The Legions Memorandum

FluffiestOne

This past week, all hope was destroyed. All your dreams, shattered. All your ambitions, slaughtered. The very fabric of your existence, set asunder. Your crown, your throne, all belong to us. The efforts made to retrieve them… fruitless… pathetic…weak. Such a strong vehemence was made by your forces only to be obliterated by our wrath. This havoc you thought to put upon us… but a speckle of sand in a desert storm. The decibel of your peoples agonizing screams was music to our ears. Your orders… have been disassembled limb by limb.

Quantity and quality matter little of what is sent against us; if you face The Legion, then you will die. We will take your lands, your people, your resources. We will take your keeps and castles as our own… Everything you work to achieve will crumble before us. Nothing you do can stop our unfathomable, unrelenting, undisputed power. Through superior leadership, skills, and ability The Legion shall overcome all obstacles before us.

Prepare yourselves, peasants. The Legion is coming and in our march death and destruction shall follow. Mark this reading as the day of your death sentence. We cannot and will not be stopped. Concede while you can. Resistance is futile.

All hail The Lord Fixate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0vDIpxsXaY

Rylana

This thread is now 100 percent more awesome now that I am posting in it.

Rylana

FluffiestOne wrote: »

k1llorbek1lled wrote: »

You zerged like 8 Havoc with 40+ and said rekt... omg your guild is so awful...

Mad.... or... bad?

Fact: All bads are always mad.

Fact: Being mad is always bad.

Balance is achieved

IxSTALKERxI

Lol nice post. You realise people are gonna read this and zerg you now though right? haha.

FluffiestOne

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Lol nice post. You realise people are gonna read this and zerg you now though right? haha.

I'm counting on it.

Weberda

The funny thing is Fixate actually talks like that in DC zone chat. And so does Fengrush and Daniel NPK. Pretty funny stuff.

Sacadon

Best you focus on your delusion *cough* writing and leave the PvP to us.

wraithguknub18_ESO

I think your fixated on your epeen?

j/k who cares have fun. You have killed me before and I have killed you so its all good> I wish I had my very own zerg to..ah..no I dont never Mind

Have a great day

Radolfus

LoM OP

Erondil

I like it when people show a 24-man raid footage and call the ennemy 24-man raid a zerg.

ksimpscnub18_ESO

so AvAva is ZvZvZ?

Publius_Scipio

You still tickling and giggling with each other in Thornblade? How many times do I have to tell you that Havoc and other vicious EP guilds (yeah I don't think anyone really cares about AD anymore) are in Chillrend?

BTW, is it possible I heard Fluffykins' voice on the video? or Grunt's?

Killer808

I love how in this video you refer to the groups that your wiping as "zergs" when your running a 24 man with another 30+ pugs around you in every wipe. Lets be real for 2 seconds here... Who is actually the zerg??? LMFAO

Observant

Killer808 wrote: »

I love how in this video you refer to the groups that your wiping as "zergs" when your running a 24 man with another 30+ pugs around you in every wipe. Lets be real for 2 seconds here... Who is actually the zerg??? LMFAO

I didn't see any pugs when they wiped you while playing ring around the rosie with that rock?

It's okay to wipe man, don't worry about it.

Dwibigrichub17_ESO

Killer808 wrote: »

I love how in this video you refer to the groups that your wiping as "zergs" when your running a 24 man with another 30+ pugs around you in every wipe. Lets be real for 2 seconds here... Who is actually the zerg??? LMFAO

your mistaken when we wiped both EP groups we only had just the 24 man group

Tripwyr

Weberda wrote: »

The funny thing is Fixate actually talks like that in DC zone chat. And so does Fengrush and Daniel NPK. Pretty funny stuff.

This is not fixate.

Roselle

I found this funny. Some ESO players just can't take a joke.

emma666

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Roselle

emma666 wrote: »

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Anna and Moon were perfect for each other, am I wrong?

God_flakes

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

You still tickling and giggling with each other in Thornblade? How many times do I have to tell you that Havoc and other vicious EP guilds (yeah I don't think anyone really cares about AD anymore) are in Chillrend?

BTW, is it possible I heard Fluffykins' voice on the video? or Grunt's?

I tickle Fluffy every night...how did you know?

FENGRUSH

emma666 wrote: »

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Sounds like 2:1 odds to FENGRUSH. One should be able to overcome such odds if they intend to achieve greatness.


However, not all strive for, or expect to ever achieve greatness.

Roselle

FENGRUSH wrote: »

emma666 wrote: »

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Sounds like 2:1 odds to FENGRUSH. One should be able to overcome such odds if they intend to achieve greatness.


However, not all strive for, or expect to ever achieve greatness.

I don't have a cool name like FENGRUSH. The best I can do is say I am Rinoa Heartilly...

I am defeated.

Publius_Scipio

Senior FLuffykins is the old DC leader from the wabbajack days. One of the most feared and brutal enemies of the blue back then was the red emperor Fixate and his red army. Something happened to Fluffykins where he ended up losing his mind and created a (to troll?) alt Lord Fixate. The real Fixate disappeared from the game (however recently people said they saw him back).

I always liked Fluffykins but was angered that he lost his way and hid behind the Fixate mask.

The real Fixate and his army in comparison makes WRX, Moon Die, Zazeer. Tom Hanks, etc, etc, etc, all look like new born gerbils.

Roselle

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Senior FLuffykins is the old DC leader from the wabbajack days. One of the most feared and brutal enemies of the blue back then was the red emperor Fixate and his red army. Something happened to Fluffykins where he ended up losing his mind and created a (to troll?) alt Lord Fixate. The real Fixate disappeared from the game (however recently people said they saw him back).

I always liked Fluffykins but was angered that he lost his way and hid behind the Fixate mask.

The real Fixate and his army in comparison makes WRX, Moon Die, Zazeer. Tom Hanks, etc, etc, etc, all look like new born gerbils.

I approve of this, except replace WRX with Winnie the Pooh.

[Moderator Note: Edited per our rules on Rude and Insulting comments]

FMonk

FENGRUSH wrote: »

emma666 wrote: »

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Sounds like 2:1 odds to FENGRUSH. One should be able to overcome such odds if they intend to achieve greatness.


However, not all strive for, or expect to ever achieve greatness.

Rekt.

Tripwyr

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

The real Fixate and his army in comparison makes WRX, Moon Die, Zazeer. Tom Hanks, etc, etc, etc, all look like new born gerbils.

This. The only really competitive fights I've ever experienced were against Naw Sunrest on Bloodthorn and fixate on Wabbajack. Not to mention that Tsym and Gaiscioch were actually competitive zerg groups, unlike Anonymous Zerg Group and friends today.

Publius_Scipio

Yeah Fengrush and my biceps ran into each other at the Wayrest wayshrine few days ago. He stared and my biceps stared right back at him without so much as a single blink.

emma666

FENGRUSH wrote: »

emma666 wrote: »

''Anonymous Group - The zerg group'' You say while you have a 24man against our group that was probably half your size... I counted 10 of us. When we died there, we didnt feel ''REKT'', we felt properly zerged. GG

Sounds like 2:1 odds to FENGRUSH. One should be able to overcome such odds if they intend to achieve greatness.


However, not all strive for, or expect to ever achieve greatness.

Everyone wins and loses battles. All i did was call them out on calling my 10-man a zerg when they had more than double our numbers, i didn't think much of this battle other than ''Wow that's alot of DC'' but apparently this was an achievement for them, good for them *pats on back*

We actually had a GvG with LoM some weeks ago, and we won, 2/2 matches.

Perphection

Roselle wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Senior FLuffykins is the old DC leader from the wabbajack days. One of the most feared and brutal enemies of the blue back then was the red emperor Fixate and his red army. Something happened to Fluffykins where he ended up losing his mind and created a (to troll?) alt Lord Fixate. The real Fixate disappeared from the game (however recently people said they saw him back).

I always liked Fluffykins but was angered that he lost his way and hid behind the Fixate mask.

The real Fixate and his army in comparison makes WRX, Moon Die, Zazeer. Tom Hanks, etc, etc, etc, all look like new born gerbils.

I approve of this, except replace WRX with Winnie the Pooh.

[Moderator Note: Edited quote to match moderated version]

Roselle

Perphection wrote: »

Roselle wrote: »

Publius_Scipio wrote: »

Senior FLuffykins is the old DC leader from the wabbajack days. One of the most feared and brutal enemies of the blue back then was the red emperor Fixate and his red army. Something happened to Fluffykins where he ended up losing his mind and created a (to troll?) alt Lord Fixate. The real Fixate disappeared from the game (however recently people said they saw him back).

I always liked Fluffykins but was angered that he lost his way and hid behind the Fixate mask.

The real Fixate and his army in comparison makes WRX, Moon Die, Zazeer. Tom Hanks, etc, etc, etc, all look like new born gerbils.

I approve of this, except replace WRX with Winnie the Pooh.

LOOK AT THOR IN THIS VIDEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUYhPM1dkI0

[Moderator Note: Edited quote to match moderated version]

FluffiestOne

I believe @Publius_Scipio would respond to all of you something like this, " You just aren't flexing your biceps hard enough, ours are bigger. "