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Conspiracy?
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CaptainObvious✭✭✭✭How else are they going to advertise TESO Cribs?Due to a typo in the system, the area was accosted by the Daedric Prince Moar Lag Brawls.0 -
CaptainObvious✭✭✭✭Plus, maybe these are to make way for baby costume outfits. Right now there are a lot of dudes running around in dresses. There are baby shoes in the game. Eventually there may be a whole baby costume and you will see waves of babies storming Cyrodiil.Due to a typo in the system, the area was accosted by the Daedric Prince Moar Lag Brawls.0
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Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if I'm more disturbed that there's a crib in eso, or that there's a crib surrounded by swords, skulls and caltropsEdited by Alucardo on September 12, 2015 1:12AM7 -
Shimmer✭✭✭✭✭
✭*in deep man announcer voice* "ON the next episode of Tamriel Cribs, we take you to Molag Bals swank studio in the chic high rises of the imperial city!"Edited by Shimmer on September 12, 2015 1:14AM0 -
phairdon✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Molag Bal took all the children & turned them into banekin.Your immersion is breaking my entitlement. Buff Sorc's. Darkshroud the cremator Death by furRubeus BlackFluffy knight BladesThe Fat PantherPsijic Fungal SausageFlesheater the VileCaspian Rafferty FernsbyArchfiend Warlock PiersThe Black BishopEvil Wizard Lizard (EU)Neberra Vestige Fajeon (EU)Salanis Deathstick (EU)Blood Mage Alchemist (EU)4 -
Alucardo✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭So do the women have no libido, or the men just completely sterile in Tamriel? I demand answers as it's breaking my immersion.2 -
ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭Nothing like hearing an NPC ask you to find her "little boy/girl" and it turns out they're in their mid-twenties.
Weird doesn't even begin to describe it.2 -
Kaitona✭✭✭It's not a crib. In the next major DLC they're releasing Dwarves as a playable race. This is a teaser for the DLC.You go on these Internet blogs and people say the meanest things. - Hayden Panettiere1 -
Osteos✭✭✭✭✭
✭Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean there aren't any children.DAGGERFALL COVENANTNA PCFormer Vehemence MemberOnistka Valerius <> Artemis Renault <> Gonk gra-Ugrash <> Karietta <> Zercon at-Rusa <> Genevieve Renault <> Ktaka <> Brenlyn Renault0 -
ProfessorKittyhawk✭✭✭✭✭
✭paleobonesb14_ESO wrote: »Just because you haven't seen them doesn't mean there aren't any children.
I know, there's an npc, on DC I believe, who mentions having a four year old daughter or something such.
All the children must be in a children's instance.0 -
Mojmir✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hmm empty crib and empty wep rack.open wardrobe.I'm thinking Narnia? The game is afoot!!0 -
icontested✭✭✭✭I'm paying you to babysit.. You are fired!!!Voted and Current reigning champion of most handsome ESO player of 2013-20160 -
Well obviously, as you are in Morrowind, It's a Scrib Crib. Mystery solved!0 -
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Kammakazi✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I'm pretty sure every birth that happens in Tamriel, the damn thing is already full-grown.0 -
Trashy Boy✭✭Midget bed?,........Ahaaaa WOOD ELF bed
Typical Trash VR16 Sorcerer DC - EU, Skadooshh VR16 Templar - DC - EU, Dirty Trash VR14 DK - DC - EU, Totally Trashed VR16 Imperial Templar DC - EU GUILD - LEGIO MORTUUM DC - EU - PC2 -
Asherons_Call✭✭✭✭✭
✭Want another conspiracy? Count the number of pyramids, eyes, and sun rays to in the mtv music awards and ask why they're there1 -
Shimmer✭✭✭✭✭
✭Either this guy is starving to death, or is the reason there are no children in Tamriel...
Edited by Shimmer on November 8, 2015 4:05AM0
