Funniest thing in patch notes

LoreRiley

Arrows are now easier to see while they’re traveling to your knee
When consuming pies and plated meals, your character will now hold a fork rather than a spoon.

Prove me wrong

MissBizz

•Rushed Ceremony: The animation for this ability is now faster, resulting in the heal occurring sooner after the button is pressed. This ability will also no longer heal friendly critters. You’re on your own, deer!

Hehe. I like this thread already.

LoreRiley

MissBizz wrote: »

•Rushed Ceremony: The animation for this ability is now faster, resulting in the heal occurring sooner after the button is pressed. This ability will also no longer heal friendly critters. You’re on your own, deer!

Hehe. I like this thread already.

Lmao hopefully we get more

skillastat

Reduced the server load caused by area effect abilities, which will reduce lag commonly seen in Cyrodiil.

^Funniest thing.

OGLezard

skillastatb16_ESO wrote: »

Reduced the server load caused by area effect abilities, which will reduce lag commonly seen in Cyrodiil.

^Funniest thing.

Sorry OP, you do NOT get any funnier than the above quoted.... IMPOSSIBLE! This joke is the best one they tell us EVERY major patch, but the punchline is the lag only gets worse!!

xerasia

Fixed a rare issue in which eating food of any sort would show you pantomiming eating the air.
Snarga in Eagle’s Strand is now a brewer, as she always dreamed of being.

I chortled. You go, Snarga. Live that brewer's dream.

xaraan

Funniest thing in the patch notes is the repair stone rewards they are giving for PvP now.

Arrow to the knee joke too old to be funny anymore - to me at least.

But, I got 5 keep wall repair kits for finishing 7th in campaign this morning. I used over 800 repair kits yesterday alone. So, that should tell you how useful 5 will be as a reward.

Armitas

Molten Weapons: This ability will now only grant a bonus for fully-charged heavy attacks instead of partially-charged attacks.

I thought that was pretty funny considering all the complaints we made as far back as the pts for 1.6 about how useless this execute was in PvP due to the preptime. Well played guys, well played.

Gidorick

They fix the meal eating with a spoon but not the Man skeletons that are labeled as Argonian skeletons. Go figure.

I do appreciate the attention paid to our portable cutlery, though!

LoreRiley

OGLezard wrote: »

skillastatb16_ESO wrote: »

Reduced the server load caused by area effect abilities, which will reduce lag commonly seen in Cyrodiil.

^Funniest thing.

Sorry OP, you do NOT get any funnier than the above quoted.... IMPOSSIBLE! This joke is the best one they tell us EVERY major patch, but the punchline is the lag only gets worse!!

Agreed

Ourorboros

Fixed an issue where all Flesh Atronachs did not have their Fleshy Symbionts installed. Our mages have just gotten in a fresh shipment!

This was supposed to be funny, but considering the issue has been around for many months and the fix has been ready for several months, I didn't laugh.

driosketch

Gidorick wrote: »

They fix the meal eating with a spoon but not the Man skeletons that are labeled as Argonian skeletons. Go figure.

Which is a bit strange since they exist in game.

Nifty2g

Hi everyone,

We have just completed a hotfix on the North American and European megaservers so you can no longer use Bear Traps obtained from Toothmaul Gully against the Mantikora in Sanctum Ophidia, which was never intended. No restart is required for this change to take effect.

Thanks to those that brought this to our attention!

Best one

CP5

Nifty2g wrote: »

Hi everyone,

We have just completed a hotfix on the North American and European megaservers so you can no longer use Bear Traps obtained from Toothmaul Gully against the Mantikora in Sanctum Ophidia, which was never intended. No restart is required for this change to take effect.

Thanks to those that brought this to our attention!

Best one

Still have no idea who even thought to do that...

Morimizo

"You will no longer be dismounted when spending Champion Points."

I don't know about you folks, but before this was mercifully fixed, I lost countless seconds to the need for remounting. For some reason, it never dawned on me to spend CP while NOT mounted; I just couldn't kick the nagging habit; I would always mount whenever I received the message of a new CP.

With all this extra time, I plan on studying Quantum Thermodynamics online this month.

Thanks so much!!

Bloodgharm

Morimizo wrote: »

"You will no longer be dismounted when spending Champion Points."

I don't know about you folks, but before this was mercifully fixed, I lost countless seconds to the need for remounting. For some reason, it never dawned on me to spend CP while NOT mounted; I just couldn't kick the nagging habit; I would always mount whenever I received the message of a new CP.

With all this extra time, I plan on studying Quantum Thermodynamics online this month.

Thanks so much!!

You just won the internetz