Ok, in honor (or mockery?) of the various threads about who would be first to Alliance rank 50, who would be first to finish researching all their trades, etc., allow me to introduce the race for most hours played before reaching VR14 (right before they introduce VR16).
The number to beat: 53 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes
I achieved this impressive (?) number by stepping on every square foot of soil, looking at every flower I passed by, and ensuring no barrel or sack was left unexamined. Fishing, of course, also helped.
Above all, I fell into ZOS' outlier of someone who outranked their zone starting in Zone 2, and succeeded in not getting any XP from killing mobs, or gold for that matter, as early as possible. Three cheers for grinders and ZOS for giving me no to minimal xp most of the time I play.
So, was anyone more sight-see-y, tenacious, or just really, really, damn slow to mozy their way on up to VR14?