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I think we need to start offering some basic First Aid classes.

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I came across a bosmer trying to do CPR on a guy's foot. Sure, he gets points for trying, I suppose, but I have a feeling he's not the smartest mer in the village.
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Runed Claws- Khajiit Stam Dragonknight (DC) ~The Tank
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  • firstdecan
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    Are you sure that's CPR? It could be a bosmer spa, and he's giving her a pedicure.
  • Runefell
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    He was thumping down with his fist pretty hard. Hate to see what kind of pedicure involved that.
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    Runed Claws- Khajiit Stam Dragonknight (DC) ~The Tank
    Rain Fell- Argonian Mag Templar (EP)~ The Healer
    Dragon Talon- Bosmer Stam Nightblade (AD) ~ The DPS



  • Gidorick
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    It's common knowledge that Bosmer are foot fetishists.
    Edited by Gidorick on April 5, 2015 12:42AM
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  • runagate
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    It's common knowledge that Bosmer are foot fetishists.

    Inasmuch as when they eat you, they start with the feet. They save the best for last: brains.
  • Skayaq
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    It's a bosmer, far more likely he was trying to tenderize the meat rather than perform CPR.
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  • Arunei
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    I've seen this in another place before. I spent a few minutes watching and thinking, "Lady, you're, er, you're doing it wrong..." and the best part is she wasn't even near the guy, she was like a good two or three feet away XD.
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    Lirawyn Calatare: Altmer Magplar Healer - Traveling performer and bard who's 101% vanilla bean
    Gondryn Beldeau: Breton Tankplar - Sarah's Mages Guild mentor and certified badass old person
    Gwendolyn Jenelle: Breton Magplar Healer - Friendly healer with a coffee addiction
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    Tevril Rallenar: Dunmer Stamcro DPS - Delthor's "special" younger brother who raises small animals as friends
    Celeroth Calatare: Bosmer <insert role here> - Shapeshifting Bosmer with enough sass to fill Valenwood

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  • LIQUID741
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    Could be a foot fetish kinda thing as well...just sayin.
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  • CaptainObvious
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    Also need to teach some vampires where the neck is... Specifically some of the Rivenspire ones.
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