We all know it's coming. It's too powerful. The CC is too sweet. It's getting spammed. It's used by almost everybody.
So, here are some friendly, completely uninformed, and thoroughly unenlightened options for your perusal:
1) Nasal Blow: Watch with awe as your character takes a handful's snort of black pepper and unleashes a mighty sneeze, covering your enemies in sticky mucus and slowing their movement by 70%, as well as impairing them with 'Minor Slipping,' which gives them a 30% chance to fall down every 2 seconds, for 10 seconds total. Poison damage, of course.
2) Recreation Slow: Make sure no one has as much fun as they should with this beauty; turn your brilliantly shined two-hander to the sun, blinding your opponent and forcing them to forget two random abilities on their bar, rotated every 3 seconds for 15 seconds. Small amount of Sun Damage, really not worth mentioning. Wish I hadn't, I apologize. Since this is so powerful, we need a balance, so casting character takes 15% of their HP in damage every 2 seconds for 10 seconds. Hope you brought some potions!
3) Wrecker Tow: Embrace your inner desire to be a tow-truck operator with this lovely! Using a similar animation in the DK's Fiery Grip, watch as your character sprouts a chain from their back, snags the enemy, and over the next 30 seconds, painstakingly drags the reluctant enemy to your feet. Accompanied by grating, cacophonous sound effects, obviously! Inflicts "Minor Abrading" which is slight physical damage from the hauling. Both players are immune to all other attacks.
Let's make Wrecking Blow's awesomeness only a fond memory, and soon!!