Rylana vs. Azuras Star, a story

Rylana

So some of you might remember a long thread a week or two back by some AD guy claiming they were going to own Azura's forever because of the Haderus invasion. The thread went on and on, and there was much QQ and drama within the thread.

Well tonight some rather funny things happened on Azuras. I shall list them as best I can remember.

- Red took the ring back from Yellow and crowned a vet 4 sorc as emperor
- Red then took two scrolls simultaneously. I may or may not have been the carrier of Ghartok.
- The other reds not in GoS decided to talk massive trash to Zaz and co for us not wanting to recap the whole map and just leave the AD scrolls alone.
- We cap the two scrolls for red, and proceed to pick up Alma Ruma, which was in an imperial keep and couldnt be picked up before this moment.
- We decide to give blue (who have no presence on Azuras at all) the scroll of Alma Ruma back.
- Rylana, being a sporting individual, logs into Chillrend on my blue toon and asks for a taxi ride to Azuras (since my red is homed on Azuras). My wish is granted (thank you, you know who you were), and I proceed to hang out at the Alma Ruma gate.
- GoS hand delivers the scroll of Alma Ruma to me, right on the pedestal, where I promptly cap it. The other reds show up in force, and a glorious battle between a level 31 and a raid worth of PuG reds ensues. GoS goes back elsewhere and leaves me to handle my bidness.
- I eventually lose, what do you expect eh? Reds take Alma Ruma back (as yellow holds the blue home keeps, so the gate was just wide open)
- 17k AP
- BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
- After trying to help Yellow get the scroll back, and eventually failing (despite tanking the scroll runner and his four guardians for almost 3 minutes to help Yellow catch up) the red pugs start talking more trash.
- So Rylana issues the challenge, me vs all of you, let me get on my AD toon.
- And so it was, 40 kills later at Alessia farm vs those reds and I got bored of it and dragonleaped gloriously to my death on the wall vs about 20 reds inside of
Alessia.
- 15k AP


Long story short, without GoS to carry you tonight to that emp cap, you are entitled to nothing. Also buff servers should not exist, all hail Zazeer, and get rekt.

Goodnight and hopefully youve learned something. What you should have learned is that buff servers are ending, and there is not a thing you can do about it.

Oh and dont tell GoS that the campaign belongs to you and you call the shots, because what happens when you do that, is stuff like posted above.

Also congrats to the Red Emp, that part was no troll, we were happy to crown you.

Teargrants

Not one mention of Dee Tick.
/Disappoint

NovaShadow

Well, this would explain why your characters were showing up on my screen picking up scrolls on both factions while I was busy in PVE. I was curious but not curious enough to enter Cyrodiil.

Rylana

Teargrants wrote: »

Not one mention of Dee Tick.
/Disappoint

Oh that D-tick at the scroll temple was delicious. Like I said 17k AP so half of that was d-tick. Couldnt get them all though, they backed off, rezzed and ran back and then just zerg blobbed me to death. Not much one can do solo really, but then yellow almost wiped them just outside the gate too.

Playing all three factions within an hour of each other just to troll everyone because 'MUH BUFF SERVER" is the real story here.

Roechacca

Doing a fly by of Rylana's Ego is very distracting .


http://youtu.be/PsVQV9vmXco

Xexpo

NO VID?
was the only reason I clicked

no more bragging without vids ... new rule

Cody

So you basically soloed an entire server?

nothing new:D

Telel

This one shall now humbly translate the mutterings and prancing filled silly words of their august better- than-Telel person into words any khajiit can understand.

Ahem

We alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllll...*deep breah*..LL suck. Therefore we are all the same, and it makes khajiit laugh.

This is why one should never yell at khajiit just because they are holding things that may in some way resemble items you previously owned.

Also competence and a positive attiuded laced with moon sugar will take you further than moon sugar alone.

Roechacca

What's moon sugar ? Is that like booger sugar ?

Kartalin

No one likes a fence sitter.

Verdwhisper

Interesting story. I dont care about buff servers, but some pvers wanted to claim azura as their own? BS. I only have one problem with zaz, if we got the scroll, dont troll us, at least let me get my scroll quest done, i was like, hey one more quest and i am going to sleep, but... I went to sleep anyway.

Rylana

Verdwhisper wrote: »

Interesting story. I dont care about buff servers, but some pvers wanted to claim azura as their own? BS. I only have one problem with zaz, if we got the scroll, dont troll us, at least let me get my scroll quest done, i was like, hey one more quest and i am going to sleep, but... I went to sleep anyway.

Well you can thank that loudmouth "daddy" whatever his name is for talking trash to Zaz for that one. We came and helped break yellow and crown, and all we got was lashback and orders to do what we were told.

We dont answer to anyone. So we took matters into our own hands to make a point. We were going to leave right after we capped the two red scrolls, until that dramafest in zone pissed us off.

Kybotica

Rylana wrote: »

Verdwhisper wrote: »

Interesting story. I dont care about buff servers, but some pvers wanted to claim azura as their own? BS. I only have one problem with zaz, if we got the scroll, dont troll us, at least let me get my scroll quest done, i was like, hey one more quest and i am going to sleep, but... I went to sleep anyway.

Well you can thank that loudmouth "daddy" whatever his name is for talking trash to Zaz for that one. We came and helped break yellow and crown, and all we got was lashback and orders to do what we were told.

We dont answer to anyone. So we took matters into our own hands to make a point. We were going to leave right after we capped the two red scrolls, until that dramafest in zone pissed us off.

M'iaq can say, with certainty, that this is correct. M'iaq will ruin buff servers wherever the may arise, but this one will not stand for such things in zone chat.

IxSTALKERxI

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

Rylana

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

More details at 10, back to you.

Cody

Rylana wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

More details at 10, back to you.

no!!!! how would I ever be able to kill you??:(

itsBishop

Cool story.

Pancake-Tragedy

Cody wrote: »

Rylana wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

More details at 10, back to you.

no!!!! how would I ever be able to kill you??:(

Is that past your bed time Cody?

KBKB

Another rylana X thread /yawn

KBKB

roechacca wrote: »

Doing a fly by of Rylana's Ego is very distracting .


http://youtu.be/PsVQV9vmXco

There needs to be a thread where someone can drop porkins in

Cody

Pancake-Tragedy wrote: »

Cody wrote: »

Rylana wrote: »

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

More details at 10, back to you.

no!!!! how would I ever be able to kill you??:(

Is that past your bed time Cody?

no, its the thing about becoming a reporter or.. whatever that was:/

Kartalin

IxSTALKERxI wrote: »

Rylana should be given a press vest, be immune to all fighting and just go around recording all events on every server and give everyone their daily news.

That'd be a pretty awesome Twitch stream actually, a neutral party going around and watching the different action.

VagabondAngel

Ego OP.

Please nerf.

Gooey

Once again the E-Peen proves to be too large.