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Panda Presents - Seal Clubbing

Panda244
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Clubbing some seals, and idiots in Cyrodiil... Not to say they were all bad players, specifically Subtomik at the end, who requested I add that clip, and the NB in the first clip actually came back while I was slotting Cinder Storm and got me. Most of the Seal Clubbing in this video is shown when I'm at Arrius Mine, alone, farming AP off of silly people, wanna say I logged on and made around 35k AP in less than 20min then I got back on around 11pm midnight and dropped oil on EP as they capped Sejanus, 7 kills, did it again at Drakelowe, 18 kills... EP puggles man... Almost as stupid as AD. Enjoy!



Aspect Ratio is goofed because I recorded it on my wife's toaster, need to hook up my 32in but I'm lazy AF so.... Deal with it.
Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

#FreeZazeer
#FreeGooey
#FreeAsgari
#FreeAoE
#FreeSubtomik
#FreeMBF

Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • sKorcheD
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    Nice video mate.
    Larrdok - Pact
    Filthy Barbarian
  • Roechacca
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    If I watch this N there's no Seals I'm gonna throw a tantrum ..
  • TheBucket
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    Ive got you a few times. That was a good fight though.. i was really just trying to knock you off the bridge lol.

    William Reignes
    Magic Nightblade - Rogue Bomber
    Creator of Thirsty Thief Build (Retired 1.5)
  • Panda244
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    TheBucket wrote: »
    Ive got you a few times. That was a good fight though.. i was really just trying to knock you off the bridge lol.

    Yea, when you reflected that destructive touch back at you I expected to see a corpse down in the river, my reaction was so bad when I actually walked into to you...

    @Roechacca i-love-clubbing-baby-seals.png Just for you bb.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Roechacca
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Ive got you a few times. That was a good fight though.. i was really just trying to knock you off the bridge lol.

    Yea, when you reflected that destructive touch back at you I expected to see a corpse down in the river, my reaction was so bad when I actually walked into to you...

    @Roechacca i-love-clubbing-baby-seals.png Just for you bb.

    There's no real seals are there ? :frowning:
  • Panda244
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    Roechacca wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Ive got you a few times. That was a good fight though.. i was really just trying to knock you off the bridge lol.

    Yea, when you reflected that destructive touch back at you I expected to see a corpse down in the river, my reaction was so bad when I actually walked into to you...

    @Roechacca i-love-clubbing-baby-seals.png Just for you bb.

    There's no real seals are there ? :frowning:

    EP Pugs are Seals Roe... :sweat_smile:

    You just gotta believeeeeeeee
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Cody
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    muhahahahahahahaha!
  • Cody
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    i ought to tag along for one of those and take a shot at you.

    heck may as well; you are more fun than most to fight.

    if only i had a self heal...

    Edited by Cody on March 31, 2015 10:13PM
  • Cody
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    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D
  • TheBucket
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    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.
    William Reignes
    Magic Nightblade - Rogue Bomber
    Creator of Thirsty Thief Build (Retired 1.5)
  • Panda244
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    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    Yeah this, I got shrecked by the blue NB gank squad running back and forth, me and Rolroth then bumped into Arcane Karstyll and Elegy and just called it quits, Sorcerers are too damned annoying to fight with only two people.
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    Yeah Viny dropped Healing Ward on me a few times during the fight outside Roebeck, 2H is just so broken right now you need someone dropping heals on you or you're going to burn through the magic healing and not fighting.
    Edited by Panda244 on March 31, 2015 10:46PM
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Zhoyzu
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    Panda244 wrote: »

    Aspect Ratio is goofed because I recorded it on my wife's toaster, need to hook up my 32in but I'm lazy AF so.... Deal with it.

    Dealt
    Zhoyzu - Nightblade Alchemist (v15) RETIRED
    Has-No-Heart - Templar Enchanter (v4) FUBAR
    Ambadassador - Dragon knight (v1) Naked with no future (returned from the naked realm to tank PvE)
    Sakis Tolis - Sorceror (v10 in progress) Living Legend!

    Xuhl'Xotuun - Warden Current Main as im starting the game over essentially with this character aside from crafting.

    Creator of Khajiit fall dmg reduction racial passive concept.

  • Eglath
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    NIce vid and very good music, although I spend most of the time watching myself (when I was in) instead of you... Sorry... Have a cookie :)
    Vinyamar - AD vr14 sorc RANK: 30
    RAGE Core
    Abandoned Legion Officer
  • Panda244
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    Eglath wrote: »
    NIce vid and very good music, although I spend most of the time watching myself (when I was in) instead of you... Sorry... Have a cookie :)

    You weren't even in the frame half the time, you twit... But thanks, yeah towards the end right before I groped Subtomik all sexual like I dragged the NB into your mines, worked well enough.. I survived xD
    Zhoyzu wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »

    Aspect Ratio is goofed because I recorded it on my wife's toaster, need to hook up my 32in but I'm lazy AF so.... Deal with it.

    Dealt

    :cookie:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • TheBucket
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    Oh. And also like to add. On my screen I actually fell off that ledge in the beginning. It was wierd because i was at the bottom and 3 seconds later was back on top. Like the client disnt know where i should be lol
    William Reignes
    Magic Nightblade - Rogue Bomber
    Creator of Thirsty Thief Build (Retired 1.5)
  • Panda244
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    TheBucket wrote: »
    Oh. And also like to add. On my screen I actually fell off that ledge in the beginning. It was wierd because i was at the bottom and 3 seconds later was back on top. Like the client disnt know where i should be lol

    It's because my OP DK hacks wanted to kill you so bad they rolledback your client a few seconds so you'd stay ontop of the bridge :wink:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Cody
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    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?
  • TheBucket
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    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?

    The only campaign that doesnt lag. AZURA

    William Reignes
    Magic Nightblade - Rogue Bomber
    Creator of Thirsty Thief Build (Retired 1.5)
  • Cody
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    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?

    The only campaign that doesnt lag. AZURA

    im going to have to go there then and kill panda a few times.

    I will get him somehow. My lack of damage shields and self heals be danged.
  • Panda244
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    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?

    The only campaign that doesnt lag. AZURA

    im going to have to go there then and kill panda a few times.

    I will get him somehow. My lack of damage shields and self heals be danged.

    @Cody Nah, I run Detect potions now so even if NBs do kill me they can't repeatedly dodge my ***, so I'll probably kill a few of them first. As far as my NB goes... I've started playing her again and if you catch me just be warned, got a 13k crit from concealed weapon earlier! :sunglasses:

    @TheBucket we need to meet again you and I... Now that I run detect pots we'll see who can take the most damage outright, with no sneaky sneaky gank gank crap separating us! >_>
    Edited by Panda244 on April 1, 2015 2:47AM
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Cody
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?

    The only campaign that doesnt lag. AZURA

    im going to have to go there then and kill panda a few times.

    I will get him somehow. My lack of damage shields and self heals be danged.

    @Cody Nah, I run Detect potions now so even if NBs do kill me they can't repeatedly dodge my ***, so I'll probably kill a few of them first. As far as my NB goes... I've started playing her again and if you catch me just be warned, got a 13k crit from concealed weapon earlier! :sunglasses:

    @TheBucket we need to meet again you and I... Now that I run detect pots we'll see who can take the most damage outright, with no sneaky sneaky gank gank crap separating us! >_>

    i never use cloak as a dodge tool, so ill be good:)
  • Panda244
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    Cody wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    TheBucket wrote: »
    Cody wrote: »
    at the end I was like "dont die panda!!! do not die!!!"

    then I was happy when you did not:) I dont want anyone else but me killing you:D

    To late for that. He died like 20 times last night while Myself, Vice, and Sumapwr were farming Sejanus. Not his fault the people with him were terrible though lol.

    no!!!!! why was i not there?????

    which campaign was this?

    The only campaign that doesnt lag. AZURA

    im going to have to go there then and kill panda a few times.

    I will get him somehow. My lack of damage shields and self heals be danged.

    @Cody Nah, I run Detect potions now so even if NBs do kill me they can't repeatedly dodge my ***, so I'll probably kill a few of them first. As far as my NB goes... I've started playing her again and if you catch me just be warned, got a 13k crit from concealed weapon earlier! :sunglasses:

    @TheBucket we need to meet again you and I... Now that I run detect pots we'll see who can take the most damage outright, with no sneaky sneaky gank gank crap separating us! >_>

    i never use cloak as a dodge tool, so ill be good:)

    Then you shall die Cody. You shall die :wink:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Eglath
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    Now to wait for second part, with Nutella :)
    Vinyamar - AD vr14 sorc RANK: 30
    RAGE Core
    Abandoned Legion Officer
  • Panda244
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    Eglath wrote: »
    Now to wait for second part, with Nutella :)

    I dunno, I've been playing her recently but her build really isn't setup to kill people. If I ever did get a video of her it'd prolly be like Sypher's with A LOT of kiting and zipping around with maybe three or four kills throughout the video lol. She isn't a burstblade, she's a grope your ass and run away blade. :wink:

    Had some fun in Arrius and KC on haderus earlier, started a manhunt for me in both keeps and they couldn't find me.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Turtl3Lov3
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    Edited by Turtl3Lov3 on December 22, 2015 7:09PM
  • OdinForge
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    Turtl3
    The Age of Wrobel.
  • Turtl3Lov3
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    OdinForge wrote: »
    Turtl3

    Yes Oodin?
  • Zavus
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    Waiting for the video of 7 of you farming EP with the scroll at arrius for an hour.


    -Meth
    Zavus - Worst NB NA / First NB RANK 50
    "Most carried General NA" - Cent Satori

    Haxus

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