Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
Outlandish theories on the EU server issues
Cazzy
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- Frost Trolls biting the cable
- Molag Bal stealing bandwidth
- Goblin attack
- One OP Sorc farming in Cyrodil
- The alliances made friends so there is no game anymore
- Giant spider on the 'fix' button at ZoS HQ
- Molag Bal stealing bandwidth
- Goblin attack
- One OP Sorc farming in Cyrodil
- The alliances made friends so there is no game anymore
- Giant spider on the 'fix' button at ZoS HQ
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Flaminir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I made some new V16 Legendary Nirnhoned swords for my Sorc Overload bar... think I may have accidentally Overloaded the server.
Sorry... My bad...
Won't happen again!
GM of the Unholy LegacyEU/EPSorcerer Flaminir (Magicka) / Staminir (Stamina)
Templar Elixiia (Magicka/Healer) / Lotti Velooni (Magicka)
DragonKnight Xalora Flaminar (Tank) / Unholy-Dragon-Toad (Tank)
Nightblade Aimee Owlious (Magicka) / Myttens (Stamina)
Warden: Frosti-Tute (Magicka/Healer) Boops-Many-Snoots (Stamina/Tank)1 -
Totalitarian✭✭✭✭✭"Pacrooti has found your components for today when this one wandered into a large building. This one grabbed what he could see."
*included in a neat package is a variety of computer equipment with claw marks*PC NA CP 531+
Aedric Fury Sits Around Doing Nothing
Sola Auroron Magicka Templar
Lunaria Chimeri Magicka Dragonknight
The Chosen of the Storm Stamina Sorcerer
Ward-Scales Magicka Nightblade
Sanctius Luxen Stamina Templar
Nerwaye Auroron Magicka Sorcerer
Warden Vyrkyl Stamina Dragonknight
The Ninth Adventurer Stamina Nightblade
Magna-Sola Magicka Templar
The Celestial Lady Magicka Templar
Read their adventures!
The Celestial Lady3 -
nimander99✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Its the Illuminati Mind Control Hollywood Star Whackers trying transfer the wealth of the world to the top 1%... seriously, this is a true fact.I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP4500 -
freespirit✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭You want to sort this out?
When people say to me........
"You're going to regret that in the morning"
I sleep until midday cos I'm a problem solver!2 -
Arkadius✭✭✭✭✭
✭Too many people in a loading screen at the same time, leading to a time distortion which caused the server to travel forward in time. They are now investigating how to create a black hole to slow down server time to bring it back to presence.0 -
Trashy Boy✭✭Be the AD zerg trains again
Typical Trash VR16 Sorcerer DC - EU, Skadooshh VR16 Templar - DC - EU, Dirty Trash VR14 DK - DC - EU, Totally Trashed VR16 Imperial Templar DC - EU GUILD - LEGIO MORTUUM DC - EU - PC1 -
WillhelmBlack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Had to perform maintenance early as it's parents night at Baltimore HIgh tonight or the match/game is on.PC EU0 -
Acrolas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Shalidor tried to invent a magic toilet but instead made a black hole generator.signing off0 -
RAGUNAnoOne✭✭✭✭✭
✭late to the party but perhaps a Guar mistook something essential for boots...PS4 NA
Argonian Master Race
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
Support Tail armor and tail ribbons: http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/236333/concept-tail-armor-for-beast-races#latest
http://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/246134/request-dyeable-tail-ribbons0 -
timidobserver✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭My theory: The EU server came off of EBay and they forgot to put a square trade on it.V16 Uriel Stormblessed EP Magicka Templar(main)
V16 Derelict Vagabond EP Stamina DK
V16 Redacted Ep Stam Sorc
V16 Insolent EP Magicka Sorc(retired)
V16 Jed I Nyte EP Stamina NB(retired)0
