Some serious questions regarding ESO.

FilthyMudcrabs

Do Khajiit get fur in their food? Are they annoyed by it?
Are Orcs self-conscious about their under bite? Would they ever visit an Orthodontist?
Do Argonians have problems sitting on their tails?
How long does it take a High Elf to pick up something off the floor?
If Nords frequently drink, is Skyrim a dangerous place for carriage drivers?
How do Wood Elves get items off of high shelves?
Are Bretons sick of constantly being welcomed to the bank of Daggerfall?
Do Redguards actually guard red things?

VoidBlue

Yes, no
No, yes
No
2 seconds
No
They use magic
No
Sometimes

Bloodgharm

I'm glad somebody has the cohones to ask these hard-hitting questions. Thanks you, sir...for holding a mirror up to Tamriel!

*slow clap*

CapnPhoton

No, but they are happy to put fur in your food
They will visit only if they are hungry
No, but you will have a big problem if you sit on their tail
They don't. But will hire you at a rate of 5g per day
It is a dangerous place for passengers of drunk carriage drivers
Stools with little ramps on them like our tree houses
What would you have them do, be rude?
Red things, but not red communists