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Eso Fitness Regime!!
Ipsius
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Alright fellow ESO'ers, I've been hearing a lot of feedback on the forums about the excessively long load times lately. Why sit around staring at these load screens when you can GET SWOLL INSTEAD?!?!?!
Want to get into shape and burn some calories while playing eso? Follow a fitness regime and any load times will become GET IN SHAPE time!! You'll be bulking up, and asking all the puny weaklings, "Do you even eso, bro??"
Every time you encounter a load screen/disconnect/have to /reloadui,
-Do 10 pushups
-Do 10 situps
-Do 10 curls with weights next to your computer chair
-Run up and/or down a flight of stairs
-Do 10 jumping jacks
Do any combination of these EVERY TIME you encounter a load screen until the load screen is over, and you'll be fit in no time!
(Conceived and written while waiting on a load screen)
Want to get into shape and burn some calories while playing eso? Follow a fitness regime and any load times will become GET IN SHAPE time!! You'll be bulking up, and asking all the puny weaklings, "Do you even eso, bro??"
Every time you encounter a load screen/disconnect/have to /reloadui,
-Do 10 pushups
-Do 10 situps
-Do 10 curls with weights next to your computer chair
-Run up and/or down a flight of stairs
-Do 10 jumping jacks
Do any combination of these EVERY TIME you encounter a load screen until the load screen is over, and you'll be fit in no time!
(Conceived and written while waiting on a load screen)
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Tiebearion✭✭I already alt tab to my favorite sites on loading screens, my right arm is huge!Glory to the Pact!2 -
SahrotRein✭✭✭✭Nah... I don't think so
I can just wait it out
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