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WHOS PUMPED!?

burdocklightbringercub18_ESO
Come 12:01 Monday night, logging in and spreading the light of the Templars into the darkest corners of Tamriel - An EPIC blockbuster of a game (movie) where you will be blown through the back wall of the Lounge room (cinema). The struggle will continue, and I will be there, on the front lines, forever standing between evil and the innocent. Whos with me!?
  • animalchubs
    I don't know what I'm reading
  • Yinmaigao
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    I don't know what I'm reading

    Not the only one
  • Lord_Arkala
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    Templars? Light? Humph! Give this Nordic Dragonknight his sword and shield and I shall burn through darkness with my dragon flames without even spilling my ale!
  • Dru1076
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    Good to see someone keen for the fight. Go get 'em Burdock Lightbringer...with your attitude, the forces of naysaying darkness don't stand a chance.
    Ask not what your sweetroll can do for you....
  • olsborg
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    Is it that movie called templars or something?

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    PvP only
  • Moonshadow66
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    Didn't your mother tell you to keep your fingers away from Moonsugar and Skooma?
    Venus Ocean - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Gixia - Breton Sorceress VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Frances Demnevanni - Breton Dragonknight VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Raygee - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero
    Lady Olivieri - Breton Nightblade VR16, EP, Tamriel Hero | Donna Demnevanni - Breton Templar VR16, DC, Tamriel Hero
    Elaine Benes - Breton Templar VR16, EP | Ray McCluck - Breton Sorcerer VR16, EP
    Moonshadow Demnevanni - Dunmer Dragonknight Lvl 50, EP | Jamie Stacey - Redguard Templar Lvl 50, EP
    Caia Cosades - Imperial Nightblade, EP

  • P3ZZL3
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    Come 12:01 Monday night, logging in and spreading the light of the Templars into the darkest corners of Tamriel - An EPIC blockbuster of a game (movie) where you will be blown through the back wall of the Lounge room (cinema). The struggle will continue, and I will be there, on the front lines, forever standing between evil and the innocent. Whos with me!?

    The Reality:
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    CP561 Redguard | Jabsy Templar | Stamina Build
    CP561 Breton | Jesus Beam Templar | Magicka Build Forever!
    CP561 Naked Nord | Tanky DK | Stamigicka Build

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  • Phinix1
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  • nimander99
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    Im always pumped for more CHEESE and SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
  • Bouvin
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    If you're talking about playing ESO on the big tv.. you could have been doing this all along....
  • Egonieser
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    nimander99 wrote: »
    Im always pumped for more CHEESE and SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!

    Sometimes i dream about cheese.
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

    Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
    Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
    Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
    Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
    Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
    Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
    (CP 830+)

    PC - EU
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Come 12:01 Monday night, logging in and spreading the light of the Templars into the darkest corners of Tamriel - An EPIC blockbuster of a game (movie) where you will be blown through the back wall of the Lounge room (cinema). The struggle will continue, and I will be there, on the front lines, forever standing between evil and the innocent. Whos with me!?

    I'm assuming this will be your first MMORPG launch. Good luck with that.
  • bertenburnyb16_ESO
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    Oh the sweet innocence of console newbies, .... Giv it a couple months then come back
    Haze Ramoran Dunmer Dragonknight Tank/Dps – Smoked-Da-Herb Saxheel Templar Tank/Healer

    Red Diamond, Protect us 'til the end (EU EP Thorn)
  • coryevans_3b14_ESO
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    Oh the sweet innocence of console newbies, .... Giv it a couple months then come back

    LOL you said it better than I could
  • Egonieser
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    I just have this gut feeling that the console launch and in general will be a flop. I can't help it, but it's there...

    I'm braced for the forum floodgates of tears and moans (and maybe groans) to be opened. Not nearly enough testing (LIVE testing) has been done in my opinion. But hey, i hope i'm wrong.

    In the meantime, i'll just kick back and relax on my electric reclining sofa with cheese (hopefully stilton and lots of it) and mountain dew and play on my 50-incher at 80-120 FPS with full chat support and ultra settings with GemFX (thanks to whoever showed it to me) and few other dozen addons because.... Video games.. And..

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    Edited by Egonieser on June 6, 2015 12:43AM
    Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...

    Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
    Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
    Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
    Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
    Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
    (Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
    Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
    Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
    (CP 830+)

    PC - EU
  • Darlgon
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    This one feels a slight nauseating sameness of Monday being just like any other day.. Sorry.
    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • StaticWax
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    I'll be pumped with you OP.

    I wish nothing but joy for everyone.
  • DragonSamurai360
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    Bought a 1TB EXT Drive for my Xbox One in preperation for this momentus occasion, plus I got the game and all my inventory, bank, content, characters etc. All for $20.00, SO HECK YEAH I'M PUMPED AND READY TO DIE IN PVP AGAINST A VET PLAYER AT LEVEL 15 IN THE GLORY OF THE EIGHT DIVINES.
  • Lionxoft
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    Sorry but what's on Monday? The gaming hardware royalty doesn't get all the news of what happens down amongst the peasants. :wink:
  • burdocklightbringercub18_ESO
    Monday is the day before Launch on Consoles for Australians, as Monday the 8th, we tick over from 23:59 to 00:00 and start playing ESO.
  • DragonSamurai360
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    I hope it does not take too long to get my code on Monday PST USA time.
  • f047ys3v3n
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    I am not a betting man, but if I would put money on one off the following scenarios in Cyridiil.....

    1) The servers will be so unstable that Cyridiil will be unplayable and the new console players cry into their soup and try to return the game.

    2) A horde of 40 level 10 new console players in light armor try to take a keep only to knock down the inner wall and be faced with one V14 400 CP super badass who has been patiently waiting for them, runs out and wipes them all, tea bags, their corpses, is payed exactly one gabillion AP for it, and than buys the entire economy with the proceeds he gets from selling the blue bags he buys. He than posts it all on YouTube and the console players cry into their soup about balance or something.

    I would put the money on #1 though I would be far more amused by #2.
    I am currently worried for the future of ESO. Population seems like it is in free fall and the cancellation of the North America in-person gathering feels very much like pulling the plug. Kudos on fixing the in-game economy though. Clearly whatever gold shenanigans were happening the last couple years are fixed.
  • nimander99
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    f047ys3v3n wrote: »
    I am not a betting man, but if I would put money on one off the following scenarios in Cyridiil.....

    1) The servers will be so unstable that Cyridiil will be unplayable and the new console players cry into their soup and try to return the game.

    2) A horde of 40 level 10 new console players in light armor try to take a keep only to knock down the inner wall and be faced with one V14 400 CP super badass who has been patiently waiting for them, runs out and wipes them all, tea bags, their corpses, is payed exactly one gabillion AP for it, and than buys the entire economy with the proceeds he gets from selling the blue bags he buys. He than posts it all on YouTube and the console players cry into their soup about balance or something.

    I would put the money on #1 though I would be far more amused by #2.

    Oh god, I laughed my ass off when I read this, may this post never die!
    I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY

    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    ∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
    "Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
    "moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
    "MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
    "MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
    "MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
    "MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
    "MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
    "MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
    "MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
    "MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???

    Male, Dunmer, VR16, Templar, Aldmeri Dominion, Master Crafter & all Traits, CP450
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