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Dear Mara, Can I Get a Divorce?

Addihul
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Dear Lady Mara,

I'm a bit ashamed to say that I ran headlong in to a relationship with a dashing Breton mere weeks after I started adventuring over a year ago. I made sweet Mara with my new mate, and we quested the lands of Glenumbra in wedded bliss for many weeks there after.

Alas, he has abandoned me. I haven't seen nor heard from him in 286 days and 12 hours. The ring I once held so dear, now pains me greatly to even look at. I made a trip to the bank many months ago to store what just looking at caused me anguish. I'm getting over him, ever so slowly.

Getting to the point, I want a divorce. I have absolutely no idea how to legally separate myself from my estranged spouse. I'm hurting, and I need closure. I am hoping to one day share my life again with another man who cares for and will support me.

Your loyal subject,
Pevara La'Roche

Non RP troll: How the heck can I get another ring? Got a buddy I wanna run a lowbie up with and we want to take advantage of the 10% xp bonus. Ktnx.
Pevara La'Roche - NA / DC - The Order of Mundus - http://orderofmundus.com
  • Gidorick
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    Just buy another pledge from the crown store. Right?
    Edited by Gidorick on June 10, 2015 10:47PM
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  • IcyDeadPeople
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    You can marry an unlimited number of spouses. No limit to the maximum number of pledges of Mara from the Crown store you can purchase.

    If you are wearing two different rings and grouped with both spouses, however, you don't receive double the XP bonus.
    Edited by IcyDeadPeople on June 10, 2015 9:15PM
  • lsneakl
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    You can marry an unlimited number of spouses. No limit to the maximum number of pledges of Mara from the Crown store you can purchase.

    If you are wearing two different rings and grouped with both spouses, however, you don't receive double the XP bonus.

    ZOS being politically correct, shaking head. haha
  • driosketch
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    You can buy an additional pledge in the crown store now.
    Main: Drio Azul ~ DC, Redguard, Healer/Magicka Templar ~ NA-PC
    ●The Psijic Order●The Sidekick Order●Great House Hlaalu●Bal-Busters●
  • SLy_Kyti
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    Head to your nearest crown store (also known as Jared's Tamriel). There you can peruse the various rings in the comfort of your Lady or Man cave. Upon selecting the ring that catches your eye, merely plunk down enough crowns to purchase a "pledge".
    This one suggests you first remove the offending reminder of days long past, love one's gone astray to DayZ or other nefarious dens of video game-inequity and....upon finding that place you once shared so blissfully, perhaps a favorite dungeon...do the dirty deed. To wit, destroy, yes right click and destroy the inventory sucking previous ring of Mara. This will not only free a slot but free you from wanton memories of past frolics in Tamriel as well as not confuse you when donning another ring.
    In fact, This one advises that you buy several Pledges of Mara as She has done. Yes, several. Travel Tamriel with a litany of grinders. A vast retinue of servants to your XP largess. Throw away the first and embrace the many that come after. Each of course coming with 10% more Xp than you could gain on your own.

    There in the garden lies the Shrine to Mara...waiting. Just like any good siege engine, equip the Pledge to your Q slot, hover (hovering is the fun part) hover over your intended mate and CLICK on them. Like any good F click in ESO, this interaction will bring you more enrichment than you had previously. Sign on the dotted line (in this case say Yes by clicking "x") that you willingly take the risks associated in hoping someone that you like is going to stay interested in ESO. Also that some idjit isn't hovering near and in your reticle...Your previous comments belie a troubled heart and previous pain herein. Then...only then...will you be lifted in a shimmery veil of light, spin delightfully around and be hooked...ummm...partnered.

    Disclaimer: This one does not guarantee your state of aroused XP will last forever. Nor be useful when not grouped or in separate errr-zones.Various statements made by the Maker Of Said Pledges have been vigorously tested and found to be just that..various...sometimes 10% sometimes One percent. Making the homily "your mileage may vary" more than apt for all things domestic and marriage related.

    May your Mara'ed bliss last until TES VI.
    Master Crafter: Almost all motifs
    GM~ Blades of Old Tamriel NA/AD
    Member~ NZAD
    Member~ Blades of Vengeance NA/AD
    -Tamriel College -Amazing Deals of Nirn-
  • Rust_in_Peace
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    The ring of mara was supposed to mean something. the crown store pledges are basically the protestant church of tamriel.
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