Letter to Dreet-Wulm

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While catching up the other night over a mug of mead in Cyrodiil, my close companion, Bearach, handed me this letter with a request for it to be passed on. It would be much appreciated if @ZOS_GinaBruno (or anyone else) could see this falls into the hands of the Scribe of the Warlord please?

Shor's Bones Dreet!
I'm sure you mean well with the sending of the endless supply of equipment (crappy questionable though the quality may be) but I am a true Nord! Therefore I go into battle near naked with drink in my belly for warmth and strength. So instead of weapons and armour, send me a couple of kegs of mead and a mankini. (Got to cover the vitals, I suppose).
Actually, make that many kegs of mead, as one works up quite the thirst bashing heads and so needs a good supply for the day.
As for the gold, it is appreciated but would rather you stopped sending it in small amounts. A far better idea would be to wait until you had a sackful for me, then dispatched it via the naked courier. By Ysgramor's hairy buttocks! This would make the receiving of it far more enjoyable!
forever drunk
Corporal Bearach