The Hunt for Aldonius the 'Unkillable' 50k Challenge

RadioheadSh0t

The hunt is on...

All you have to do (DC and EP only) is kneel before Aldonius the Unkillable and recite:

"Mecca Lecca High, Mecca Hiney ***
You are the true Unkillable, the rest are forum trolls"

Happy Hunting Ladies and Gentlemen!

RadioheadSh0t

Auto-censor took out H to the O.

Come get your 50k.

izjiz

Nah.

Armitas

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

Auto-censor took out H to the O.

Come get your 50k.

I think its because ZOS hates Christmas. Likely due to its mistreatment of elves.

RadioheadSh0t

izjiz wrote: »

Nah.

I are the much best PVP player, you be should feeling many honors that Aldonius, the TRUE Unkillable, would be allowing you to kneel at the altar of his greatness.

SirAndy

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

I are the much best PVP player, you be should feeling many honors that Aldonius, the TRUE Unkillable, would be allowing you to kneel at the altar of his greatness.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence and i'm not just talking about syntax.

The_Drexill

I could have gotten the name wrong, but are you the Jesus beam spamming temp that died msny times last night with greater numbers around nikel snd ash?

RadioheadSh0t

The_Drexill wrote: »

I could have gotten the name wrong, but are you the Jesus beam spamming temp that died msny times last night with greater numbers around nikel snd ash?

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable never dies, so you must be making much mistake. Enemies are run in fear of my ability to hold RMB. The TRUE Unkillable have names and classes in signature.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable be having no need for Jesus Beam, he is the Jesus. ZOS is put Jesus Beam so that Templars may feel taste of Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable's greatness.

sKorcheD

SirAndy wrote: »

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

I are the much best PVP player, you be should feeling many honors that Aldonius, the TRUE Unkillable, would be allowing you to kneel at the altar of his greatness.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence and i'm not just talking about syntax.

He must be Catholic...

Valnas

Ghostbane

sKorcheD wrote: »

SirAndy wrote: »

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

I are the much best PVP player, you be should feeling many honors that Aldonius, the TRUE Unkillable, would be allowing you to kneel at the altar of his greatness.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence and i'm not just talking about syntax.

He must be Catholic...

Being addicted to cats is a serious illness and should not be made light of.

RadioheadSh0t

SirAndy wrote: »

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

I are the much best PVP player, you be should feeling many honors that Aldonius, the TRUE Unkillable, would be allowing you to kneel at the altar of his greatness.

There are so many things wrong with that sentence and i'm not just talking about syntax.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable be having no need for syntax, he crushes it like so many enemies.

Zuvanov

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Zuvanov

fail

Chesimac

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

Zuvanov

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

Winnamine

Zuvanov wrote: »

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

I believe the word is "satire."

RadioheadSh0t

Oh, Aldonius be feeling much betrayed that the beloved Winnamine would be suggesting such blasphemy that Aldonius is not TRUE Unkillable.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has much faith that Moderators would not allow much violations of so much Code of Conduct. Trolling be wrong, baiting be wrong, and spamming nonsensical posts with no real content be wrong. Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has much faith moderators will not allow much many nonsenses.

Aldonius has been told by much high sources that saying something is trolling is trolling and 'rude and insulting,' therefore much offense is made by calling this 'satire' and not taking it 100% much seriously. How much daring you be for making such rude and insulting accusations. REPORTED.

In NO WAY is Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable is trolling the moderators, to suggest so is 'rude and insulting.'

RadioheadSh0t

Zuvanov wrote: »

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable wants nothing more than making much name for himself. To suggest that Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable would ever make a troll thread is 'rude and insulting.' Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has learned that forums are much place for claiming so many greatnesses.

You will not be finding Youtube videos of Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable, therefore he must not be killable. Otherwise, if there were a bunch of YouTube videos of you dying, yet still claiming to be Unkillable; you look like an idiot.

Zuvanov

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable wants nothing more than making much name for himself. To suggest that Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable would ever make a troll thread is 'rude and insulting.' Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has learned that forums are much place for claiming so many greatnesses.

You will not be finding Youtube videos of Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable, therefore he must not be killable. Otherwise, if there were a bunch of YouTube videos of you dying, yet still claiming to be Unkillable; you look like an idiot.

I have yet to see a video where some elite 1vxer has killed me, yet I die all the time. Usually because I die to fat zergs or some 2 shotting noob that got me from suprise. That doesn't make me unkillable. I know you have the typical i'm so op sorc build with full nirn that just kites & stacks shields but its really nothing special at all. Upload a video to show some actual skilled play & maybe people will care. When/if I get back I will be recording so better watch out

Sacadon

Zuvanov wrote: »

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable wants nothing more than making much name for himself. To suggest that Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable would ever make a troll thread is 'rude and insulting.' Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has learned that forums are much place for claiming so many greatnesses.

You will not be finding Youtube videos of Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable, therefore he must not be killable. Otherwise, if there were a bunch of YouTube videos of you dying, yet still claiming to be Unkillable; you look like an idiot.

I have yet to see a video where some elite 1vxer has killed me, yet I die all the time. Usually because I die to fat zergs or some 2 shotting noob that got me from suprise. That doesn't make me unkillable. I know you have the typical i'm so op sorc build with full nirn that just kites & stacks shields but its really nothing special at all. Upload a video to show some actual skilled play & maybe people will care. When/if I get back I will be recording so better watch out

^^ Aldonius has a customer perhaps lol

RadioheadSh0t

Zuvanov wrote: »

RadioheadSh0t wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

Chesimac wrote: »

Zuvanov wrote: »

I've seen you die countless times hmm then again we all do. Hell I die all the time even though im on a break from this broken game. Not really sure why this forum was made but then again 50% of them are useless or cries for attention. And if anyone wants to get the 50k good luck because this guy is just another kiting sorc who can only kill people in slaughterfish

Hes making fun of sheliza, hes not serious lol

In a sense he's trying to but its more about getting his name out there I believe. Either way it's dumb.

Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable wants nothing more than making much name for himself. To suggest that Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable would ever make a troll thread is 'rude and insulting.' Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable has learned that forums are much place for claiming so many greatnesses.

You will not be finding Youtube videos of Aldonius the TRUE Unkillable, therefore he must not be killable. Otherwise, if there were a bunch of YouTube videos of you dying, yet still claiming to be Unkillable; you look like an idiot.

I have yet to see a video where some elite 1vxer has killed me, yet I die all the time. Usually because I die to fat zergs or some 2 shotting noob that got me from suprise. That doesn't make me unkillable. I know you have the typical i'm so op sorc build with full nirn that just kites & stacks shields but its really nothing special at all. Upload a video to show some actual skilled play & maybe people will care. When/if I get back I will be recording so better watch out

With much respects due, you are not understanding what it being take to be True Unkillable. The TRUE Unkllable never admits defeat, even in death, let me give you much lessons.

The only way the True Unkillable may die is if he lets the other player win or is not in full Unkillable build. If he dies, it is only so that so much inferior players be not feeling so much embarrassed.