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Panda244
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An update for those of you that care to have me back in game so you can stab me, and I can laugh hysterically as I fall over and start drowning in a pool of my own blood. I got my new computer five days ago, got the monitor yesterday. Downloaded a few necessities before ESO, then downloaded ESO. This bipolar download is well. Bipolar. It's reset four times since then, and is currently at.... 2%. See you guys next month. :cry:

Also been debating on whether I want to switch to Chillrend when I get back, or just start a new EP Templar and hump @vortexman11 all day as I heal him. Oh, and spam Jesus Beam, can't forget Jesus Beam.
Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

#FreeZazeer
#FreeGooey
#FreeAsgari
#FreeAoE
#FreeSubtomik
#FreeMBF

Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • thelordoffelines
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    No. No. No. You can't hump @vortexman11 he's mine.
  • Panda244
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    No. No. No. You can't hump @vortexman11 he's mine.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WO0mirjlQ

    Bith he mine!
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Psilent
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    An update for those of you that care to have me back in game so you can stab me, and I can laugh hysterically as I fall over and start drowning in a pool of my own blood. I got my new computer five days ago, got the monitor yesterday. Downloaded a few necessities before ESO, then downloaded ESO. This bipolar download is well. Bipolar. It's reset four times since then, and is currently at.... 2%. See you guys next month. :cry:

    Also been debating on whether I want to switch to Chillrend when I get back, or just start a new EP Templar and hump @vortexman11 all day as I heal him. Oh, and spam Jesus Beam, can't forget Jesus Beam.

    No love for your #1 fan? :( Ask Swampy when you get back, he'll tell you exactly how many times I brought your name up to him. :D

  • Cody
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    Give me about 3 months to get this new character up and running and i will kill you a few times:)

    but wait... you will be EP??? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    /cry
  • Panda244
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    Psilent wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    An update for those of you that care to have me back in game so you can stab me, and I can laugh hysterically as I fall over and start drowning in a pool of my own blood. I got my new computer five days ago, got the monitor yesterday. Downloaded a few necessities before ESO, then downloaded ESO. This bipolar download is well. Bipolar. It's reset four times since then, and is currently at.... 2%. See you guys next month. :cry:

    Also been debating on whether I want to switch to Chillrend when I get back, or just start a new EP Templar and hump @vortexman11 all day as I heal him. Oh, and spam Jesus Beam, can't forget Jesus Beam.

    No love for your #1 fan? :( Ask Swampy when you get back, he'll tell you exactly how many times I brought your name up to him. :D

    Swampy isn't my fan he's my telepathic brother... There's a huge difference, one I love, the other I bromance. I think you can pick which one is which. :wink:
    Cody wrote: »
    Give me about 3 months to get this new character up and running and i will kill you a few times:)

    but wait... you will be EP??? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    /cry

    Dunno if I'll go EP, I want to make a Templar and I can't grind through the AD zones a third time without leaving ESO for a few months after to attend physical therapy for my fingers, and then rehab for caffeine abuse, and then see my shrink for all the mental illnesses I'd be diagnosed with.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Armitas
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    Chillrend is awesome right now. Definitely get there somehow.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
  • DoctorSwampy
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    Psilent wrote: »
    No love for your #1 fan? :( Ask Swampy when you get back, he'll tell you exactly how many times I brought your name up to him. :D
    ^ This mother lover mentions you almost every day I talk to him. He is by far your #1 fangirl. I can hear the fanfiction from a mile away.
    Armitas wrote: »
    Chillrend is awesome right now. Definitely get there somehow.
    First, sup Armitas? We talked briefly at one point so I figured I'd say "Sup".
    Second, yes, it is fun. It's becoming a Thornblade II Zerg-ish Boogaloo. Still not as bad as the OG Thornblade though.
    Edited by DoctorSwampy on March 19, 2015 1:31PM
  • Panda244
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    Psilent wrote: »
    No love for your #1 fan? :( Ask Swampy when you get back, he'll tell you exactly how many times I brought your name up to him. :D
    ^ This mother lover mentions you almost every day I talk to him. He is by far your #1 fangirl. I can hear the fanfiction from a mile away.
    Armitas wrote: »
    Chillrend is awesome right now. Definitely get there somehow.
    First, sup Armitas? We talked briefly at one point so I figured I'd say "Sup".
    Second, yes, it is fun. It's becoming a Thornblade II Zerg-ish Boogaloo. Still not as bad as the OG Thornblade though.

    Mmm I have a larger fanbase than Sypher it seems. Only mine wants to stab me twenty three times...
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • yodased
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    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Panda244
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    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Weberda
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    Only you could take a thread down to the level of a reality show. Sheeesh.

    Fernwood, EP Haderus NA
    Lo Behold, AD Thornblade NA (formerly Haderus, inactive)
  • vortexman11
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    I found something you might like, but you've gotta log in first >.>
    Guild of Shadows ~Elite~
    Învictus ~Council~

    EP | Vortexman | Dunmer DragonKnight | LvL 50 | Rank 50 | Former Emperor of Haderus & Chillrend |
    EP | Phobos | Altmer Nightblade | LvL 50 | Rank 26 |
    EP | Cheezus Sliced | Argonian Templar | LvL 50 | Rank 30 |
    EP | Eterno Tempesta | Altmer Sorcerer | LvL 50 | Rank 33 |
    DC | Vortexman | Dunmer DragonKnight | LvL 50 | Rank 12 |
    DC | Divine Storm | Altmer Sorcerer | LvL 50 | Rank 04 |
    EP | Pocket Vortex | Bosmer Templar | LvL 50 | Rank 24 |
    EP | Vortexman | Redguard DragonKnight | LvL 50 | Rank 28 |
    EP | Fungal Growth | Argonian Warden | LvL 50 | Rank 26 |
    EP | Eternal Guardian | Bosmer Warden | LvL 50 | Rank 13 |
    and a few other random toons

    Teaching by example > https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/comment/5479085#Comment_5479085
  • Panda244
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    Weberda wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    Only you could take a thread down to the level of a reality show. Sheeesh.
    It's either this thread, or that video Fernwood. Take your pick :kissing:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pos4kpNrsck
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Panda244
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    I found something you might like, but you've gotta log in first >.>
    Blame my download, it reset last night so I'm deleting everything and trying again.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Weberda
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Weberda wrote: »
    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    Only you could take a thread down to the level of a reality show. Sheeesh.
    It's either this thread, or that video Fernwood. Take your pick :kissing:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pos4kpNrsck

    Arghhhhhhh......turn it off..turn it off!

    Fernwood, EP Haderus NA
    Lo Behold, AD Thornblade NA (formerly Haderus, inactive)
  • yodased
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    no, I have a build that will make you giggle with glee as you murderously rampage through the fields of death.
    Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
  • Panda244
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    yodased wrote: »
    no, I have a build that will make you giggle with glee as you murderously rampage through the fields of death.

    Yoda I want to retain the remnants of my sanity for a little while longer before I journey down the path of murderous glee. For once one starts laughing at death, one does not stop. Until dead.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Panda244
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR

    They nerfed us Yoda.... They nerfed our wings... And our fire... And our whips of submission... Whatya we do Yoda... But bow down to the one true Jesus Beam? :worried:

    I found something you might like, but you've gotta log in first >.>

    Or you could just... PM me... That's what that thing is for you know. PM. Private. Message. P-R-I-V-A-T-E. Kay I'll stop busting your balls now Vort, I love you! :blush:
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • DoctorSwampy
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    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR
    Oh look it's a Yoda, WAZZZUUUUUP
    By the way Panda, let's run with Yoda more? Mkay? Mkay.
  • Panda244
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    yodased wrote: »
    YUNOWANNAPLAYWITHMENOMOARRRRRRRR
    Oh look it's a Yoda, WAZZZUUUUUP
    By the way Panda, let's run with Yoda more? Mkay? Mkay.
    Kay. That depends on if he isn't running with his guildies or doing PvE like the smexy carebear he is.
    Edited by Panda244 on March 19, 2015 4:09PM
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • DoctorSwampy
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Kay. That depends on if he isn't running with his guildies or doing PvE like the smexy carebear he is.
    PvE is for n3rds, not enough zergs for my exquisite tastes~
  • Panda244
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Kay. That depends on if he isn't running with his guildies or doing PvE like the smexy carebear he is.
    PvE is for n3rds, not enough zergs for my exquisite tastes~
    Screw your zergs... When I get back, and find a build that works. I'm gonna go back to running around and 1vXing hordes of inexperienced B2P nubs for free Apz! Getting off the forums for a bit, gotta run to the store.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • DoctorSwampy
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    Panda244 wrote: »
    Screw your zergs... When I get back, and find a build that works. I'm gonna go back to running around and 1vXing hordes of inexperienced B2P nubs for free Apz! Getting off the forums for a bit, gotta run to the store.

    It's okay, I don't go on Chillrend Thornblade anymore, so no zergs for us!

  • Andferne
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    EP? No!
    You do need to get your a double s in game though. xP
  • Galalin
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    WTB a @Panda to duel.... status update pls

    DK SCRUB OUT
  • Psilent
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    @Galalin, you'll three shot him. Not much of a duel. :P
  • Panda244
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    Psilent wrote: »
    @Galalin, you'll three shot him. Not much of a duel. :P

    If only it was possible to three shot me... :wink:

    Like I said above the download restarted last night, so I got rid of everything and I'm doing a clean re-install, at 23% right now.
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • eventide03b14a_ESO
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    Aww. I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about pandas.

    tumblr_mujl31YTm51s2wmkoo6_400.gif
    Edited by eventide03b14a_ESO on March 19, 2015 8:22PM
    :trollin:
  • Panda244
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    Aww. I'm disappointed. I thought this was a thread about pandas.

    tumblr_mujl31YTm51s2wmkoo6_400.gif

    Do not be disappointed, for Panda has the answers!
    Aldmeri Dominion For Life!
    Crassus Licinius II - DK - V14 - Former Emperor of Blackwater Blade NA (The Dragonknight that refuses to go Vampire.)
    N'tel Arlena - NB - V14 - Retired Sap Tank of Haderus NA, Harasser of Many (Also, not a vampire. Goes by nickname Nutella.)

    #FreeZazeer
    #FreeGooey
    #FreeAsgari
    #FreeAoE
    #FreeSubtomik
    #FreeMBF

    Officially Resigned From Cyrodiil As Of 4/15/15 10:24 PM EST.
  • Armitas
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    Psilent wrote: »
    No love for your #1 fan? :( Ask Swampy when you get back, he'll tell you exactly how many times I brought your name up to him. :D
    ^ This mother lover mentions you almost every day I talk to him. He is by far your #1 fangirl. I can hear the fanfiction from a mile away.
    Armitas wrote: »
    Chillrend is awesome right now. Definitely get there somehow.
    First, sup Armitas? We talked briefly at one point so I figured I'd say "Sup".
    Second, yes, it is fun. It's becoming a Thornblade II Zerg-ish Boogaloo. Still not as bad as the OG Thornblade though.

    Yeah I tried to reply but it wouldn't go through.
    Retired.
    Nord mDK
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