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Need a new name... apprently. Any Ideas?

Milf_Hero
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So I guess the day has finally come for @***-Hero. ZOS says I gotta change it. I can't think of anything good. Something that I personally like the sound of. So lemme have it. What are your ideas for meh? Id prefer something either comical or something that just sounds cool.
You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Govalon
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    How about... Gilf_hero?
  • Milf_Hero
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    Govalon wrote: »
    How about... Gilf_hero?

    lol. Ha, id use it but No. The first rule in the code of conduct says I cant do anything with an innuendo. Or anything that might hurt any ones feelie weelings.
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Aett_Thorn
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    Why not just, "Your Mom's Hero"?
  • Milf_Hero
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    Aett_Thorn wrote: »
    Why not just, "Your Mom's Hero"?

    Oi! That.. is a possibility. I like the cut of your jib :smirk:
    Edited by Milf_Hero on January 16, 2015 1:01PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Milf_Hero
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    I need a few more still people. I need to send them three possible name changes. maybe 6... because I have to change my forum name and in game ID/@name
    Edited by Milf_Hero on January 16, 2015 1:12PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • PBpsy
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    Melf_Hero.
    ESO forums achievements
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  • kieso
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    Flim_Hero?

    eh that was bad :\
  • Milf_Hero
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    Don't be afraid to think outside the box people! I do appreciate the FLim_HEro @kieso. lol. Though the ladies wil be put of by that for sure.. Melf_Hero so far.. out of the 4 suggestions so far would definitely be in the top 3 @PBpsy. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    Edited by Milf_Hero on January 16, 2015 1:21PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • AngryNord
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    Mama's Boy :P
  • AngryNord
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    On a more serious note, lots of lore-friendly names can be found here: http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Names
  • SFBryan18
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    Milk-Hero? For all the times you were called a 'milk drinker' by some random Nord.
    Edited by SFBryan18 on January 16, 2015 1:25PM
  • Milf_Hero
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    Sextus Prostius is a name I found in the lore friendly sextion. oops I mean section. hmm. prolly ok right? totally lore friendly. lol.
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • kieso
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    Cougar_Hero?
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    Why do you have to change it now? I mean you've had the name for almost a year.
  • Milf_Hero
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    SFBryan18 wrote: »
    Milk-Hero?

    I REJECT THE NAME! it hurts to think that my moment on ESO live will not be connected to my profile in any way shape or form anymore. SInce my identity will be erased from the records.. :disappointed_relieved:
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • AngryNord
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    Why do you have to change it now? I mean you've had the name for almost a year.

    Probably someone reported him...
  • Wolfsspinne
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    How about switching gender: Filf_Hero?

    Paul_Finch?
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Why do you have to change it now? I mean you've had the name for almost a year.

    Probably someone reported him...

    After a year? I think the mods just make up new rules as they go.
  • Milf_Hero
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    Why do you have to change it now? I mean you've had the name for almost a year.

    ESO code of conduct rule numero uno. Yeah, I've had it for almost a year now. I been making more post and I in December Gina said my name out loud on the show. Im guessing with my recently heightened activity on the forums and the show thing, the ZOS super trooper team found me. The POE POE are here to bag and tag my name.
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • SantieClaws
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    Give us some more info. Character's race, class, favourite book, choice of weapon - a screenshot of what they look like even.

    Hard to pick the right name for someone you have never seen :)
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  • Milf_Hero
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    AngryNord wrote: »
    Why do you have to change it now? I mean you've had the name for almost a year.

    Probably someone reported him...

    one report? Sounds like garbage to me. If it takes some one person to report me to have my name changed it a load of crud.
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Milf_Hero
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    Give us some more info. Character's race, class, favourite book, choice of weapon - a screenshot of what they look like even.

    Hard to pick the right name for someone you have never seen :)


    Hmm. Well I'm an Imperial DK. favorite book.. I don't read much but I had one in middle school I liked called Artemis Fowl. My choice of weapon in any game is the biggest 2 handed sword. If its a modern game.. probably something like the M4. hmm Favorite color is blue. I'm studying to become a police officer. I'm Blexican in real life. (Black and Mexican.) And the ladies, don't forget the ladies. certified FBI right here. haha if you know what I mean.

    Got to head off to my morning class in 30 mins. so keep posting people. Hopefully the thread will still be here when I get back. (yes its possible for this to be deleted.) I will read each idea and respond to it. As well as give eah poster a awesome badge. Or maybe one of the others if I feel like it deserves something else.

    GOOD LUCK BRAINSTOMERS! :smile:
    Edited by Milf_Hero on January 16, 2015 1:44PM
    You name it, and ill kill it.
  • Muizer
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    Milford_hero?
    Please stop making requests for game features. ZOS have enough bad ideas as it is!
  • kieso
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    ***_Hero wrote: »
    Give us some more info. Character's race, class, favourite book, choice of weapon - a screenshot of what they look like even.

    Hard to pick the right name for someone you have never seen :)


    Hmm. Well I'm an Imperial DK. favorite book.. I don't read much but I had one in middle school I liked called Artemis Fowl. My choice of weapon in any game is the biggest 2 handed sword. If its a modern game.. probably something like the M4. hmm Favorite color is blue. I'm studying to become a police officer. I'm Blexican in real life. (Black and Mexican.) And the ladies, don't forget the ladies. certified FBI right here. haha if you know what I mean.

    Got to head off to my morning class in 30 mins. so keep posting people. Hopefully the thread will still be here when I get back. (yes its possible for this to be deleted.) I will read each idea and respond to it. As well as give eah poster a awesome badge. Or maybe one of the others if I feel like it deserves something else.

    GOOD LUCK BRAINSTOMERS! :smile:

    lol I like this guy already.
  • PBpsy
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    Fine lady with children enthusiast. ( protector/hero)
    Fine mother (enthusiastic)protector/hero.
    The Gentleman
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    ESO forums achievements
    Proud fanboi
    Elitist jerk
    Troll
    Hater
    Fan of icontested(rainbow colors granted)
  • P3ZZL3
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    Richard_Head
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  • TheShadowScout
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    Funnily enough, "Sextus" would be an common imperial name, seeing how they are patterned after the roman empire...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sextus
    Quote(wiki): Sextus is an ancient Roman praenomen or "first name". Its standard abbreviation is Sex., and the feminine form would be Sexta. It is one of the numeral praenomina, like Quintus ("fifth") and Decimus ("tenth"), and means "sixth". Although it is sometimes thought that these names originally referred to birth order and were then handed down through the family line, they may have also have been a reference to the month of birth.

    Following that and drawing from a popular gladiator movie... "Sextus Maximus" would be a good, proper imperial name, likely an old friend of many a fine imperial family who often visits when the pater familias is away on imperial business... ;):stuck_out_tongue:

    ...and shame on all of you who think something improper! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
  • ers101284b14_ESO
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    I don't want to say it just in case but have you ever seen Monty Pythons Life of Brian? They have a good fwiend in rwome with an interesting name.
    Edited by ers101284b14_ESO on January 16, 2015 1:59PM
  • Gidorick
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    McMasterBlaster
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
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  • firstdecan
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    ***_Hero wrote: »
    Give us some more info. Character's race, class, favourite book, choice of weapon - a screenshot of what they look like even.

    Hard to pick the right name for someone you have never seen :)


    Hmm. Well I'm an Imperial DK. favorite book.. I don't read much but I had one in middle school I liked called Artemis Fowl. My choice of weapon in any game is the biggest 2 handed sword. If its a modern game.. probably something like the M4. hmm Favorite color is blue. I'm studying to become a police officer. I'm Blexican in real life. (Black and Mexican.) And the ladies, don't forget the ladies. certified FBI right here. haha if you know what I mean.

    Got to head off to my morning class in 30 mins. so keep posting people. Hopefully the thread will still be here when I get back. (yes its possible for this to be deleted.) I will read each idea and respond to it. As well as give eah poster a awesome badge. Or maybe one of the others if I feel like it deserves something else.

    GOOD LUCK BRAINSTOMERS! :smile:

    As an imperial, you could do well just by plugging things into a latin translator, or just making latin sounding names

    Maximus Fornicus
    Aurelius Amare
    Vestramater Gaudens

    I also don't see why they're forcing you to change your name. There's nothing about it any worse than "The Lust Argonian Maid."
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