Gained a lot of weight, waiting for Orsinium to be released ;)
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    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Qyrk
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    Gotta have diversity! Not everyone makes muscular character with bulging biceps! :)
  • dodgehopper_ESO
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    Fat Orcimer of Tamriel unite!
    US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
    US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
    US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
    US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
    US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
    US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
    EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
    EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
    <And plenty more>
  • CGPsaint
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    Dad? Is that you?
  • Rodvic
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    That would be a fat Orc.
  • Xendyn
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    That would be a fat Orc.

    AKA...a Forc?
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
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  • Molag_Crow
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    I was terrified because weird thoughts went through my mind, you know... errrr.. Orc & a Pig mixed breed, yeah... *switches off my mind.*
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    Be your true, authentic self.

  • Jura23
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    I plan to make orc sorc like this, only make him max possible age and white remnants of hair. should be cool, shaman-ish type of guy.
    Georgion - Bosmer/Templar - PC/EU
  • Cadbury
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    Rodvic wrote: »
    That would be a fat Orc.

    Don't you know that now in our glorious, politically-correct world today, the word "fat" is considered offensive and a trigger?

    Please use the new word "weight-challenged" of "body-neutral"
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    -points at OP's pic - LOL FATTY!
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • phairdon
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    New race? Porker :o
    Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)
  • SirAndy
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    phairdon wrote: »
    New race? Porker :o

    Porc
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  • FilthyMudcrabs
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    So looks like we finally found who stole those sweetrolls.
    Saw a mudcrab the other day. Dreadful creatures.
  • TheShadowScout
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    Porc
    Indeed. As in "pudgy orc". Coming after you in cyrodil for some... porc-ing? Ooohhh, myyy...
    So looks like we finally found who stole those sweetrolls.
    LOL!
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    phairdon wrote: »
    New race? Porker :o

    Porc
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    Porc, exactly. I didn't think of that one lol.
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  • AngryNord
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    This thread is giving me PTSD :-/
  • Gyudan
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    The Pig Children by Tyston Bane
    No one -- not the oldest Dark Elf of Mount Dagoth-Ur or the Ancient Sage of Solitude himself -- can recall a time when the Orc did not ravage our fair Tamriel. Whatever foul and pestilent Daedra of Oblivion conjured them up could scarcely have created a more constant threat to the well-being of the civilized races of Tamriel than the obnoxious Orc.
    Orcs are thankfully easy to recognize from other humanoids by their size -- commonly forty pertans in height and fifteen thousand angaids in weight -- their brutal pig-like features, and their stench. They are consistently belligerent, morally grotesque, intellectually moronic, and unclean. By all rights, the civilized races of Tamriel should have been able to purge the land of their blight eras ago, but their ferocity, animal cunning, and curious tribal loyalty have made them inevitable as leeches in a stagnant pool.
    Tales of Orcish barbarity precede written record. When Jastyaga wrote of the Order of Diagna's joining the armies of Daggerfall and Sentinel "to hold at bay the wicked Orcs in their foul Orsinium fastness... and burn aught in cleansing flame" in 1E950, she assumed that any reader would be aware of the savagery of the Orcs. When the siege was completed thirty years later, after the death of many heroes including Gaiden Shinji, and the destruction of Orsinium scattered the Orcish survivors throughout the Wrothgarian Mountains, she further wrote, "The free peoples rejoiced for that their ancient fell enemy was dispersed into diverse parts." Obviously, the Orcs had been terrorizing the region of the Iliac Bay at least since the early years of the First Era.
    Wololo.
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    Shrekcharacter.jpg

    It's a shrekalike!
  • Marrtha
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    What have I just seen
    Use @Marrtha when replying!
  • Molag_Crow
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    Messy1 wrote: »
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    It's a shrekalike!

    That's even an insult to Shrek! :worried:
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  • dsalter
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    Oink oink piggy Orc? :worried:

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    Messy1 wrote: »
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    It's a shrekalike!

    pretty close, relative?
    PLEASE REPLY TO ME WITH @dsalter otherwise i'm likely to miss the reply if its not my own thread

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