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PLEASE AMERICA FIX YOUR INTERNET

[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Cursing & Profanity]
Edited by ZOS_Brett on August 28, 2015 9:25AM
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    God save America.

    and your link is broken.
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    Yakidafi wrote: »
    God save America.

    and your link is broken.
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    That's merely a GIf :/



  • Hamrb
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    McSwaggins wrote: »
    PLEASE AMERICA FIX YOUR INTERNET

    https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/cTwdYqQVQB4
    Edited by Hamrb on August 28, 2015 7:50AM
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    SkylarkAU wrote: »
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    LMFAO I actually waited for it to load for about 10 seconds.
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    who's in charge of the American internet then? It's definitely not me.
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    McSwaggins wrote: »
    PLEASE AMERICA FIX YOUR INTERNET

    YOUR is exactly right, we invented it so we can break it whenever the heck we feel like it. If the rest of the world doesn't like it they can go back to smoke signals and pigeons. :tongue:

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    Suddenly EU servers in Germany sound like a good idea.
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    Maybe it's not the fault of Zenimax? With all of the hack attacks these days I find it hard to drop blame solely on ZOS.
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  • charisma316
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    are you dense you know basically all of eruope is down as well and half of the civilized world are having the same issues dont blame america until you do some research and get your facts straight nubbstacks
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    mips_winnt wrote: »
    McSwaggins wrote: »
    PLEASE AMERICA FIX YOUR INTERNET

    YOUR is exactly right, we invented it so we can break it whenever the heck we feel like it. If the rest of the world doesn't like it they can go back to smoke signals and pigeons. :tongue:

    partially... While the original network was developed in the US, the way we use the internet now (world wide web) comes from Europe (cern)....
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    are you dense you know basically all of eruope is down as well and half of the civilized world are having the same issues dont blame america until you do some research and get your facts straight nubbstacks

    I think it is pretty obvious i am joking around.... I dont see how you could actually take this literal...
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    NGP wrote: »
    Yakidafi wrote: »
    God save America.

    and your link is broken.
    SkylarkAU wrote: »
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    That's merely a GIf :/



    Well, then the GIF is broken, does not show anything for me
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  • McSwaggins
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    Maybe it's not the fault of Zenimax? With all of the hack attacks these days I find it hard to drop blame solely on ZOS.

    did anyone blame ZOS?
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    Darlon wrote: »
    mips_winnt wrote: »
    McSwaggins wrote: »
    PLEASE AMERICA FIX YOUR INTERNET

    YOUR is exactly right, we invented it so we can break it whenever the heck we feel like it. If the rest of the world doesn't like it they can go back to smoke signals and pigeons. :tongue:

    partially... While the original network was developed in the US, the way we use the internet now (world wide web) comes from Europe (cern)....
    Well... http is just one (of many) application layer protocols used on the Internet and while I have nothing but respect for Mr. Berners-Lee he doesn't even come close to being the inventor of "the way we use the internet now"... that my friend was the result of many, many people coming up with many, many innovative ideas on how to leverage a decentralized IP based network for the betterment of mankind and the lions share of those came from the U.S. .

    That being said.... we're still trying to teach our morons in Washington how to build websites and educate them on the fact that email isn't secure so bear with us. :tongue:
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    McSwaggins wrote: »
    Maybe it's not the fault of Zenimax? With all of the hack attacks these days I find it hard to drop blame solely on ZOS.

    did anyone blame ZOS?

    The thing about blame is anyone who hasn't gotten any is destined to receive some so long as a problem persists....
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    xeneblaze wrote: »
    who's in charge of the American internet then? It's definitely not me.

    bill gates and al gore?
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    to all foreigners fix ur internet cause us Americans are not having any issues with our internet
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    to all foreigners fix your internet cause us Americans are not having any issues with our internet

    Yeah, lets use the interwebs to tell each other to fix the eyepee based thinnymojiggy wotsit!


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    Remember, it's Obamas fault.
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    Eshelmen wrote: »
    Remember, it's Obamas fault.


    I knew it! that Obama guy is such a ***. :tongue:
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    Greetings everyone,

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