Where are the patch notes?

Atirez

SantieClaws

Soon-ish?

Maybe .....

Vaerth

This game likes to keep them hidden from us, lol

Faunter

The obligatory maintenance-day thread has appeared.

AzraelKrieg

Huzzah!

Weberda

No notes this time. Too many complaints every week about what wasn't changed.

NadiusMaximus

Just like all the others. No notes untill patch is done, so if patch screws something up, they can put it in the notes as a feature.

SantieClaws

Patch notes:

Due to demand from players we have changed the spots on the Senche Leopard.

Also due to player demand Bumnog the Orc will now wear less clothes

When you fire a bow it now goes pew pew pew because we thought this might be funny

King Emeric will now tell you all about the crown store every time you go in Wayrest Castle

Epona222

I am honestly confused as to why this thread pops up every week as soon as the server goes offline. Patch notes have never been available before near the end of maintenance (the only exceptions are if something has been on the PTS first), so why do people keep asking?

C0pp3rhead

Keron

Epona222 wrote: »

I am honestly confused as to why this thread pops up every week as soon as the server goes offline. Patch notes have never been available before near the end of maintenance (the only exceptions are if something has been on the PTS first), so why do people keep asking?

There's this strange concept of "running gag". Maybe this is supposed to be an iteration of that. Someone tell everyone, this is no funnies, though.

Also: just for Gina's "Meme of the Month".

Snoopsy

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Patch notes:

Due to demand from players we have changed the spots on the Senche Leopard.

Also due to player demand Bumnog the Orc will now wear less clothes

When you fire a bow it now goes pew pew pew because we thought this might be funny

King Emeric will now tell you all about the crown store every time you go in Wayrest Castle

Took all my willpower to keep from bursting out laughing in Biology.

SantieClaws

Then truly I have not lived in vain today

Atirez

Epona222 wrote: »

I am honestly confused as to why this thread pops up every week as soon as the server goes offline. Patch notes have never been available before near the end of maintenance (the only exceptions are if something has been on the PTS first), so why do people keep asking?

Makes a change from every fix this, it's all broken post doesn't it?

Weberda

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Patch notes:

Due to demand from players we have changed the spots on the Senche Leopard.

Also due to player demand Bumnog the Orc will now wear less clothes

When you fire a bow it now goes pew pew pew because we thought this might be funny

King Emeric will now tell you all about the crown store every time you go in Wayrest Castle

I think points 1, 3, and 4 are definite possibilities. I know you were trying to be funny @wenxue2222b16_ESO but considering all the "noise" over the crown store stuff I could see things like those happening. Don't know if ZOS would be brave enough to note it in writing in the patch notes though. Not sure about the Orc thing as that might be a little over the top.

AngryNord

I hid them under my bed.

Sinbaar

Bc1151

Just got gta V for PC, plan to use the empty nothingness in my life when ESO is down to try it out for the first time. lol.

Romo

Epona222 wrote: »

I am honestly confused as to why this thread pops up every week as soon as the server goes offline. Patch notes have never been available before near the end of maintenance (the only exceptions are if something has been on the PTS first), so why do people keep asking?

A sense of humor is REQUIRED to read and post in this thread.

I'm honestly confused as to why some folks continue with the thread bashing, every time there is maintenance notes thread, as soon as it is posted?

MissBizz

wenxue2222b16_ESO wrote: »

Patch notes:

Due to demand from players we have changed the spots on the Senche Leopard.

Also due to player demand Bumnog the Orc will now wear less clothes

When you fire a bow it now goes pew pew pew because we thought this might be funny

King Emeric will now tell you all about the crown store every time you go in Wayrest Castle

Oooh, I would laugh if something like that changed.. for like a week. Before it was not funny anymore lol

RedTalon

You should know by now they go up right before servers do typically, sometimes after so sit down and take it easy

Bc1151

I think I just bought a 60 dollar zip bomb

onlinegamer1

Bc1151

MRW I'm letting my dog out at 3:32am every third Tuesday of the month and I see Batman masturbating in my neighbors sprinklers.

(this is a huge joke on imgur, if you spend time there you will know it)

NewBlacksmurf

Every week...same post...same answer since 2013

MissBizz

Disclaimer: Anyone who regularly participes in this weekly thread is WELL aware the patch notes do not go up before the server goes offline for maintenance, and rarely before the server even goes back up. We are here to laugh, joke, share meme's and generally have a good time and forum bond while the server is down. There is no reason to tell us the patch notes won't come any quicker because of this...

Bc1151

Meanwhile at the desk of a ZOS employee, watching us cry out for the notes

AzraelKrieg

NewBlacksmurf wrote: »

Every week...same post...same answer since 2013

MissBizz

So, in this general chit chat thread...

Does it drive anyone else crazy that we WALK slower than we SNEAK?

Seriously.. toggle on walk and it's more like a crawling pace.. sneak around and it's like you're walking.

I get it's probably because people sneaking in combat wouldn't want to be THAT slow.. but it's weird. 0.o lol

AzraelKrieg

If we're discussing odd movement speeds, there are some zombies in Cyrodiil that move a little too quickly.

MissBizz

AzraelKrieg wrote: »

If we're discussing odd movement speeds, there are some zombies in Cyrodiil that move a little too quickly.

...THE PLAGUE IS COMING @AzraelKrieg