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So Telel is thinking of streaming their mediocrity

Telel
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Recently this one had a request from a 'fan'. That request was to show off just how 'grand' Khajiit's self proclaimed awfulness truly is by way of streaming their many MANY deaths over the intah' woobs. This one thinks it would be a marvelous idea as it would finally disprove these myths that Telel knows what they are doing.

Now as Khajiit is a lazy Khajiit with no time for silly not Khajiit Khajiitness they are not to technically inclined nor prepared for this grandiose endeavor.

So does anyone have any tips for an amateur ESO vid star? Telel has OBS downloadwed, a twitch account, and something for diverting audio but any other tips are welcome.

@Sypher , @Ariana Kishi You both make these things look easy so maybe share some wisdom with this humble ignorant one?
Character: Telel
Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • FENGRUSH
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    Telel wrote: »
    Recently this one had a request from a 'fan'. That request was to show off just how 'grand' Khajiit's self proclaimed awfulness truly is by way of streaming their many MANY deaths over the intah' woobs. This one thinks it would be a marvelous idea as it would finally disprove these myths that Telel knows what they are doing.

    Now as Khajiit is a lazy Khajiit with no time for silly not Khajiit Khajiitness they are not to technically inclined nor prepared for this grandiose endeavor.

    So does anyone have any tips for an amateur ESO vid star? Telel has OBS downloadwed, a twitch account, and something for diverting audio but any other tips are welcome.

    @Sypher , @Ariana Kishi You both make these things look easy so maybe share some wisdom with this humble ignorant one?

    low cut v neck and a white board to write FENGRUSH on
  • Manoekin
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    Lots and lots of moon sugar.
  • Mako1132
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    FENGRUSH wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    Recently this one had a request from a 'fan'. That request was to show off just how 'grand' Khajiit's self proclaimed awfulness truly is by way of streaming their many MANY deaths over the intah' woobs. This one thinks it would be a marvelous idea as it would finally disprove these myths that Telel knows what they are doing.

    Now as Khajiit is a lazy Khajiit with no time for silly not Khajiit Khajiitness they are not to technically inclined nor prepared for this grandiose endeavor.

    So does anyone have any tips for an amateur ESO vid star? Telel has OBS downloadwed, a twitch account, and something for diverting audio but any other tips are welcome.

    @Sypher , @Ariana Kishi You both make these things look easy so maybe share some wisdom with this humble ignorant one?

    low cut v neck and a white board to write FENGRUSH on

    deep V
  • Sypher
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    Email me Sypherpk@gmail.com and I can help you set up your stream.
    DC Dragonknight 'Sypher - AD Nightblade Sypher Ali - AD Sorcerer Sypher Sensei - EP Sorcerer Sypharian - DC Templar Ali Sypher

    Youtube: www.youtube.com/SypherPK
    Twitch: www.twitch.tv/SypherPK
  • Telel
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    Email sent.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Telel
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    FENGRUSH wrote: »
    Telel wrote: »
    Recently this one had a request from a 'fan'. That request was to show off just how 'grand' Khajiit's self proclaimed awfulness truly is by way of streaming their many MANY deaths over the intah' woobs. This one thinks it would be a marvelous idea as it would finally disprove these myths that Telel knows what they are doing.

    Now as Khajiit is a lazy Khajiit with no time for silly not Khajiit Khajiitness they are not to technically inclined nor prepared for this grandiose endeavor.

    So does anyone have any tips for an amateur ESO vid star? Telel has OBS downloadwed, a twitch account, and something for diverting audio but any other tips are welcome.

    @Sypher , @Ariana Kishi You both make these things look easy so maybe share some wisdom with this humble ignorant one?

    low cut v neck and a white board to write FENGRUSH on

    Does Fengrush not take note that this may associate his name with greater failures than any he already knows? Certainly Khajiit would not wish to make such an individual responsible for any more such things than he already is.

    Unless of course such shifting of the blame of association keeps Telel from being harassed by those most impolite, and nosy guards. Hrmm...perhaps Telel will do this thing then...
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • JDar
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    As far as khajiit go, I think I've got you beat in the blooper reel department, but I am also too lazy to make videos. Good luck Telel.
  • JDar
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    Hey Telel sign up for the guild v guild!
  • Telel
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    JDar wrote: »
    Hey Telel sign up for the guild v guild!

    Guild Vs Guild? Is this the thing Fixate keeps trying to get Khajiit to get involved in?
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
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    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • Agrippa_Invisus
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    No running commentary in a Khajiti accent?

    This one is disappoint.
    Agrippa Invisus / Indominus / Inprimis / Inviolatus
    DragonKnight / Templar / Warden / Sorcerer - Vagabond
    Once a General, now a Citizen
    Former Emperor of Bloodthorn and Vivec
    For Sweetrolls! FOR FIMIAN!
  • Xendyn
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    No running commentary in a Khajiti accent?

    This one is disappoint.

    I think Men 'Do (sp) was probably the only one who could have pulled that off.

    Bravely done, Telel
    Lag is ruinin' my 'mershun!
    A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.
    There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance - Socrates
    Member of the Old Guard, keepers of the game's history

    PC/NA
  • Telel
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    Telel is considering it. But wants to make sure the pups will not mutiny from the sheer joy such a accent brings to the world.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • WRX
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    Xendyn wrote: »
    No running commentary in a Khajiti accent?

    This one is disappoint.

    I think Men 'Do (sp) was probably the only one who could have pulled that off.

    Bravely done, Telel

    Men'do is the man, and one and only eRPeror. I wish I could watch this though haha
    Edited by WRX on June 4, 2015 2:41AM
    Decibel GM

    GLUB GLUB
  • JDar
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    Great stream

    I was expecting comedy though
  • Telel
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    Telel is not funny. They simply make fun of silly peoples with no sense of humor and far to many sharp things they wish to poke into Telel's hide.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
  • MissBizz
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    *looks around*

    I DID fall into that darn PvP hole again.

    Watched a bit, wonderful quality and hope I can catch you earlier in your stream next time :)
    Lone Wolf HelpFor the solo players who know, sometimes you just need a hand.PC | NA | AD-DC-EP | Discord
  • Telel
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    Earlier is usually when the derp knight is let out to play on his random wandersins to enhance Telel's own status. Though you may also get some streams of Telel themself doing random things in random places such as today's guild skyshard run in craglorn.

    The PVP usually begins around 6PM CST and goes for three to six hours with a short break for food halfway through. Though if things are quiet on Azura's and we can't get onto guest servers we'll also do PVE bum rushes to help lower level folks get shards and dolmens.

    So if you like watching 16 people absoluty demolish cyrodiil's PVE content and scare anyone that's grinding in a dungeon then you may find those amusing.
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
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    Power level to CP160 in a week:
    Where is the end game? You just played it.
    Why don't I have 300+ skill points? Because you skipped content along the way.
    Where is new content? Sigh.
  • Telel
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    Yes. That about sums up the scroll farming at Altadoon. Which can be enjoyed repeatedly due to the archived broadcast now on Twitch. ^_^
    Character: Telel
    Class: Night Blade-Werewolf-viking-ninja-catgirl-mallet wielder
    Past times: Refusing to go full magika spec, hitting things with a big hammer, sniping, and speaking in khajiit
    Also: Gelel the Derp Knight, Altsel the streaker, and Filafel the temp temp.

    Khajiit has a twitch stream! https://twitch.tv/telel_khajiit feel free to come see how truly unskilled Telel is.
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