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ARE YOU ONION ENOUGH?!?!

Fdog1997
Fdog1997
Soul Shriven
Are you onion enough to join the most vegetable themed guild in all of ESO??? If you think you can handle the pure power of an onion or even carrot you need to join this clan. Here you will become the most ultimate vegetable and grow with your fellow veggies. We love bad puns and shrek (ogres) and we need more layers for our onion. Join today if you are one who can cut the onion without crying.

Guild: onionators
Alliance: Ebonheart Pact
Clan leader psn: xXfdog1997Xx
Clan co-leader psn: Grindcorepig

Message us with any questions. We are an open clan and accept all levels.
  • Imperius_Skepta
    :'( Onions make me cry
  • ZOS_GinaBruno
    ZOS_GinaBruno
    Community Manager
    This looks appeeling.

    pun-dog-pun-husky-00.jpg

    Edited by ZOS_GinaBruno on June 18, 2015 2:29PM
    Gina Bruno
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  • ZOS_KaiSchober
    I'd be carefull. If we join, they might never lettuce leaf.
    Kai Schober
    Senior Community Manager - The Elder Scrolls Online
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  • ZOS_JasonLeavey
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    Great guild name! I knew something like this would turnip eventually.
    Jason Leavey
    Community Coordinator - The Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited
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  • SturgeHammer
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    I hope this doesn't sound corny, but it's good that you are putting down roots and cultivating the community.
    First-in-Line - Swings-for-Lethal
    Green-Thumb - Scale-Factor
    Hist-Tree-Major - A-Late-One
    Needs-Some-Help - Dead-Last
  • Paulington
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    I carrot believe this name hasn't been done before!
  • Preyfar
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    One person makes a pun, and suddenly everybody starts to beet the pun train to death.
  • Neizir
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    I donut understand how you people come up with these puns!
    Neizir Stormstrider

    EU Megaserver

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    I have a fancy signature.
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  • SturgeHammer
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    Paulington wrote: »
    I carrot believe this name hasn't been done before!

    Agreed, it's a pretty gourd name.
    First-in-Line - Swings-for-Lethal
    Green-Thumb - Scale-Factor
    Hist-Tree-Major - A-Late-One
    Needs-Some-Help - Dead-Last
  • IrishPearse
    Yes ZOS reply here but not on threads were your customers are crying out for support. real classy
  • Shimmer
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    This sounds like a fruitless en-devour!
    Yes ZOS reply here but not on threads were your customers are crying out for support. real classy

    In my op-onion, you need a hug.
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    Mistakes must be carelessly planned.
  • SypherCarver
    SypherCarver
    Soul Shriven
    Well... I must say, I'm rather intrigued... To beetroot-ful.. ;)
    ~~~{ IGN: Luna-Fang }~~~
  • KriHavok
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    I don't think there's mushroom left for puns...
    UESP Staffer & Wiki Editor
  • Psychotius
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    KriHavok wrote: »
    I don't think there's mushroom left for puns...

    Any fungi (or gal) can come in here and think of some new puns, just be patient.
    I'm not as am as you drunk I think.
  • Fdog1997
    Fdog1997
    Soul Shriven
    Theirs layer after layer of puns here
  • KamikazeTMX
    Only it got devs thingy's you guys are kissing asses so quickly... if i catch any of you devs ingame i will kill ya with me char ofcourse :). i will hide in dark corners and kill ya while afk in the battlefield....
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