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Rhino Mounts
Ahdora
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I want rhino mounts. And safari costumes. So that I can create a guild named Jumanji, and my guildmates and I can stampede through Cyrodiil wrecking everything.
Please, I can haz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwhA2v9UFQ
Edited by Ahdora on January 29, 2015 4:02PM Please, I can haz?
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Epona222✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭Excuse me while I say a few short words in memory of lore...
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust....
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Epona222✭✭✭✭✭
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Haha - I think you are mistaking me for someone who has read every thread on the forums and therefore knows what you are being sarcastic about! I do other stuff in between playing the game and browsing the threads here, so I may have missed the base of what you are being sarcastic about.
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭
Haha - I think you are mistaking me for someone who has read every thread on the forums and therefore knows what you are being sarcastic about! I do other stuff in between playing the game and browsing the threads here, so I may have missed the base of what you are being sarcastic about.
Sorry, I thought the whole thing read sarcastically enough, heh. Especially with the "Please, I can haz?" tacked onto the end.
But yes, I was being completely sarcastic.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP1 -
Kraven✭✭✭✭✭Lore went out the window long ago. LONG ago. There is no lore in ESO. Many of the 'lore' books you find weren't written 'til well after this time period.
Don't EVER remember seeing anything about Jester's in any of the lore, let alone their costumes. Racial lore? Shot to *** before day 1.
To claim you're against anything because "It's not in the lore!!" is short sighted and empty. The lore is long gone.
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭Lore went out the window long ago. LONG ago. There is no lore in ESO. Many of the 'lore' books you find weren't written 'til well after this time period.
Don't EVER remember seeing anything about Jester's in any of the lore, let alone their costumes. Racial lore? Shot to *** before day 1.
To claim you're against anything because "It's not in the lore!!" is short sighted and empty. The lore is long gone.
Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust...
Dammit, Kraven, get out of here with your seriousness. >.>Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0 -
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Really? This guy doesn't ring a bell? Maybe one of the bells on his jester hat even?Don't EVER remember seeing anything about Jester's in any of the lore, let alone their costumes.
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Epona222✭✭✭✭✭
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Haha - I think you are mistaking me for someone who has read every thread on the forums and therefore knows what you are being sarcastic about! I do other stuff in between playing the game and browsing the threads here, so I may have missed the base of what you are being sarcastic about.
Sorry, I thought the whole thing read sarcastically enough, heh. Especially with the "Please, I can haz?" tacked onto the end.
But yes, I was being completely sarcastic.
Cool
It is worth understanding that conveying sarcasm is mostly about tone of voice and facial expression, and therefore it doesn't necessarily express well in a purely written format.
You need to remember that even though you can 'hear' yourself typing something in 'a sarcastic tone of voice', that is not necessarily evident to the rest of us
The phrase "Please, I can haz?" is a meme that has nothing to do with sarcasm whatsoever, sorry.Edited by Epona222 on January 29, 2015 4:42PMGM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
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AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭I want rhino mounts. And safari costumes. So that I can create a guild named Jumanji, and my guildmates and I can stampede through Cyrodiil wrecking everything.
Please, I can haz?
No, sorry you can't have that, no Rhinos in Tamriel, not even sure they exist anywhere on Nirn.
But you can haz a Cheeseburger
Edited by AlexDougherty on January 29, 2015 4:43PMPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
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✭Lore went out the window long ago. LONG ago. There i no lore in ESO. Many of the 'lore' books you find weren't written 'til well after this time period.
An in game explanation is given. Not liking the explanation != lore break.Don't EVER remember seeing anything about Jester's in any of the lore, let alone their costumes.
Silly complaint. Requiring fashion or a precise occupation to have lore documentation to be accepted is odd. Also, Cicero.Racial lore? Shot to *** before day 1.
See first response.
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No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »
But you can haz a Cheeseburger
YAY! Can I have bacon on it? I don't want to be greedy, but, ya know... bacon. I can give you my Bristlegut pig to slaughter.The phrase "Please, I can haz?" is a meme that has nothing to do with sarcasm whatsoever, sorry.
I know it's a meme. That was my point. My use of a silly meme, combined with my saying I wanted to name my guild Jumanji, is a pretty clear indication of sarcasm/a joke. I get that you didn't catch the sarcasm, as happens with text. But that doesn't mean I didn't convey it pretty clearly.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0 -
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No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
2,000 years? Ok, you got me. I thought you knew the lore.0 -
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✭✭Don't EVER remember seeing anything about Jester's in any of the lore, let alone their costumes. Racial lore? Shot to *** before day 1.
Several mentions of Jester's in the lore (in the lorebooks in the game), and the guardian of the Nightmother was disguised as a jester, was even referred to as that horrible little jester several times.Edited by AlexDougherty on January 29, 2015 4:48PMPeople believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule1 -
Kraven✭✭✭✭✭But at the OP's request I'll leave you to your soap boxing. Even if it has no foundation. 2k, or1,700 makes little difference. Skyriim was 4E201 ESO is 2E583.
Although it did seem pretty obvious the entire post was made in sarcasm...ah well.V14 - IMPERIAL NIGHTBLADE - DPS/TANK
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BBSooner✭✭✭✭✭
✭But at the OP's request I'll leave you to your soap boxing. Even if it has no foundation. 2k, or1,700 makes little difference. Skyriim was 4E201 ESO is 2E583.
Although it did seem pretty obvious the entire post was made in sarcasm...ah well.
Pro-tip, the 3rd era lasted less than 450 years, and the second era ended in 897.0 -
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lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
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Epona222✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »
But you can haz a Cheeseburger
YAY! Can I have bacon on it? I don't want to be greedy, but, ya know... bacon. I can give you my Bristlegut pig to slaughter.The phrase "Please, I can haz?" is a meme that has nothing to do with sarcasm whatsoever, sorry.
I know it's a meme. That was my point. My use of a silly meme, combined with my saying I wanted to name my guild Jumanji, is a pretty clear indication of sarcasm/a joke. I get that you didn't catch the sarcasm, as happens with text. But that doesn't mean I didn't convey it pretty clearly.
The use of a silly meme and calling a guild something silly does not at all say sarcasm. It's just silly.
Sarcasm is if I say "Oh I can see you are being soooo sensible" (but meaning "you are being silly"). It is saying the opposite of what you mean with a particular tone of voice. It doesn't work well on the internet, but if you are going to try it the use of italics is pretty much essential in order to get the point of sarcasm across.
Edited by Epona222 on January 29, 2015 5:01PMGM - Ghost Sea Trading Co - NA PC
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭
lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
To be fair, he wasn't complaining about the lore being broken. He was pointing out to someone else who complained about it, that it's not exactly consistent as it is.
Beyond that he was just playing devil's advocate.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0 -
Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »
But you can haz a Cheeseburger
YAY! Can I have bacon on it? I don't want to be greedy, but, ya know... bacon. I can give you my Bristlegut pig to slaughter.The phrase "Please, I can haz?" is a meme that has nothing to do with sarcasm whatsoever, sorry.
I know it's a meme. That was my point. My use of a silly meme, combined with my saying I wanted to name my guild Jumanji, is a pretty clear indication of sarcasm/a joke. I get that you didn't catch the sarcasm, as happens with text. But that doesn't mean I didn't convey it pretty clearly.
The use of a silly meme and calling a guild something silly does not at all say sarcasm. It's just silly.
Sarcasm is if I say "Oh I can see you are being soooo sensible" (but meaning "you are being silly"). It is saying the opposite of what you mean with a particular tone of voice. It doesn't work well on the internet, but if you are going to try it the use of italics is pretty much essential in order to get the point of sarcasm across.
Thank you soooo much, Sarcasm Police.
Better?
I know what sarcasm is, ffs. Just admit the point went over your head and move on.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0 -
AlexDougherty✭✭✭✭✭
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lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
To be fair, he wasn't complaining about the lore being broken. He was pointing out to someone else who complained about it, that it's not exactly consistent as it is.
Beyond that he was just playing devil's advocate.
Yes, but just because it's not been entirely consistent doesn't mean we should scrap it. I would rather they get rid of the inconsistancies, but I will settle for not adding any new ones if possible.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule0 -
UrQuan✭✭✭✭✭
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It said sarcasm to me...The use of a silly meme and calling a guild something silly does not at all say sarcasm. It's just silly.
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✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »
But you can haz a Cheeseburger
YAY! Can I have bacon on it? I don't want to be greedy, but, ya know... bacon. I can give you my Bristlegut pig to slaughter.The phrase "Please, I can haz?" is a meme that has nothing to do with sarcasm whatsoever, sorry.
I know it's a meme. That was my point. My use of a silly meme, combined with my saying I wanted to name my guild Jumanji, is a pretty clear indication of sarcasm/a joke. I get that you didn't catch the sarcasm, as happens with text. But that doesn't mean I didn't convey it pretty clearly.
The use of a silly meme and calling a guild something silly does not at all say sarcasm. It's just silly.
Sarcasm is if I say "Oh I can see you are being soooo sensible" (but meaning "you are being silly"). It is saying the opposite of what you mean with a particular tone of voice. It doesn't work well on the internet, but if you are going to try it the use of italics is pretty much essential in order to get the point of sarcasm across.
Thank you soooo much, Sarcasm Police.
Better?
I know what sarcasm is, ffs. Just admit the point went over your head and move on.
Yep you got it spot on that time, you're learning
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »
lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
To be fair, he wasn't complaining about the lore being broken. He was pointing out to someone else who complained about it, that it's not exactly consistent as it is.
Beyond that he was just playing devil's advocate.
Yes, but just because it's not been entirely consistent doesn't mean we should scrap it. I would rather they get rid of the inconsistancies, but I will settle for not adding any new ones if possible.
He agrees with you, at least to the point that makes sense in an mmo vs. a single player RPG.
He just enjoys playing devil's advocate and always comes across way more rude than he actually is.Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0 -
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lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
To be fair, he wasn't complaining about the lore being broken. He was pointing out to someone else who complained about it, that it's not exactly consistent as it is.
Beyond that he was just playing devil's advocate.
Yes, but just because it's not been entirely consistent doesn't mean we should scrap it. I would rather they get rid of the inconsistancies, but I will settle for not adding any new ones if possible.
He agrees with you, at least to the point that makes sense in an mmo vs. a single player RPG.
He just enjoys playing devil's advocate and always comes across way more rude than he actually is.
Ah, thanks for the clarification.People believe what they either want to be true or what they are afraid is true!
Wizard's first rule
Passion rules reason
Wizard's third rule
Mind what people Do, not what they say, for actions betray a lie.
Wizard's fifth rule
Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self
Wizard's tenth rule0 -
Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭AlexDougherty wrote: »AlexDougherty wrote: »
lol people who have no idea what the timeline is, and have absolutely no idea about what actually is in the lore are so amusing when they complain about things being lore-breaking...
No. He doesn't count as a Jester because of the lore.
Skyriim? 2,000 years into the future in regards to ESO? Think you're doing lore backwards there.
I mean, it's not like there's a Jester's Day holiday in the calendar of Tamriel or anything... But wait, that was introduced in TES2, which took place after ESO, so therefore by your logic it's not part of the lore. Mind you every TES game takes place after ESO, so I guess you're saying there is no lore?
To be fair, he wasn't complaining about the lore being broken. He was pointing out to someone else who complained about it, that it's not exactly consistent as it is.
Beyond that he was just playing devil's advocate.
Yes, but just because it's not been entirely consistent doesn't mean we should scrap it. I would rather they get rid of the inconsistancies, but I will settle for not adding any new ones if possible.
He agrees with you, at least to the point that makes sense in an mmo vs. a single player RPG.
He just enjoys playing devil's advocate and always comes across way more rude than he actually is.
Ah, thanks for the clarification.
No problem.
I've been with him for a decade now, I'm used to clarifying his points. LOL
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Kraven✭✭✭✭✭I think it would be perfectly acceptable BUT only if it's a western black rhino or possibly javan rhino. No others are acceptable or fit anywhere and must be killed.
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Ahdora✭✭✭✭✭I think it would be perfectly acceptable BUT only if it's a western black rhino or possibly javan rhino. No others are acceptable or fit anywhere and must be killed.
Crap, someone got it backwards!
Can we have the other types ingame, but as mobs that we can kill and then cook? Incoming V10 Rhino Burger recipe!Heals With Stick, V11 Argonian Nightblade Healer, NA-EP0