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The ESO Shuffle must go!

blackweb
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It is time to remove the ESO shuffle. You know, when your character moves like it has a barrel between its legs or took an arrow to both knees?

Come on ZOS, please remove the ESO shuffle :(
  • kimboh
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    It has been removed in update 6....

    And replaced with a new bug! ;)
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  • newtinmpls
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    Stand still, then start walking again. I note it often happens after I've been riding for a while and dismounted (not just the second after, but for a short time in general). I'm thinking that there is probably a saddlesore component going on here.
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    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Roechacca
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    It's being replaced by the glide . All the TS kids are doing it .
  • rawne1980b16_ESO
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    I want rid of that and the charge animation bug I keep getting.

    Sick of hitting charge and getting stuck in that animation unable to fight.
  • AlexDougherty
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    roechacca wrote: »
    It's being replaced by the glide . All the TS kids are doing it .

    Oh god, not that, I've had that before, shouldn't I have an immunity to the Glide, or do I need a booster shot, aaagh.
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  • blackweb
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    I was going to do the ESO shuffle but then I took an arrow to the knee...
  • Sallington
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    blackweb wrote: »
    I was going to do the ESO shuffle but then I took an arrow to the knee...

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  • Lord_Kreegan
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    Just hit your space bar and jump as you move and that eliminates it...

    BTW, it's called The Mash, the Monster Mash. It's a graveyard smash...
  • Tandor
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    Stop. Start. Shuffle gone.

    Simples.
  • blackweb
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    Tandor wrote: »
    Stop. Start. Shuffle gone.

    Simples.

    How annoying. We should not have to do that so frequently >:)
  • Surfinginhawaii
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    blackweb wrote: »
    ...when your character moves like it has a barrel between its legs or took an arrow to both knees?(
    That's a nice way of putting it, I always think it looks like your character took a dump in his/her underwear.
  • UrQuan
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    blackweb wrote: »
    It is time to remove the ESO shuffle.
    Hmm, I don't think it's called that...
    BTW, it's called The Mash, the Monster Mash.
    And I don't think it's called that either...

    I do believe it is known as the poopy pants dance!

    This guy gets it:
    That's a nice way of putting it, I always think it looks like your character took a dump in his/her underwear.

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  • Heishi
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    UrQuan wrote: »
    I do believe it is known as the poopy pants dance!

    I believe you are correct. The thread on this comes from back in december so they get first naming rights :p

    In other news I'll repost my gif from the other thread because it amuses me.

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    Edited by Heishi on February 12, 2015 3:39AM
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