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Dear Zenimax, give us the Goat Pet

MagnusAfBorgen
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On the 29th of March, 2015, it was made apparent by a group of individuals, following the Motif Book Zone Chat Wars, that there should, by nearest possible time, be made a Pet Goat available. As quest reward or crown store price does not matter, the matter is the goat.

Thank you <3
Edited by MagnusAfBorgen on March 29, 2015 10:53PM
"I saw a mudcrab the other day"
  • Iago
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    I want a goat pet so I can make it live in the back of my pickup truck.
    That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

    -Thomas Pain

  • skarvika
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    Goat or unsub
    QQing is a full time job
  • Iago
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    Iago wrote: »
    I want a goat pet so I can make it live in the back of my pickup truck.

    Ill tie it tgere with a three foot rope and it can be happy I don't give a. ...
    That which we obtain to cheap we esteem to lightly, it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

    -Thomas Pain

  • pecheckler
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    Edited by pecheckler on March 29, 2015 11:23PM
    End the tedious inventory management game.
  • Roechacca
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    The Scotsman in me requests Sheep .
  • Naor_Sarethi
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    The one "dear ZOS" thread that they will probably answer, cause it doesn't involve a *real* problem and can be fixed with a goat. gz.
  • Hypertionb14_ESO
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    I play every class in every situation. I love them all.
  • Roechacca
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    Maybe if we release Goats in Cyrodiil they'll eat all the wavy grass animations an cut down on lag ? We already know the Torchbugs were causing lag so it's time to mow the greens .
  • Gidorick
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    Way to demand instead of asking politely.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Wolfenbelle
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    Oh heck yeah!!! I love goats and would really enjoy having one as a pet in the game.
  • Roechacca
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Way to demand instead of asking politely.

    NOU !!!!

    http://youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU
  • Gidorick
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    Ok... screaming goats would be kind of awesome.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • Roechacca
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Ok... screaming goats would be kind of awesome.

    N frog too

    http://youtu.be/3qwU1LQZA5g
  • folklore
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    I'd love a cute little goat!
    Edited by folklore on March 30, 2015 1:46AM
    DERPCHU@TWITCH
    POCKY | SORCERER | VR5 | ALDMERI
    FOLKLORE | NIGHTBLADE | VR5 | EBONHEART
    COOKIE | TEMPLAR | ?? | EBONHEART
  • Horrum
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    Please no. Dolmens already do not stand a chance :(

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  • Vandril
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    I WANNA PONY!

    ZENIMAX! BUY ME A PONY!

    ...oh, wait.
    Edited by Vandril on March 30, 2015 6:31AM
  • Knootewoot
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    I want a betty Netch pet please. Or Cliff Racer.
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    "I am a nightblade. Blending the disciplines of the stealthy agent and subtle wizard, I move unseen and undetected, foil locks and traps, and teleport to safety when threatened, or strike like a viper from ambush. The College of Illusion hides me and fuddles or pacifies my opponents. The College of Mysticism detects my object, reflects and dispels enemy spells, and makes good my escape. The key to a nightblade's success is avoidance, by spell or by stealth; with these skills, all things are possible."
  • Gidorick
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    Knootewoot wrote: »
    I want a betty Netch pet please. Or Cliff Racer.

    I was really expecting to get a netch with the stuffed netch. :disappointed:
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
  • WhimsyDragon
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    I want a baby goat. Also a real piglet (the con version is quite large!) And a turtle. Where are all the turtles!?
  • deleted221205-002626
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    Should be a goat mount IMO!!
  • Danikat
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    Now I'm confused. If I didn't know better I'd think everyone in this thread is from my GW2 guild, but they said they didn't play ESO.

    There can't be that many goat fanatics in MMOs can there?
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • MagnusAfBorgen
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    Danikat wrote: »

    There can't be that many goat fanatics in MMOs can there?

    Goat is a way of life xD


    "I saw a mudcrab the other day"
  • KazooZoo
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    As the Goat Priestess of the newly formed Order of the Goat guild, I fully support the creation of the goat pet. We, our members, want a pet representing our deity Mother Bah.

    Theadore Damine Anáya.
    ALL HAIL MOTHER BAH!
  • civilizedsavage
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    GOATS PLZ!

    I have RP reasons that I don't wish to discuss, but I'd buy one.

    Also, fainting goats are the best, so I'll just leave this here:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnVv0RkiG4U
    Guild Leader | The Ashen Hand
  • MasterSpatula
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    Beware. Someone at ZOS might misunderstand and think you want a goatse pet.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • civilizedsavage
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    I had to google that deffinition. It disturbs me that you even posted that.
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  • MornaBaine
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    Get yer goat!
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • MornaBaine
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    Beware. Someone at ZOS might misunderstand and think you want a goatse pet.

    I googled it. I hate you.
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

  • jlxsolutionseb17_ESO
    A video showing a ZOS dev trying to convince the goat to model for them
    https://youtu.be/Dp0Bt2cbcc8
  • TheRealDoc
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    Yes!

    Also, when it idles, it has to try to eat anything in range and head butt other players/NPC's and monsters when I stand still for longer than a minute and it gets bored!
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