I awoke in Tamriel like, many times over the years,
Arose with no suspicious of anything amiss.
But soon the rumored news reached my waking ears,
They now say that crowns are the new path to bliss.
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
Guar mounts and potions for crowns they say,
Fancy a chef hat? That's possible too.
The lands of Tamriel are yours to play,
Just open your wallet for more to do.
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
I now sit upon a ruby throne,
Not even Dovahkiin can halt my reign.
The Imperial City is mine to own,
With crowns I bring the pain.
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
How many crowns to be emperor for a day?
And so it was that Molag Bal extended his reach across Tamriel with the new plague of crowns. Many heroes cried in desperation against this new horror, but they were ultimately silenced (by negate magic of course).