Hilarious Quests

Masterhand911

So, I completed the quest, "Fierce Beasts of Ivarstead" and its been the most hilarious quest so far. I won't spoil the ending, but I got the one where you had to kill the monsters rather then turn the person in, and her reaction to you killing the thing at the end was amazing.

What were your favorite funny quests?

AlnilamE

I saw the thread title and was going to post that very same quest. I've gotten three characters through that zone and I look forward to that quest every time.

Masterhand911

I was kind of expecting the end, but I wasn't expecting that kind of enemy lol. It went from 0 intensity to like 8 in about 10 seconds.

Masterhand911

I wish they would explain why she's squatting in the shed though.

UrQuan

I rather suspect she's a former member of the thieves' guild who is now hiding from any of her former compatriots.

Yeah, it's an awesome quest, though, isn't it?

Masterhand911

Yea lol. Her armor actually kind of looks like she's from the thieves guild.

Trayzard

havent played the Pact quests yet. But... nothing... Nothing beats Sheogorath!

His voice acting is 11/10!

Aett_Thorn

The quests with Dringoth always make me laugh.

Fartman

What level are you? I don't really remember many of the quests in detail.

Moonshadow66

Davon's Watch - bring some Alto Wine to Valen Andrethi - enjoy the show^^

traigusb14_ESO2

Eastmarch. Side with the vampire's son.. then help out his kajiit buddy...

SirAndy

My Naked Nord character was inspired by a quest and NPC with the same aversion to clothing ...

Noomfy-Mop

Trayzardb16_ESO wrote: »

havent played the Pact quests yet. But... nothing... Nothing beats Sheogorath!

His voice acting is 11/10!

dam it. I remember doing that quest but I don't really remember the quest details

ive been beasting this game and going from quest to quest and quite often doing a non-active quest along the way or picking up a new one, or both.
last night I set out to do a quest and got distracted on 3 different occasions when I ran into npc's with black arrows above their heads.
or ill simply end up gathering resources or clearing a dungeon (or TRYING to clear a dungeon ) grinding bad guys to get to the next lvl, running from the guards when I accidently steal something (or deliberately steal something and get busted lol), realise ive just fallen in water where I cant get up the cliffs so have to swim the coast line for 20 minutes to get to land, or ill die and be transported to a wayshrine several kms away and make the same mistake or take on the same bad guy that's too high a lvl for me to beat a few times before I give up and move on.

long story short theres sooo much in this game and ive been trying (TRYING) to do it all and I find it hard remembering every single little thing.

I do find the Argonian names amusing though and some small... wont say glitches cause its not that but the other day I did a quest where you had to tame a werewolf and take it somewhere. I also got the black panther pet from crown store. anyways I tamed the WW, was on my way to where I had to go when I stopped, turned around and it looked like the WW and my panther were doing the nasty lol.. I wish I knew how to link but the screenshot is on myps4 and I don't. might look into it if anyone is keen enough to see and asks

The_Sadist

Trayzardb16_ESO wrote: »

havent played the Pact quests yet. But... nothing... Nothing beats Sheogorath!

His voice acting is 11/10!

I find him tiresome, but that may be because I'm completing the questline for the 5th time.

Tre_775

Dringoth cracked me up! Whoever did the voice acting for him was awesome. Anyone know who it was?

Mitchblue

The Barefoot Breton. Drunk guy on beach who apparently misplaced his shoes and his wife's Mace. Hagraven may have been involved. I laughed my *** off on this quest. It was short but very funny.

TheShadowScout

I found it funny how the "Barefoot Breton" and "Naked Nord" quests mirror each other... though I was a little dissapointed not to find a "Attire-less Altmer" quest as well...

Uncle Sheo is fun the first time around, true... but... gets stale with numerous playthroughs I suppose. Wish they had made several versions of dialouge for him, and choose one version at random for each character that plays through the quests... keep him random even through multiple playthroughs!

Dringoth was interesting as well.

There are other neat and nifty characters... I always liked the snarky remarks Naryu makes... Razum'dar can be good for a little snicker as well now and then... (Quote: "Is the illusion applied... everywhere? Maybe Raz should go and check..." - had me giggling for a minute). Stibbons tales sometimes seem like something out of a comedy show too...

Alltogether, ESO have its fun parts, and we wouldn't want it any other way!

A5ko

Was expecting Dringoth.

Mitchblue

Constable Agazu in Rivenspire makes a pretty funny drunk.

A5ko

On the flip side of this, the creepiest quest for me was Forgotten Crypts.

Where you take a Dunmer woman to find her husband, only to discover ..... a food source issue.

daemonios

The "bath salts" quest in Eastmarch was pretty good too.

Also, the one in Glenumbra with the guy who's trying to escape his wife and was attacked by wolves.

Aeradon

That blind pirate who conned his way to a free ride by "offering" his buried treasures namely some mammoth meat, fish bones and some flagons.