How to Blame Sorcs

Teargrants

Writing out cohesive arguments takes effort, in this modern age of nerf crying who has the time for that? Since so many like to complain about things, I thought I'd help make it easier for you all by compiling it in meme form. Next time you want to call for sorc nerfs, why not just post one of these?






My work here is done.

Iyas

maybe more like this:

i cant oneshot enemies anymore so i cry about nirnhoned?

Laerwen

You just won the internet. Here, have an awesome.

k2blader

Excellent and clearly well thought out arguments all.

In before first NB!

Iyas

k2blader wrote: »

Excellent and clearly well thought out arguments all.

In before first NB!

haha too late

k2blader

Iyas wrote: »

k2blader wrote: »

Excellent and clearly well thought out arguments all.

In before first NB!

haha too late

Aww man, I blame lag. And sorcs. ;-)

Cody

DAMAGE SHIELDS

/sets up trap for Ezareth

Ezareth

Teargrants wrote: »

Writing out cohesive arguments takes effort, in this modern age of nerf crying who has the time for that? Since so many like to complain about things, I thought I'd help make it easier for you all by compiling it in meme form. Next time you want to call for sorc nerfs, why not just post one of these?
My work here is done.

I too have found that rational debate with the people on these forums is a giant waste of time. You can completely counter everything someone says with a well thought and accurate argument and they just come back at you with the same thing as if you hadn't said a thing.

Then there are the "exaggerators"....we all know who those guys are.

Iyas wrote: »

maybe more like this:

i cant oneshot enemies anymore so i cry about nirnhoned?

Cody

Im amazed you have not been suspended for the spider man pics. lol.

the moderators had a huge hate for spider man back in the day

Ezareth

Cody wrote: »

Im amazed you have not been suspended for the spider man pics. lol.

the moderators had a huge hate for spider man back in the day

I think I was the target of the most notorious spider man barrage that ended with 2 or 3 others banned. The difference is my Spider man pics aren't obscene and really get to the root of complex issues that are otherwise difficult to understand for their intended targets. Spiderman just has a way of getting the point across.

pugyourself

Teargrants wrote: »

Writing out cohesive arguments takes effort, in this modern age of nerf crying who has the time for that? Since so many like to complain about things, I thought I'd help make it easier for you all by compiling it in meme form. Next time you want to call for sorc nerfs, why not just post one of these?






My work here is done.

These are great.

Zhoyzu

Best thread

Xael

kokoandshinb14a_ESO

Cody wrote: »

DAMAGE SHIELDS

/sets up trap for Ezareth

Lets get this straight

Its ABSORBER

damage shieds reflects damage back per hit

So things like eq1 shield of thorns or that dk spikey thing they activate

Cody

kokoandshinb14a_ESO wrote: »

Cody wrote: »

DAMAGE SHIELDS

/sets up trap for Ezareth

Lets get this straight

Its ABSORBER

damage shieds reflects damage back per hit

So things like eq1 shield of thorns or that dk spikey thing they activate

whatever its called.

I need to get a venom suit so Ezareth cant find me with his OP spider sense.

spider man OP.

#nerfspiderman

rfennell_ESO

I can think of some others, obviously pick a picture for them or something...

-I couldn't avoid those slow moving white things while turning with my keyboard!!!

-What do you mean those glowing orbs that appear out of nowhere signify a sorcerer is present?

-I thought that OP caster(plz nerf) was doing some sort of complicated and lengthy sign language for 1 second and then a slow moving purple thing hit me and I died (plz nerf).

-I was hitting wrecking blow and the guy moved and then cast a spell on me NERF NOW PLZ

-I used my dark cloak so I could spam wrecking blow again and that sorcerer dude went into lightning form and stood near me and broke my invisibility, so I hit wrecking blow and it didn't kill him (shield plz nerf) and tried using dark cloak again and he stood on me again and broke my invis, this time he cast a spell and I died (ZOS PLZ NERF). PS PLZ NERF LIGHTNING FORM BREAKING STEALTH.

My favorite: ZOS PLZ NERF sorcerer cast two spells on me that did no damage then cast a crystal frag and it hit me and then I blew up PLZ NERF NOW.

Bahalul

SafiyerAmitora

Bahalul wrote: »

Or Wrecking Blow.

Ara_Valleria

This thread is just overflowing with genius !! All of you !! Have a +awesome !!

Jitterbug

To Blame a Sorcingbird

Yolokin_Swagonborn

Forestd16b14_ESO

You do know it's not sorc problem but shield stacking right? Take that away and they'll all be crying for buffs with in minutes. How ever I won't object to a streak nerf. Learn to take your death instead of streaking away like cowards.

Gorthax

@Ezareth and everyone else. This thread is the perfect place for my video I just made :P It happend today (4/19/2015) in chillrend. This is what happens when you outplay someone as a sorc and they keep coming back........check my signature for the video for the results with my Curse Mark Assault build for sorcs

Teargrants

Forestd16b14_ESO wrote: »

You do know it's not sorc problem but shield stacking right? Take that away and they'll all be crying for buffs with in minutes. How ever I won't object to a streak nerf. Learn to take your death instead of streaking away like cowards.

^ Enter Exhibit A. My state of the art poster/meme match making machine has found you the perfect match.

Thank you for using my service.

Kas

how to be successful in eso:

1. play the class that has the best ways to choose wich fight to pick
2. complain that you don't have the strongest fighting capabilities on top of that
3. keep complaining
4. cry a lot
5. get buffed a TON
6. start defending very vocally, find new things to attack / blame (nirnhoned)
7. make tons of 1vX videos without a single interrupt, bash, well-times dodge, skill cancel by dodge/bash/weapon swap
8. tell other to learn to play...

Bahalul

Lava_Croft

Same discussion, different class, different people, same amount of ***.

At least Dragon Knights always died in the end.

AltusVenifus

Bahalul wrote: »

LOL... 8 second CC immunity... you sir are a lemur if you believe that is a valid tactic...

xMovingTarget

Dank memes! @teargrants

Gorthax

Kas wrote: »

how to be successful in eso:

1. play the class that has the best ways to choose wich fight to pick
2. complain that you don't have the strongest fighting capabilities on top of that
3. keep complaining
4. cry a lot
5. get buffed a TON
6. start defending very vocally, find new things to attack / blame (nirnhoned)
7. make tons of 1vX videos without a single interrupt, bash, well-times dodge, skill cancel by dodge/bash/weapon swap
8. tell other to learn to play...

apparently you need to watch more videos of people playing it then. play more ='s get better, qq less ='s get better :P I have been playing Sorc since day 1. Launch sorcs were sooooooo much worse than what they are now and people still QQ. The best part, I have never once played a cookie cutter sorc build. Once that "ignition sorc" build came out (one of my old builds) I stopped playing it and did something else (which is my new build curse mark assault). Just playing a sorc doesnt make you good. I kill sorcs everyday trying to play the cookie cutter crap. Doesnt work for them.

Knowing HOW to play the sorc makes you good and THAT is the result of all the QQ we have here today. Good sorcs making people angry.

Kas

Gorthax wrote: »

Kas wrote: »

how to be successful in eso:

1. play the class that has the best ways to choose wich fight to pick
2. complain that you don't have the strongest fighting capabilities on top of that
3. keep complaining
4. cry a lot
5. get buffed a TON
6. start defending very vocally, find new things to attack / blame (nirnhoned)
7. make tons of 1vX videos without a single interrupt, bash, well-times dodge, skill cancel by dodge/bash/weapon swap
8. tell other to learn to play...

apparently you need to watch more videos of people playing it then. play more ='s get better, qq less ='s get better :P I have been playing Sorc since day 1. Launch sorcs were sooooooo much worse than what they are now and people still QQ. The best part, I have never once played a cookie cutter sorc build. Once that "ignition sorc" build came out (one of my old builds) I stopped playing it and did something else (which is my new build curse mark assault). Just playing a sorc doesnt make you good. I kill sorcs everyday trying to play the cookie cutter crap. Doesnt work for them.

Knowing HOW to play the sorc makes you good and THAT is the result of all the QQ we have here today. Good sorcs making people angry.

no idea who you are, but i guess i could easily 1v1 you playing my sorc. probably even on my templar.
any chance you're EU non-AD? let's find out tonight